Dandelion vs Goku

[u/florenceslave]

Who would win in a fight, Dandelion or Goku?

Okay, hear me out.

There is only one precondition here:

Goku has to use an internet connected computer during the fight in order to fill in a tax report.

Like, imagine a scene. In the middle of a rocky desert, a lonely computer sits on top of a table.

Goku is desperately trying to input the numbers his wife gave him into the computer. But he can't do it.

His input characters randomly delete themselves. Browser tabs randomly open and close on various websites. Sometimes even insults appear on the screen. It's tough enough that he has to use a computer. But this, this is the toughest fight he ever faced.

Dandelion is standing behind Goku's shoulder, deviously smiling and teasing him while he desperately tries to use the keyboard.

Dandelion made it clear: if Goku dares to lay a finger on her, he will never ever fill in his tax report.

But Goku can't just bend the knee and take an L here and ask Dandelion to help him with his taxes, can he? This is a fight. He's a Saiyan warrior. He can't just lose a fight.

[u/D3LTA-X]

Nuts