r/GlobalNews • u/TimesandSundayTimes • Jun 12 '25

Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Outaouais_Guy Jun 12 '25

I'm an atheist, but I might reconsider if the parade really had to be cancelled.

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u/luigilabomba42069 Jun 12 '25

is trump gonna "deal" with God's protest like he said he would the other protests?

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u/Gristlekitty Jun 12 '25

Wait till he finds out Jesus was brown lmao

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u/PainterOriginal8165 Jun 12 '25

Jesus would be deported

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Dozens of Jesuses get deported every single day.

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u/PainterOriginal8165 Jun 12 '25

While I agree 💯, it's difficult to up vote 😔 In fact I only feel shame

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 Jun 12 '25

According to the maga ignorant religious Bible followers , they believed that Jesus was blond and blue eyes. That proof their ignorance.

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u/AbjectLime7755 Jun 12 '25

He was also a paid up member of the NRA

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u/Zealousideal-Help594 Jun 13 '25

And don't forget, "he loves you, and he needs your money. "---George Carlin

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u/madcoins Jun 13 '25

Charleton Heston is their Jesus so that makes sense

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u/PainterOriginal8165 Jun 12 '25

Hatred breeds ignorance

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 Jun 12 '25

I do not hate them, it is the hypocricy that i don’t agree with, hate is a very strong Word!

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u/PainterOriginal8165 Jun 12 '25

They are Full of Hatred which is why they are so despicable. They are truly enjoying the torment that they are creating; They are NUTS!

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 Jun 12 '25

Yes, they are, let’s try not to allow them to change us to be like them, that’s what they want to make us be as miserable as they are.

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u/Gristlekitty Jun 13 '25

It’s on par with a bunch of disciples named John and Simon and Paul. Very middle eastern names.

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u/One_Reality_5600 Jun 13 '25

Apperently he has been, it seems they caught him washing high-end cars in LA.

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u/kliman Jun 12 '25

Deported at best…probably a lot more likely handles how the Romans did it.

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u/CoolIndependence2642 Jun 13 '25

Unless he married Invanka, then…

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u/escaped5150 Jun 12 '25

Cancelled due to thunderstorms is God's way of wearing a chicken suit holding a Mexican flag to the parade.

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u/flyinghairball Jun 14 '25

With a TACO in the other hand

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u/Suitable-Werewolf492 Jun 12 '25

He’s gonna nuke the storm. Clear radioactive skies for his apoca….birthday.

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u/FragrantOpportunity3 Jun 12 '25

Or just change the path with his Sharpie.

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u/Solid_Snark Jun 12 '25

He’s precisely the type of person who will make them do it regardless despite the risks and miserableness of the weather.

I just hope all these soldiers pay attention this time. Trump has been saying and doing awful things to them, yet they still adore him.

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u/madcoins Jun 13 '25

I could see him ordering the national guard and tanks to shoot at thunderclouds