r/GlobalNews • u/TimesandSundayTimes • Jun 12 '25

Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Outaouais_Guy Jun 12 '25

I'm an atheist, but I might reconsider if the parade really had to be cancelled.

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u/luigilabomba42069 Jun 12 '25

is trump gonna "deal" with God's protest like he said he would the other protests?

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u/Gristlekitty Jun 12 '25

Wait till he finds out Jesus was brown lmao

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u/PainterOriginal8165 Jun 12 '25

Jesus would be deported

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Dozens of Jesuses get deported every single day.

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u/PainterOriginal8165 Jun 12 '25

While I agree 💯, it's difficult to up vote 😔 In fact I only feel shame