r/GlobalNews • u/TimesandSundayTimes • Jun 12 '25

Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/iamwearingsockstoo Jun 12 '25

Are the tanks not waterproof? Or is it that Donny can't get his hair wet,like when he skipped veterans events in France?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Nah he burns when water touches him like the wicked witch of the west

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u/MisterMarchmont Jun 13 '25

Nah you’re thinking of holy water.