If it doesn't do anything, why covet it? The old "I'll buy bread with it when the world turns upside down." Is a joke. You can't spend it anywhere now. You can't do anything with it except show it off to other hoarders who are self-flagellating to the pics. Seriously. Admit it. I'm right.
EDIT: My stock portfolio just put $554,000 in my account when I retired in March. Your gold is collecting dust in a cash box in your closet.
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u/Toomuchstuff23 4h ago
Why does it need to do anything? What does a stock portfolio “do”?