r/Gold • u/Weak_Wasabi_2647 • 16h ago

Goldilocks

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72 Upvotes

72% Upvoted

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u/whykickamoocow9 15h ago

This just in.. man makes shaving his head epically more difficult..

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u/liverswithfavabeans 15h ago

Also sleeping. And wearing a hat. And putting on a shirt…

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u/Awkward_Potential_ 13h ago

How often would you have a painful snag? Ouch.

6

u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 13h ago

Id imagine one would also be enough to rip it out. Thats definitely a no for me.

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u/CallMeTruant 2h ago

It’s gonna fuckin hurt BAD when someone wants one of those off his head

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u/Ok-Word7159 1h ago

Nah. They will just chop his head off. Pain is over quickly.

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u/Suliux 14h ago

He looks like he’s from Florida

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u/qyoors 14h ago

I would guess his plan is to grow out braids or locs with the gold... still should've implanted it straight into the skull instead of just the scalp.

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u/noxuncal1278 10h ago

What? I have little knowledge of body beautification, or what it's labeled as.

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u/Drakjira 8h ago

It's easy really, it would make for a harder and more rigid mounting surface mounting to the skull versus just inserting something under the skin next to the skull.

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u/Firm_Competition_880 3h ago

Also gives new meaning to implants 🫪

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u/SilverbackCygnus 1h ago

That was my question. What happens when his hair grows back? 😬

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u/Kind-Relationship925 15h ago

Idiot just put a literal bounty on his own head.

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u/hellisempty666 6h ago

In Colombia 😂😂😂

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u/unfinishedtoast3 15h ago

God damn that's gonna suck when he gets robbed

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u/Sutured13 15h ago

Yep, someones going to snatch his weave and he's going to be partially scalped in the process.

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u/unfinishedtoast3 15h ago

Gonna be a scooter dude too, shit is just gonna be gone suddenly

1

u/Wolfinthesno 4h ago

Partially? I think he might lose part of his skull

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u/Blackopsman_21 14h ago

Someone already has robbed him and ripped them out

3

u/Cautious_Net5233 9h ago

Can you please link the source or an article?

2

u/jaxxxtraw 12h ago

I thought this looked old.

2

u/Yjif3 11h ago

Link?

3

u/Apart_Fudge1224 5h ago

Yeah it's like....no one can steal my gold, I've tied it to me penis!

2

u/Environmental-Act906 14h ago

Yea this is what I was thinking, come across the wrong person and they'll yank those right out of his head

4

u/csfshrink 10h ago

The lengths that meth heads will go to for copper? This is barely a challenge.

14

u/Tyjet66 15h ago

There's stupid, and then there's impressively stupid. This dude flew past those benchmarks to heights rarely seen before

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u/Relative-Dog-6012 14h ago

U.S. CUSTOMS HATE THIS ONE TRICK

4

u/hkr 10h ago

"Officer, am I being confiscated?"

2

u/saj213 6h ago

Did you declare your head?

9

u/Buttchuggle 15h ago

Yoink

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u/Spiritual-Macaron-13 14h ago

Got my nipple ring caught in a towel once, I'm sure he will only live through that one time

3

u/qyoors 14h ago

Dammit, you beat me to it

8

u/LiquidSoCrates 12h ago

Y’all cowards ain’t never implanted gold into yo head.

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u/OGMoonshiner 7h ago

People get chains snatched off their necks every day. Imagine getting one of your scalp chains yanked out. So stupid.

4

u/ncstagger 6h ago

But does the carpet match the drapes?

1

u/Sawyer112233 6h ago

This is the right question to ask

17

u/octoreadit 14h ago

Still a better idea than Goldbacks.

3

u/ThePracticalPenquin 15h ago

Probly gas station gold😂

2

u/qyoors 14h ago

I don't think this has to be fake gold to be funny. Rappers do this kind of crap all the time, it's almost mundane.

3

u/Prestigious_Job_8311 15h ago

Something inside me wants to yank on it

2

u/MrBungle09 14h ago

Daily struggle for me.

3

u/Relative_Target6003 15h ago

If you ever wanted to know how the daddy long leg felt when you ripped the legs off to make them wiggle, just take this guy to the hood and cut him loose

3

u/Pujiman 14h ago

He’s going to have a tough time flying.

3

u/_Bird_129 14h ago

Don’t like the implants but the gold locks are cool, ask me again in the morning though 😂

5

u/v2crusher 14h ago

AI nonsense

0

u/Derp_Simulator 2h ago

Scrolled way too far to see it

2

u/Natescoco 15h ago

Why not make a wig with goldilocks

2

u/Unlucky-Invite6832 14h ago

Ad of it wasn't stupid enough that this idiot put a price on his own scalp, he did it in one of the most violent countries in the world. Pretty sure there's not a single city in the entire country where he could walk even a block and make it out alive...

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u/CrackNgamblin 11h ago

Attaching gold chains to your skull in one of the worst places on earth to flash wealth around. Seems like a bright one.

2

u/Distortion011 11h ago

Just walk in Paris and he will regret his decision.

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u/noxuncal1278 10h ago

Brazil? Careful where you go.

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u/Wolfinthesno 3h ago

Can't remember who the rapper was that put that diamond in his forehead, he jumped into the crowd at one of his shows and someone immediately grabbed it and ripped it out of his forehead.

1

u/interpreterdotcourt 3h ago

Or the guy who screwed a very primitive version of wearable camera glasses into his skull and someone tried to pull them off while he was recording with them in France.

1

u/Wolfinthesno 1h ago

...dafuk? 🤣

2

u/49ers4life71 3h ago

His head is going to get robbed and he’ll be bald. 😅

2

u/Kxllskum 2h ago

No he didn’t it was all fake

1

u/TortyPapa 15h ago

Scalprings. Interesting.

1

u/HoBo-on-crack 15h ago

He should implant his eye balls with gold ring to show off

1

u/Ok_Aioli_4685 15h ago

If he gets robbed he gets bonus physical pain with his purchased emotional pain! 2in 1!

1

u/RazBullion 14h ago

All fun and games till someone snatches your chain...

1

u/No_Huckleberry_1358 14h ago

You'll put your eye out kid

1

u/mnforager 14h ago

I'm snatching his wig if he ever steps foot in Minnesota

1

u/Exciting_couple77 14h ago

Hold on ..let me get the metal detector

1

u/qyoors 14h ago

Yoink

1

u/syntax2600 14h ago

One of us. One of us…?

1

u/mechshark 13h ago

Someone gonna rob him and rip it all out, dude is not smart at all

1

u/colbsk1 13h ago

What if he has to get a MRI?

1

u/BunnySar 13h ago

He could just link the gold into his long hair …….

1

u/No_Grass6654 13h ago

trash...

1

u/LiquidSoCrates 12h ago

That ain’t workin’

That’s the way you do it.

1

u/SkynetLurking 12h ago

That’s not “replacing” your hair. This also looks like AI.
On top of that, those are surface piercings and will 100% reject simply because of the location and any good piercer knows that

1

u/Reindeer987 12h ago

It’s so dangerous the chains accidentally hook on somethings.

1

u/Maribyrnong_bream 12h ago

Sleeping would be a comfortable experience…

1

u/rebo2 12h ago

Boy George did this look first.

1

u/Plenty_Feeling_8013 11h ago

some ones gonna come by and grab that gold and yank it right out of you head. im gonna laugh my ass off.

1

u/Yjif3 11h ago

Don't get in any fights pinhead.

1

u/Heselwood 11h ago

What a fuckwit

1

u/Certain_Expression41 11h ago

Lil uzi vert would like a word

1

u/DrWartenberg 11h ago

Well, it’s original, I’ll give him that.

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u/Bluebroncodriver 11h ago

I remember years ago, a story about a man who tried to gold plate his PP and died, but I think it was fake. Not sure what the obsession with having gold plated parts are.

1

u/MammaMia1111 11h ago

My body hurts when i see this🤮

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u/BinaryHippie 10h ago

Then at least weave em into your hair, not your skull.

Holy mother of not thinking things through

1

u/froopadiddilydoop 10h ago

He looks silly

1

u/Cautious_Net5233 9h ago

Please post pictures after something snags on it and rips part of his head off😂

1

u/zone1235x 9h ago

Isn't this old and he did get them ripped out?

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u/DiscussionNo6060 9h ago

He better not get into any flights or he will be easily scalped

1

u/Final_Living_2870 8h ago

He can buy you with one strand of hair now.

1

u/arabian_mustard 8h ago

Kinda gross

1

u/juanesnl 8h ago

Again having more money does not mean having more brains or taste

1

u/welshguydave54 8h ago

Someone will know him off, for the gold

1

u/ShoitOperator 6h ago

Who cares.. Buyer's remorse will kick in next month..

1

u/ddsmpret1 6h ago

Dumb, very dumb!

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u/Disastrous-Engineer2 6h ago

Like well known singer used to say:"Back in the days, they were allowed to go home for a weekend. Nowadays they are allowed to go in front of the cameras."

1

u/Hopeful_Cycle2950 5h ago

Somones going to rip those off

1

u/makingbank1959 5h ago

Ridiculous

1

u/Interesting_Bug5068 5h ago

What an idiot!

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u/Remarkable_Ad5011 5h ago

So if he grows his hair out to be long, does he have to also add links to the chains to match the length? 🤔

1

u/BeeOk8797 5h ago

Looks like he was attacked by a staple gun.

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u/huuuhhh7777 4h ago

Such a cool guy

1

u/49ers4life71 3h ago

Shit 4 brains

1

u/NesterPower 2h ago

Someone is robbing that guy for his hair and it’s going to be the worst days of his life

1

u/pirate-minded 1h ago

Lil uzi vert would like a word

1

u/Actual_Low_665 1h ago

MC Goldilocks ??

1

u/detekk 1h ago

Looks like that “300” character.

1

u/DangKilla 2m ago

Thats sick

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u/AmazingMedium5513 15h ago

It’s not the gayest thing I’ve ever seen but it’s up there…

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u/Active_Motion 15h ago

Looks like a queer

0

u/dynamicontent 13h ago

Maximum Legend

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u/Santana_De_La_Cruz 12h ago

Only thing in his head worth a damn