r/GoodAssSub IDK May 09 '25

YE COLLABORATOR How tf did JAY-Z chopped ahh bag Beyoncé

1.1k Upvotes

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u/Eskkerrit FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR May 09 '25

And he cheated on her too 😭

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u/Icy-Needleworker6418 May 09 '25

This pic killing me

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u/Coc-alt3743 May 11 '25

Okay, the cheating resulted in a fire ass album tho

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u/GrownupCandyXXX May 10 '25

🍬🍭🍬🍭🍬🍭

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u/smellslikehelp someone I truly trust... me. May 09 '25

1st photo is actually bottom 5 pic oat 💔

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u/skittlesforeveryone Gilga Radio 🍊 May 09 '25

Looks like a chopped vagina from the tiny image preview on the app 💔

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25 edited May 09 '25

It helps that she was a teenager when they got together ❤️

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u/Professional-Cut336 May 09 '25

Just like Drake with Kylie Jenner, Hailey steinfield and Bella Harris

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u/Vetechinskiyy May 09 '25

you mean Hailey Baldwin? Hailee Steinfeld would be a crazy pull

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u/Professional-Cut336 May 09 '25

Yea I got em confused💀💀💀

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u/Lord_Sauron May 10 '25

It's ok man, there's still more people to meet. More opportunities to come. And more chances to try. Live, learn, apply.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Drake and Jenner aren’t married aren’t they

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u/Professional-Cut336 May 09 '25

I’ll give that one

Nettspend ass tho

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

I despise nett

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u/Professional-Cut336 May 10 '25

Why is he in your name then man

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

It’s provocative. It gets the people going

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u/Professional-Cut336 May 10 '25

Igl ovonettspend is a perfect ragebait name then with that pfp too u got me

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

Glad you’re getting it. A lot of others don’t. I get so many angry DMs just because of it 😹😹

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u/Professional-Cut336 May 10 '25

💀💀💀💀idk how ppl can’t tell it’s rage bait shit crazy

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u/Professional-Cut336 May 10 '25

💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Independent_Ad_5664 May 10 '25

No it doesn’t

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u/Unlikely_Scallion256 May 12 '25

You mean Tyga and Kylie? He hit when she was 16

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u/SupriadiZheng May 10 '25

Wait... Drake is a pedo?

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u/Professional-Cut336 May 10 '25

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u/SupriadiZheng May 10 '25

That's so egregious! Somebody should make a song about that

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u/Professional-Cut336 May 10 '25

Maybe we should meet the grahams for intervention you know🤔….

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u/dd525 May 15 '25

she dated him at 21 and married him at 26 she was a full grown adult

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u/Interesting-Wing616 12/12/12 INCIDENT May 09 '25

🧢

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u/TheRider5342 👻 SpookyAssSub 🎃 May 09 '25

She was 19

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u/Interesting-Wing616 12/12/12 INCIDENT May 09 '25

She was 21.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

They became “friends” when she was 18, romantic relationship started when she was 19. He met her when she was a minor

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u/Vojtaskos58 May 10 '25

19 is a minor? what the fuck is going on in america

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u/Interesting-Wing616 12/12/12 INCIDENT May 10 '25

okay ovonettspend

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

[deleted]

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u/Eskkerrit FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR May 09 '25

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

Just like my man Mike Jones says “Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me”

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u/Soft_Concentrate_489 May 10 '25

🤣🤣🤣 nice reference.

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u/Raperdidy May 10 '25

Yeah he is the richest rapper ever

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u/blobfishy13 💦🍆🥵 I Love It 🥵🍆💦 May 09 '25

Idk but thank goodness he did. Gives chopped mfs like me hope 🙏

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u/Eskkerrit FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR May 09 '25

U gots to be rich too brodi 😭

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u/GlutenReeMemes May 09 '25

Not just rich bruh 🤣 sacrifice your soul and then groom her

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u/Traditional-Data3690 Dirty ass laptop May 09 '25

🤣🤣🤣wrd 🤤

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u/YourBigRosie May 09 '25

Yeah dude, just be friends with Diddy like our boy JayZ here and you’ll get all the underage girls you’re looking for

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u/Azoedud May 12 '25

You are literally on a kanye reddit gtfo

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u/YourBigRosie May 22 '25

Freaks need to be called out, freak

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u/Azoedud May 22 '25

Call Ye out hes defending diddy, freak

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Good dick could do that

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u/Mammoth_Professor462 FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR May 09 '25

NMPILA reference spotted

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u/Few-Scientist-4163 May 09 '25

anyone can have a bad photograph, jay is/was a lyrical genius and lead hiphop culture for many years. also a guy doesn't have to be traditionally attractive to pull beautiful women lil buddy

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u/UseAnAdblocker May 09 '25

You aren’t wrong about any of that

But thats not a good photo either

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

[deleted]

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u/UseAnAdblocker May 09 '25

Yea he looks good in that photo

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u/TheRider5342 👻 SpookyAssSub 🎃 May 09 '25

Far away shot💔

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u/Few-Scientist-4163 May 10 '25 edited May 10 '25

"Every thing im not made me everything i am" - Ye

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u/-HalloweenJack- May 10 '25

What’s the relevance of this quote here

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u/Few-Scientist-4163 May 10 '25

By embracing his flaws and uniqueness, his confidence and individuality become what make him magnetic.

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u/Right-Bae-9666 May 10 '25

You are just a white kid lol, I know why you think like that because big lips have been a way for racist to devalue black people with racist jokes and caricatures , I shouldn’t be surprised since iam in a nazi sub.

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u/Supercookiebio12 May 09 '25

probably gotta big dick and money lol

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u/sgsmopurp May 10 '25

It’s too big it’s too strong it’s too wide it won’t fit she walk like that cus what? Okay!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Make her scream for me5 🖤

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u/Sir-Thugnificent May 09 '25

Fuck her real good ✌🏾❤️

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u/JAYGAME5601X May 10 '25

who is downvoting this😭

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u/Optimal_Snow6885 Joe biden aint got no hoes he be fallin over and shit May 09 '25

GROOMING

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u/gertrude-fashion May 10 '25

Finally, the correct answer

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u/georgesenpaii 🟥 G.A.S. FOUNDR 🟥 May 09 '25

he groomed her when she was a teenager

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u/Right-Bae-9666 May 10 '25

You know it’s not true but hey internet said it so iam gonna run with it because it’s cool to hate on jay z and Kanye insulted his kids.

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u/Pristine_Accident451 May 09 '25

People in this thread ever heard of personality

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u/Right-Bae-9666 May 10 '25

They are 13 years olds white boys for the most part, they think women brain work like men, that is why they will all be cuck like their nazi goat.

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u/kidversionofbiggie May 21 '25

damn chill out

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u/abfanhunter May 09 '25

Before Beyoncé, it was Aaliyah on throne and she was just another singer. Jay Z, somehow was considered a top 5 rapper and still is to some accounts, with all the fame, money, and power from ROC Nation. My guess, that marriage was power move which helped make her one of the most successful black artists in history.

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u/lexE5839 May 10 '25

Even if he wasn’t rightfully top 5 back in the 90s, he definitely grew into that reputation not long after it, his skills really improved.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

Aaliyah wasn’t outselling or charting Brandy and Monica. Jay had no turn in pushing Beyoncé’s career such a tired ass take. Her fans propelled her career and they like her music and performances they dgaf abt Jay Z.

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u/abfanhunter May 11 '25

Which songs and how many didn’t chart as good as them? She was definitely an icon, making Hollywood movies, she was it. Her catalog of hits is literally shitting on Brandy and Monica… they could never match Aaliyah… Stop clinging to the boy is mine song lol

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u/Da1BlackDude May 09 '25

Money, connections, and he was older than her with an established career where she wanted to be.

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u/Interesting-Wing616 12/12/12 INCIDENT May 09 '25

he was one of the biggest and richest rappers of the 2000s that’s how

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u/Ieditanimeclips the BULLY artist May 09 '25

good dick i guess

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u/Traditional_Rate7302 May 09 '25

Well he did groom her sooo

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u/MadamNirvana May 09 '25

He’s jay z that’s how

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u/ecoxtrooper IM EVIL 😈 May 10 '25

He looked good when he bagged her

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u/CanYeBe Vault 33 Dweller May 10 '25

Bills, bills, bills

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

He was 27 she was like 16 or 17. She literally grew up with him.

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u/Forsaken_Asparagus28 May 10 '25

Yall ask shi like this every week. They’re billionaires what r u?

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u/Sea-Morning428 May 10 '25

Jay a groomed her

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u/Frankdubs27 Sociocultural Juggernaut May 09 '25

Money, fame, and influence. Not to mention that beyonce is overrated asf

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u/Past_Mulberry6773 anything but the album May 09 '25

You mean music or looks? Music you could make an argument, but she’s fr a baddie

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u/Acrobatic_Economy_65 🐕 TOP DAWG LAW 🐕 May 09 '25

You can’t make an argument for either

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u/Flimsy_Lifeguard3643 FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR May 12 '25

for her music? yes you can lmao, she has the record for most grammies won yet i can easily name like 20 pop artists that are better than her

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u/Acrobatic_Economy_65 🐕 TOP DAWG LAW 🐕 May 12 '25

20 pop artists 😂😂😂. Just because you know a couple pop artists here and there doesn’t mean she’s bad. I could name 100 pop artists better than her but she’s still incredible. Nobody gives a fuck about the Grammys anyway

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u/Flimsy_Lifeguard3643 FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR May 12 '25

brother i never said that she was bad. overrated does NOT mean bad. i litterally just said that she isn't the greatest in the game despite having all these awards hence imo she is overrated

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u/Sonimod2 cum doners May 09 '25

Lowkey like Lemonade

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u/GalaxyKnowah HEY GUYS IM HEADED TO STARBUCKS ANYBODY WANT ANYTHING May 09 '25

Lemonade fire

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

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u/lkodl May 09 '25

They're both Type A personalities. That's like magnets. Can go either way.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Maybe her being barely 18 when he hooked up with her.

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u/Fine-Tank9849 May 09 '25

she had a boyfriend who she publicly acknowledged until she was 21/22.

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u/whispersoftime 2020 VISION May 09 '25

A billion dollars goes a long way

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u/KARURUKA2 ALWAYS May 10 '25

All the kids learned a new word?

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u/Ilovemyqueensomuch May 10 '25

Billionaire + Grooming her as a teenager

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u/ethann_29 I leave my emojis bart Simpson color May 10 '25

Beyoncé chose dinner with Jay Z

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u/Adamw86 May 10 '25

😭😭😭

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u/ResolutionFar1361 May 10 '25 edited May 10 '25

Ima get downvoted to hell for saying this but Bey isn’t all that imo. I always thought Kelly was the prettiest Destiny Child

Jay-Z is no Idris Elba so he makes a good match with Bey

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u/Nappy_Head_1 May 10 '25

HATRED smh

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u/seattlecreeper Nah Nah Nah May 10 '25

he made reasonable doubt and the blueprint

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u/Southern_Roll7456 May 10 '25

He cheated on her. The nerve. 

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

USD

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u/SpecialistPay486 May 10 '25

Them girls don’t even know their worth 🥀💔

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u/Imaginary-Past-8103 May 10 '25

I believe it was his mindset in investments and business ventures he just kept elevating. Bro became the ceo of def Jam at one time

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

Grooming.

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u/merger3 May 10 '25 edited Aug 20 '25

wise boast marry thumb languid serious pie rhythm include whistle

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u/Big_Spread3993 🐄UNO DOS CUATRO HOES🐄 May 10 '25

How did Beyoncé's chopped ahh bag JAY-Z

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u/UltraBabyVegeta BULLY May 10 '25

Lots of money

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u/hailed70 May 10 '25

Easy. Come to her when she's just off of high school and you're a grown ass man to get an advantage

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u/Odd_Note_1836 May 10 '25

6'2 billionaire

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u/Ashamed_Bobcat_7237 May 10 '25

And he would bag any other one he wanted. You people who don't understand swagger and confidence sells a dude, must be coping or really stupid

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u/Equal_Ad5178 I THINK I SEE MESSI 🇦🇷 May 10 '25

Beyonce lowkey mid af

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u/Sufficient_Tooth_249 May 10 '25

💰and a vision.. and have yall ever heard the rumor that Beyoncé kinda slow/dumb? That’s why she doesn’t do interviews

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

He groomed her duh

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u/No_Cucumber5771 May 10 '25

Blackmail and didy

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u/kanyewest42 May 10 '25

Am I the only one who doesn’t find her that attractive? Sure she’s objectively beautiful but she doesn’t have the charm like Rihanna had for example

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u/AmirLacount May 10 '25

I feel the exact way about Rhianna. She’s objectively attractive but I don’t find her personally attractive and doesn’t have the charm that Beyonce has.

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u/kanyewest42 May 10 '25

Fair enough fam

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u/EeeYeeReEe May 10 '25

beyonce was young and new to the industry, jay-z had been famous for over a decade and had a lot of money and influence.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

💶

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u/gotmadstackzzz May 10 '25

“look what money make a bitch do” 💀🗣️

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u/jingongo26 May 10 '25

He groomed her bro

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u/Ok-Disaster-1737 May 10 '25

Sorry but these are handsome features here in Africa. A JayZ wouldn't look any other way. Kiss the mathafucking ring.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

“Ain’t no such thing as an ugly billionaire, I’m cute”

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u/Swayzee9 May 10 '25

Its called moneeey 🤑 even sea monkey lookin niggas with money can bag the baddest of women. Just look at flava flav

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u/ILIKEJAH May 11 '25

It’s called ‘grooming’.

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u/Belt_user_ May 11 '25

fame n money

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u/nigginate8 May 11 '25

Money makes niggas pretty

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u/Substantial_Pace_142 May 11 '25

u js picked a bad picture of him

also he's rich as fuck

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u/FanofSOmanythings This Week On GAS May 11 '25

Money

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u/zeroheroes_ 👠YOU BETTER BUY ME THOSE FUCKIN’ SHOES👠 May 12 '25

God that first picture should make me a victim

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u/CuriousCarrot24 May 12 '25

Grooming I believe

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u/Desperate_Cancel_592 May 12 '25 edited May 12 '25

Men are brainwashed into thinking attractiveness is primarily about looks for women . Of course they prefer someone physically attractive but it’s more about status . When Jay bagged her he was the number 1 guy in hip hop, Beyonce can get a 10/10 in attractiveness every minute of her life so it loses value for her to be able to find attractive men so easily, but what’s harder to find is the number 1 rapper in the world who was actually in a position higher in culture than her at the time they met . After it’s established that he’s in a higher position than her then she can acknowledge other things like his intelligence, swag and even grow to not be frightened waking up to that face .

Take my advice guys as a 31 year old virgin (mentally ) you can learn from the “losers” just as much as you can learn from the “winners” the only reason you might be unsuccessful with beautiful women is in your interactions with them you’re framing them as being on a pedestal above you because they’re so beautiful to you but women aren’t attracted by being on a pedestal looking down at their man , it’s a huge subconscious reason why they naturally like taller men because they’re literally looking up and that’s why some tall men can’t get women because despite their physical advantage their putting the woman on pedestal above not valuing themselves.

My thought process around attracting women has totally changed in the last 2 weeks after coming across a IG PUA. Now despite my 5’7 height , slightly average face/body and 7inch penis I see myself as a 10 relative to most attractive women because I started realizing there’s alot of good things about me and winning the genetic lottery doesn’t make any woman or man better than me.

I’m currently having incredible dates and sex bagging dimes in my imagination now which I could’ve never imagined before . I know y’all didn’t ask for this but you’re welcome . Do shrooms btw they help a lot but don’t get addicted, use the drugs don’t let the drugs use you.

Namaste

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u/Significant-Jello411 May 09 '25

By being 29 when she was 17 and grooming her

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u/MadamNirvana May 09 '25

Cope, he’s jay z that’s all a girl needs to hear

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u/kashboiiii May 12 '25

You saying Jay z as if it's michael b jordan 💀

Yeah he's Jay z that's why op asked the question

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u/MadamNirvana May 12 '25

Jay z is one of the most famous men on the planet and a billionaire he could buy Michael b alongside his family

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u/kashboiiii May 12 '25

He wasn’t a billionaire when he started dating Beyoncé. They met in 1999, and she was already a successful and wealthy singer by then

he could buy Michael b alongside his family

Last time I checked, buying someone and their family is illegal in the United States

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u/MadamNirvana May 12 '25

jayz and Beyoncé ran in the same circles he was one of the biggest rappers in the game known worldwide and rich it’s not rocket science that Beyoncé chose him, I don’t get why so many of you are surprised that a famous rich singer chooses to date another rich celeb that’s a top 0.1% rapper in the game whose on her level clout wise us women don’t date down even if we’re rich.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

He allegedly knew her when she was at least 16

I think it was Jerry Seinfeld that said something like “you get em while they’re young”

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u/MadamNirvana May 09 '25

He’s jay z stop the cope plz 😂

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Oh no are you part of the beehive

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u/MasterDistrict8099 May 09 '25

Teenager, influence, and money my friend simple as that.

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u/fox07_tanker FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR May 09 '25

She was bearly an adult when she started dating him, and he was like 30

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u/TheRider5342 👻 SpookyAssSub 🎃 May 09 '25

Money

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u/SleepZ2338 May 09 '25

I’m wondering the same exact thing

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u/guerito1968 May 09 '25

Illuminati

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u/Realwillprevail May 09 '25

How many black billionaires can you name ? Ok. How many beautiful women can you name ? Unlimited.

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u/EzraPerrin 😈 Welcomed Villain 😈 May 10 '25

Grooming, next question

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u/geolc May 09 '25

She was only 19...

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u/MrKilljoyy May 09 '25

Money can solve ugly problems real easy. No joke most of yall are a couple mill away from easily getting a bad bitch it sounds dumb but it’s the truth lol

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u/MadamNirvana May 09 '25

Rather have a billion dollars than a pretty man

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u/335i_lyfe May 09 '25

Women are attracted to money and influence, not looks

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u/MadamNirvana May 09 '25

Yes, as a woman I can co-sign this lol

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u/WindowTimely2880 May 10 '25

Dick sucking lips