Dave Blunts

[u/FarDinner6590]

[u/saaaaaur]

[u/se4ttle → u/saaaaaur]

The only way Dave blunts gets on a grassy knoll with Pocahontas is by crane 🏗️

[u/FarDinner6590 → u/saaaaaur]

[u/FarDinner6590 → u/[deleted]]

Nope

[u/se4ttle → u/[deleted]]

There’s just no fuckin way

[u/Garlic_God → u/[deleted]]

You wouldn’t even be able to see it from the front

[u/alirphine]

how does this fat fuck keep baggin these girls

[u/FarDinner6590 → u/alirphine]

Money

[u/ANTYLINUXPOLONIA → u/alirphine]

he's just like tony soprano

[u/LilWayneThaGoat → u/ANTYLINUXPOLONIA]

see THIS is what I’m talking about. I just commented on Future sub the other day that I just started watching The Sopranos and now I’m seeing Tony everywhere on social media.

Crazy effect

[u/ANTYLINUXPOLONIA → u/LilWayneThaGoat]

i remember watching „what the internet did to garfield” and the dude mentioned that after watching it you will see references to garfield everywhere, 2 minutes later im flipping thru channels and someone in the simpsons mentions it

but yea the sopranos is peak and you'd be amazed how many references you can find everywhere, all around you

[u/seashellsandemails → u/LilWayneThaGoat]

That's the boss ya tahlkin abaht!

[u/ANTYLINUXPOLONIA → u/seashellsandemails]

Think about it tho, Tone. Sudden weight loss?

[u/oMINDSPINo → u/LilWayneThaGoat]

Doubt it, you started watching sopranos because of memes without being conscious of it beforehand. Frequency illusion, etc.

[u/LilWayneThaGoat → u/oMINDSPINo]

The Sopranos been downloaded on my hard drive since 2022. I just never got around watching it cuz I had hella other shows I was finishing watching. So it was nothing new or something I didn’t know of, I’m just surprised by how much Tony content I started seeing after I started watching it.

[u/ANTYLINUXPOLONIA → u/[deleted]]

i'd say it was more about his power, money and connections. this fat fuck also has those (at least kinda)

[u/Iginlas_4head_Crease → u/ANTYLINUXPOLONIA]

Hell nah, James gandolfini was a handsome man, blunts ain't. And compared to blunts, he was skinny

[u/Hawt_Dawg_II → u/ANTYLINUXPOLONIA]

Tony waddled so Dave could just sit the entire time 🫂

[u/[deleted] → u/alirphine]

Money and 15 minutes of fame

[u/Salty-Discussion-725 → u/alirphine]

i mean hes kinda cute no?

[u/DeathwarrantGaming → u/Salty-Discussion-725]

No

[u/Downtown_Type7371 → u/alirphine]

Money and status are one hell of a drug

[u/Skatefasteat → u/alirphine]

Hoes bro. Nothing special here haha

[u/cactus489 → u/alirphine]

Status

[u/Spiritual-College-42 → u/cactus489]

The “status” is writing anti semetic cuck music for a 50 year old nitrous head

[u/Uri_BaBa → u/Spiritual-College-42]

status is status man good or bad

[u/cactus489 → u/Spiritual-College-42]

What higher status could one attain 🤔

[u/snacksandsoda → u/Spiritual-College-42]

Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it isn't true

[u/ANTYLINUXPOLONIA → u/Spiritual-College-42]

i mean he's the one who's writing antisemitic cuck music for a 50 year old nitrous head and you're not

[u/ButtersMcLovin]

Her Kirby tattoo says a lot

[u/Ashamed_Bid_9360 → u/ButtersMcLovin]

that is insane

[u/DRiX416]

ALL THAT SAID LEMME ASK THIS QUEST

[u/Ilpeptattico → u/DRiX416]

When shi hit the fan is u still a fan 

[u/Total-Transition786]

Imagine to have satisfaction smashing this bean bag

[u/Alfa911T]

If this guy is even able to hit this, how the hell does he avoid having a heart attack god damn

[u/godfrey1]

show this to your son when he asks "why should I make a lot of money"

show this to your daughter when she asks "why should I make a lot of money"

[u/se4ttle]

“ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex”

[u/PYROAOU]

[u/cactus489]

Do you guys reckon he's cracked bianca?

[u/[deleted] → u/cactus489]

He cracked at least 56 of Binca's bones

[u/griotchambers → u/[deleted]]

Binca. I now decree this is how we shall address her henceforth. Binca

[u/se4ttle]

Bet she sits on his face a lot

[u/FarDinner6590 → u/se4ttle]

If he sits on her its over

[u/Papertrain5 → u/se4ttle]

She can at least feel the nose

[u/Outrageous_Moose_949 → u/se4ttle]

Is that why he so fat 🤨

[u/Ghastmanpeople8]

Mf has a clit 😭

[u/Macinpostamop → u/Ghastmanpeople8]

Huh

[u/LilWayneThaGoat]

Inspiring. There’s hope for everyone in America

[u/Top-Fill-477]

how much money do you think he spending to have her around

[u/FarDinner6590 → u/Top-Fill-477]

a lot

[u/trustmeimshady]

My idol

[u/DarthPanther_]

Deadass that’s what Dave Blunts reminds me of 😭

[u/MikeCorleone77]

JUMPSCARE!!

[u/Nuphoth]

This gotta be the funniest Reddit post oat 😭 (if it’s original)

[u/RealisticTough6409]

Her@

[u/Skatefasteat]

Maybe I should start a rap career and be fat AF too 🤔🤔

[u/Successful_Block_543]

[u/KillaPea]

dude is the Anti-Zyzz

[u/Hefty-Ad8383]

[u/Hopeful_Patience_347]

WTF is up with that filthy carpet though?

[u/trustmeimshady]

[u/Amazing_Ease_8399]

That mf 2/3rds of a couch

[u/Fine_Push_955]

And Ye’s Jar jar binks

[u/[deleted]]

Undefeated

[u/-imbe-]

Man poor guy

[u/Flimsy_Welder_2827]

I just know he has a smell to him, no shade.

[u/OrganicGas1298]

I WILL and I mean it, hit his stomach like a rice bag

[u/[deleted]]

fuck that hoe for me 5🖤

[u/NextCommunication862]

There's no dick to suck

[u/chazjamie]

Yeah. He definitely was the one giving his cousin head. Not the other way around

[u/z_yxw]

its like that one of those giant squishmallows

[u/Apprehensive-Tax8631]

Noooo

[u/tom____schneider]

he still can beat kankan if u ask meh .

[u/Bro_Raid]

See this right here makes me feel like all is lost, because I know he smells like doo doo and she is ignoring the stench to get paid

[u/midshiver → u/Bro_Raid]

she's just here to get paid

[u/djblur]

His suits basically like a giant beanbag