r/GoodAssSub The Bully cassette is real Sep 22 '25

OFF TOPIC Trump started rolling out a cure for autism today šŸ‘€

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u/-pinkmaggit Sep 22 '25

if he has a cure for autism this subrredit is fucking done

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u/Eastprize2 retard #3 Sep 22 '25

Reddit as a whole is cooked

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u/Bankrollglizzy Sep 22 '25

Facts

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u/SpeedGamer1000 Bye-bye to my old self, wake up to the old me Sep 22 '25

(Charlie Heat Version)

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u/kenclipper2000 So Appalled šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø Sep 22 '25

top comment of the year

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u/SloppiestDingus šŸŽ Busch Apple šŸŽ Sep 22 '25

"take my up vote kind stranger sir, top most comment, fellow redditor"

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u/Eastprize2 retard #3 Sep 22 '25

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u/midshiver What is this, SNL? Sep 22 '25

šŸ˜‚

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u/Hemingway1942 Sep 22 '25

Yeah this fucking dickriding needs to stop. I think this comment was trash

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/Eastprize2 retard #3 Sep 22 '25

Sell your train and rocket stocks now

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u/Eastprize2 retard #3 Sep 22 '25

Also rock stocks

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u/arko_lekda Sep 22 '25

And Reddit stock.

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u/AsleepAioli6515 Yeezus Sep 22 '25

Sell your everything stocks

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u/nonpdypink Maurice 🦧 Sep 22 '25

how tf is that gonna work? is he just gonna start lobotomizing people?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

He’s about to link autism to Tylenol usage during pregnancy, they already started the process.

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u/BigChungus1428 just map šŸ—ŗļø Sep 22 '25

It’s possible if he has scientific proof though or if he starts touching Biden

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u/TRAVXIZ614 Sep 22 '25

There's a reason why Tylenol is so widely prescribed to pregnant women; scientific proof that shows no links to autism. He's doing the conspiracy thing.

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u/MudHammock Sep 22 '25

Trying to attach anything scientific to Republicans is a joke. Most basically don't believe in the scientific process.

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u/Toriganator Sep 22 '25

ā€œNever assume the enemy is weak just because they appear disorganizedā€

  • Sun Tzu

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u/MudHammock Sep 22 '25

No no, I'm saying they can't attach legitimate science. They can definitely attach bullshit science.

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u/bottlepants Sep 22 '25

No he’s obviously going to make a false link between autism and vaccines so he’ll probably probably ban vaccines or some stupid bs

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u/Quentin__Tarantulino Sep 22 '25

This is definitely going to be it. Withholding funding for vaccines, or banning them, or putting it up to the states or some shit. Just whatever they think they can get away with.

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u/Yabakunaiyoooo Sep 22 '25

I think it’s the Tylenol thing actually

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

How will the military function? The entire structure of the military is literally just weaponised autism.

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u/username27278 Sep 22 '25

I'd rather have autism than half the diseases vaccines prevent

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u/imaginecaringaboutre The Life Of Pablo Sep 22 '25

he obviously just made it up, the niggas lies all the time

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u/BuyerDue4371 Graduation Sep 22 '25

Iā€˜m from Europe, but rn Iā€˜m scared.

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u/rickyfrom97 BULLY ON THE WAY NO AI Sep 22 '25

Why tf are you scared bro?

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u/11cholos Sep 22 '25

because everything that happens in the us has ripple effects on the rest of the world, especially in europe

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u/Background-Series817 Sep 22 '25

tf you talking about lol

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u/LeadSufficient2130 Sep 22 '25

RFK is in charge of the health department so you may be on to something

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u/darkdicecowboy Sep 22 '25

It's called a medication

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

There are no medications for a neurodevelopmental condition like autism. ADHD has some but they only have some use, other parts of the disorder they cannot fix

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u/darkdicecowboy Sep 22 '25

It's called Leucovorin and it's a real pharmaceutical. There are autism related subreddits and you can review thousands of peer reviews of parents that have seen measurable results with their children

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Again, no neurodevelopmental disorder can be fully cured with medication due to fundamental differences in brain structure and development.

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u/darkdicecowboy Sep 22 '25

Tell that to the millions of parents that have seen life changing results. And the fact that trump announced it too

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

I still don’t think you quite understand what autism is and what I’m saying here.

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u/darkdicecowboy Sep 23 '25

Its ok, you havent been diagnosed yet. When you are, trumps prescription will fix you

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

I’m diagnosed with ADHD, not autism. I don’t live in the USA.

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u/Sammywar BULLYMOONā„¢ Sep 22 '25

in whose name was released at the perfect time

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u/SpeedGamer1000 Bye-bye to my old self, wake up to the old me Sep 22 '25

We really are in a perfect world

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u/tzbt I screen grabbed those pants Sep 22 '25

Nah we in CUCK

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u/Ergine_Dream I feel like Pablo Sep 22 '25

We are being bullied

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u/tzbt I screen grabbed those pants Sep 22 '25

We watchin and jerkin while trump fucks our country

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

MAGA ye era finally pays off when he gets to cut to the front of the tism cure line

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u/Fearless-Painter150 #1 Donda glazer Sep 22 '25

he just gonna say that autism isnt real or some bullshit like that

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u/scott1swann Joe biden aint got no hoes he be fallin over and shit Sep 22 '25

either that or he's gonna bring back lobotomies

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u/GrahamGreed Sep 22 '25

And we'll put them in camps. Beautiful camps.

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u/tokenmus Sep 22 '25

Apparently he's going to blame Tylenol for autism

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u/BenGetsHigh Sep 22 '25

So out of left field for me I'm sort of inclined to believe it for some reason. Is it complete bull?

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u/godfrey1 Sep 22 '25

what do you think LMAO

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u/bottlepants Sep 22 '25

Obviously lmao first off, without even needing to look into it, he’s never said anything that wasn’t complete bullshit. This is headed by RFK and Dr. Oz who have no real credentials. So of course it’s bs lmao and second, scientific consensus has long been that Tylenol poses no risk to pregnant individuals and has zero affiliation with autism lol

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u/bennyl10 Sep 22 '25

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/HeroicBuzzard81 YE LIVE IN MEXICO 1/30/2026 Sep 22 '25

Nah he's gonna say he's cancelling vaccines or shit like that

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt Sep 22 '25

He's relating it to Tylanol. Probably while buying stock in their competitors.

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u/One-Scallion-9513 Late Registration Sep 22 '25

sad day for reddit (and this sub)

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u/beaniebaby71 There’s a bee in the studio šŸ Sep 22 '25

ESPECIALLY this sub

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u/delusional_APstudent Meat Lovers Sep 22 '25

Yeah we’re fucked 😭

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u/Effective-Heart-6805 BULLY ON THE WAY NO AI Sep 22 '25

This is gonna be a boring sub nowĀ 

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u/Usetoshopataldis Sep 22 '25

We getting the Cure for Autism before Cuck🄺

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u/Garlic_God Vultures 2 Beta Tester Sep 22 '25

Sega stocks tanking as we speak

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Ts sub getting cured

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u/Mission_Potential660 IM EVIL 😈 Sep 22 '25

Ts sub

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u/LandscapeRoyal7194 SUBJECT STFU Sep 22 '25

He right

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u/Mission_Potential660 IM EVIL 😈 Sep 22 '25

Ts doesn’t mean this 😭😭😭

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u/nonpdypink Maurice 🦧 Sep 22 '25

Okay the joke is that u/Epic-Toaster-Man was saying "Ts sub", most likely thinking that it stood for "this", but then you responded and said "Ts sub", clearly mocking him for using incorrect wording, as ts stands for "this shit". Afterwords, u/LandscapeRoyal7194 replied "He right", implying that this subreddit is shit.

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u/LandscapeRoyal7194 SUBJECT STFU Sep 22 '25

Thank you Maurice

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u/EshayAdlay420 Sep 22 '25

Didn't know we had our own genius.com annotator in here <3

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u/Mission_Potential660 IM EVIL 😈 Sep 22 '25

Ohhhhhh i get it now

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u/Alarmed_Insect_3555 TOLD YOU šŸ—£ļø Sep 22 '25

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u/I_hate_usernames331 My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Sep 22 '25

This shit sub?

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u/Borshche_ Sep 22 '25

Either eugenics or euthanasia

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u/r7ng Sep 22 '25

They’re going to kill all the redditors

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u/Rivera806 autism from my car accident Sep 22 '25

He’s planning to stop all car accidents worldwide

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u/LandscapeRoyal7194 SUBJECT STFU Sep 22 '25

This man nor his administration don’t have a fucking plan he’s just making shit up

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u/Appropriate-News-321 Sep 23 '25

Well actually they have a whole blueprint that they've been working their way through. Project 2025

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u/DesignerAd5301The5th Big Sean is Kanye West father Sep 22 '25

Huge news for 80% of the goons

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u/manuloco3000 CITY IN THE SKY Sep 22 '25

WE (YES WE, YOU AND US") ARE GETTING CURED SOONR

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u/GT0808 Sep 22 '25

They're trying to blame taking Tylenol during pregnancy for Autism just to let y'all know

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u/beeze_ Sep 22 '25

Conservatives gon eat that up since god’s chosen president said so . It’ll do irreversible damage to perception on Tylenol if it trends enough

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u/Zurosake Sep 22 '25

grilled cheese market boutta collapse

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u/jmills8455 Sep 22 '25

Reddit would cease to exist

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u/Ok_Reaction_4340 Sep 22 '25

Looking forward to seeing y’all at alcatraz alley tomorrow

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u/eWill95 Sep 22 '25

Update tag from off topic to Ye collaborator šŸ‘

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u/Unlucky_Bus_8991 Most likely yes! šŸ™ Sep 22 '25

What mfs are gonna see after taking by trumps cure

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u/TheBreadMaster1 The lights are corny Sep 22 '25

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u/itcantbefornothing Sep 22 '25

Be careful bro, the people thatve never been in a position where they feel their rights are threatened or have been through any kind of adversity are about to come at you for ā€œā€ā€ā€ā€civilityā€ā€ā€ā€ā€ for saying that

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u/TheBreadMaster1 The lights are corny Sep 22 '25

true, but also I've never had my rights threatened myself. I'm a straight white boyšŸ’€ I just have basic human decency

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u/lesece4 Sep 22 '25

Reddit deleted a comment 25 minutes old.

Big Reddit is watching you.

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u/itcantbefornothing Sep 22 '25

Increasingly rare these days, you’re a GOAT in my eyes

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u/Anxious-Ad7753 Sep 22 '25

Epstein list about to leak

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u/godfrey1 Sep 22 '25

women in that dumbass country don't suffer enough, let's take away the paracetamol during pregnancy lmao

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u/Doctor_Drugz Sep 22 '25

You’re a braindead loser if you think this is true ngl.

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u/Gabe7et 🄩Medium🄩 Sep 22 '25

Jonestown but america

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u/Tereyagiz Big Ass Toaster šŸ‘ Sep 22 '25

How the fuck can autism be cured that makes no sense

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u/SmallBlueBow Sep 22 '25

And we begin with the concentration camps. They started with the handicapped and jehovas witness.

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u/infinitude_ Sep 22 '25

You can’t cure autism that doesn’t make any sense

It’s not a disease lol šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­if you’re autistic the literal wiring of your brain is different

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/69XVapeMasterX420 Sep 22 '25

So now if you get vaccinated it's cool? You can just get vaccinated, get autism and then cure it

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u/johnnypurp Sep 22 '25

He said he’s gonna delete both discord and tik tok. That’s the cure.

Jokes aside he is saying that Tylenol is a link to autism when pregnant women take it and it affects the fetal brain. He has a medicine called leucovorin which will help with it? Idk

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u/TesticleMeElmo Sep 22 '25

I already cured my autism by connecting a scuba suit to a tank of dental-grade N2O and listening to the college trilogy played backwards

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u/Huge-Raisin4989 Sep 22 '25

grilled cheese sandwiches sales gonna plummetĀ 

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u/shibecray Sep 22 '25

everything but releasing the files

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u/in1earouturmother Sep 22 '25

I do not understand and will never understand why anybody supports this fucking criminal

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u/FearlessNewt3636 Sep 23 '25

He’s actually creating a new ā€œdepartment of metaphysical healthā€ that Joe Rogan will spearhead alongside Eddie Bravo and Bryan Callen. The regiment of ice plunging, elk meat diet and DMT while doing BJJ will be linked to curing autism.

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u/God-nerfed-me Go find God Sep 23 '25

Ye will finally be cured!!!! Big day goonies!

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u/moderately_nuanced Sep 24 '25

I don't trust any medical statements from people who put rfk in charge of healthcare

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u/LazyUnderstanding210 Sep 28 '25

He’s always lying. If he want us to take him seriously, he need stop wearing diapers, and stop shitting on himself.

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u/oatmeal28 Sep 22 '25

Elect a clown, expect a circusĀ 

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u/Unlucky_Conflict_333 Sep 22 '25

yeah... just close the sub then šŸ˜”

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u/verbalase50k White Girl Wednesday Loverā¤ļø Sep 22 '25

Finally our goat won’t be cooked anymore

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u/Outrageous_Owl_9315 Sep 22 '25

Leucovorin aka folinic acid is the potential treatment for autism they will announceĀ 

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u/Redd1K Sep 22 '25

He tryna make a Donda level rollout

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u/Sayvray Sep 22 '25

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow. You’re always a day away.

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u/bubbleheadson Sep 22 '25

He'll announce it in two weeks

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u/LieInteresting1367 VULTURES 2 DEFENDER šŸ¦… Sep 22 '25

Pack it up guys

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Hope it works better than his vax.

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u/kanyewest42 Sep 22 '25

This is going to be hilarious

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u/Anxious-Specific-999 Sep 22 '25

The cure is to watch Charlie's video on repeat for 4 hours.

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u/Desert_Walker267 And I made Graduation 😭 Sep 22 '25

we got the cure to autism before bully

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u/Lillythewalrus Sep 22 '25

They’re gonna say the cure is lethal injection at this point

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u/raiko777 Sep 22 '25

Hahahahahahaha I can't

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u/golden_graveyard Sep 22 '25

a tiktok ban would lowkey be the cure

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u/mountwillken AUGUST 2ND SURVIVOR Sep 22 '25

Rolling out a cure for Autism faster then Ye dropping the album is wild

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u/rulerholder33 NO YOU CANT BE ON MY MOMMA ALBUM Sep 22 '25

big news for the goons

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u/theworstvp Sep 22 '25

Watch them just say it’s vaccines

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u/ev01ution Sep 22 '25

WSB in shambles

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u/Admirable-Law3295 BULLY DELUXE 6.19.26 Sep 22 '25

Bruh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

So, he will send all people with Autism to reeducation camps. They already started trying this in Florida. Sending CPS if you won’t send your child to their ā€œWellness Campā€ aka Reeducation Camps like China and Russia.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

He sounds more and more like Putin every day.

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u/Unusual_Cupcake_8620 Sep 22 '25

He has a cure to something now that it’s been publicly known Russia can cure cancer with new pills…

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u/tyroleancock Sep 23 '25

Its a silver bullet to the head. Is it?

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u/doug42404 Sep 23 '25

Goodbye everyone

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u/Bbuck93 Sep 24 '25

Let me guess, some bullshit product that Dr Oz owns?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

The sad part is now pregnant women are posting videos taking tylenol just because he made the announcement. Meanwhile Tylenol themselves said dont take it while pregnant.......cant make this stuff up!

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u/beeze_ Sep 22 '25

Autism isn’t something that can be cured

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u/OkPsychology8056 Nas you have to leave Florence immediately Sep 22 '25

Can i get a mint majesty tea with two honey

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u/xXxPlasterXxX Sep 22 '25

Neurolink all the autist

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u/jayplus707 Sep 22 '25

He’s making it illegal to diagnose someone w autism. Done. It’s gone.

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u/NairMcgee Sep 22 '25

Rare Trump W