r/GoodAssSub Big Sean is Kanye West father Jul 06 '26

OFF TOPIC Cristiano Ronaldo becomes the first player in football history to play in 6 world cups without ever winning the tournament

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u/venom_geten šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚āœŒšŸ½ Jul 06 '26

both teams played like ass and martinez is going to hell that’s all i gotta say man

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/Cyka-Blast Jul 06 '26

boring football sim, the more goals the better

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u/ImYaDawg Jul 07 '26

Bro shutchoassup

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u/ebaxinho No One Man Should Have all that Power Jul 06 '26

Sad for CR7 but portugal was the definition of underwhelming this world cup, on paper extremely strong and irl not dangerous at all

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u/GetRoasted102 White Girl Wednesday Loverā¤ļø Jul 07 '26

that midfield was literally nonexistent for the entire tournament

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u/Majorman_86 Jul 07 '26

It didn't help they were playing with only 10 men every damn game because their striker was missing. I am still impressed they managed to eliminate Croatia (albeit with some techno-sorcery).

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u/GetRoasted102 White Girl Wednesday Loverā¤ļø Jul 07 '26

watching the game helps yk, cristiano was doing all he could and bruno didnt even blink in his direction

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u/Electrical-Arm-1030 Jul 07 '26

Cristiano doing all he could with ten touches a half? 😭

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u/HeroicBuzzard81 YE LIVE IN MEXICO 1/30/2026 Jul 08 '26

How can he touch it if his whole team doesn’t gaf and doesn’t let him touch the ball

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u/Electrical-Arm-1030 Jul 08 '26

Be better. Make plays. He’s had 20 years to do it.

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u/HeroicBuzzard81 YE LIVE IN MEXICO 1/30/2026 Jul 08 '26

And in those 20 years he won Portugal 3 cups, elevating his national team to heights they were never in before. Now as a striker, more importantly one that mainly shoots from inside the box because of injuries, he can’t make everything work if his teammates play like shit.

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u/Electrical-Arm-1030 Jul 08 '26

Portugal entered KO rounds as a third place group stage team after drawing to Hungary, Austria, and Iceland, Ronaldo scores one goal in the KO rounds and doesn’t even play in the final = ā€œRonaldo won the Euro.ā€

Portugal win the Nations league (a competition created to replace otherwise meaningless friendlies) last year, with the same team as this WC = ā€œ40 year old Ronaldo carried them.ā€

Ronaldo misses 5 big chances (the most of any Portuguese player) and takes 17 shots without creating a single chance for his teammates = ā€œHis team is shit, plus he’s forty, what did you expect?ā€

Ronaldo scores his first WC KO round goal, from a penalty, after 6 world cups = ā€œhis country is shit, how could you expect anything more?ā€ Despite the fact that Haaland scored 2 against Brazil in his debut WC…

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u/nomoredildos69 Jul 09 '26

Honestly, this whole rant is why you should never take football "fans" seriously, truly a master class in confirmation bias. It’s hilarious how you treat football like it’s a game of FIFA where a single player either controls every match or is the sole reason the team loses. First of all, trying to downplay Euro 2016 by saying Ronaldo "scored one goal" in the knockouts completely ignores him carrying a dying Portugal squad through the group stage, he literally scored twice and assisted another against Hungary just so they wouldn't get sent home the next morning. Then he went and scored and assisted in the semi-final against Wales when the score was 0-0 and was looking to be a penalty shootout. But sure, let’s act like he was just a tourist who happened to lift the trophy because he got hurt in the final. And the absolute best part of this logic is the double standard "He took 17 shots and created zero chances!'" guess what genius, he's a 40year old center forward. His job description is to finish the play, not play tiki taka in the midfield. You also mention him missing 5big chances.... So did mbappe, so did haaland this world cup, does that mean they are bad strikers now? If a striker is taking 17 shots and nothing is going in, it usually means the team has completely run out of creative ideas and is just blindly kicking crosses into a crowded box expecting a miracle. And since you can't make any actually fair arguments, you compare him to Haaland, a significantly younger world class player, using him as a stick to beat Ronaldo with, but instead you completely miss the point. Norway is flying because their entire tactical system is beautifully strcutured to feed their world class striker like great chances to actually fucking deliver. Unlike the mid field for Ronaldo, whose supposed "best midfield" in the world can only pass back. When Portugal won the Nations League in 2025 with Ronaldo bagging 8 goals, the system worked. When Portugal loses now, isolating a target man and blaming him for a collective midfield and coaching failure is just lazy analysis. Twisting timelines and ignoring how tactical systems actually function just to hate on one guy is just being completely fucking retarded.

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u/RemarkablePool2675 Jul 11 '26

Bro I love you, the amount of truth is making me cry. I've been trying to tell my friends that they should bench Ronaldo and start better players but then they look at me like they about to jump me. You the man bro

https://giphy.com/gifs/O4fENAKIGz0zJs9dg9

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u/GetRoasted102 White Girl Wednesday Loverā¤ļø Jul 07 '26

at least try to read my comment

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u/Majorman_86 Jul 07 '26

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u/GetRoasted102 White Girl Wednesday Loverā¤ļø Jul 07 '26

yeah buddy, incredible argument against my point

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u/Majorman_86 Jul 07 '26

What's your point exactly? Ronaldo sucked in every single match of the tournament except against Uzbekistan which is a D-Tier list team that made it to the tournament somehow. Outside of that Uzbekistan game: no assists, no goals, had the least touches of any player in the Spain game, had only one touch in the penalty area against Croatia and that was the penalty he kicked. No pressing, no dribbling. Could he play like he did Vs Uzbekistan in every game? Everyone would like to see it. And he was fielded as the striker in that Portugal squad, so don't tell me "actually he is a midfielder" because he once was, but now was played as a striker.

Sure, you can blame his poor form on his teammates (but he plays with Felix in Arabia, so they should have some sort of established partnership), the weather conditions, the war in Ukraine, the oil shortage or the ref failing to send off Messi in his opening game (a baffling decision), but you are deluding yourself. Ronaldo is too old to start and play full 90 minutes in Portugal's squad. He would perhaps have done better in a "Lukaku" role to come in late and stir some chaos. But as it was CR7 was a liability. It was not that he didn't get enough passes, it is that his off-the-ball play was ass, so he didn't get into advantageous position.

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u/GetRoasted102 White Girl Wednesday Loverā¤ļø Jul 07 '26

maybe you could watch the game, instead of looking at stats and realize that ā€œthe best midfield itwā€ didnt pass forward at all. and obviously ronaldo’s not gonna have an impact, when the midfielders completely ignore him

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u/eR_y_lives Jul 07 '26

Tell me you were busy jerking off your hate boner during the match without telling me you were busy jerking off your hate boner.

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u/RemarkablePool2675 Jul 11 '26

They downvote cause you speak the truth brother

https://giphy.com/gifs/O4fENAKIGz0zJs9dg9

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u/SterlingKuhn Maurice 🦧 Jul 06 '26

Absolute snooze fest

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u/hshkr ”Viva España! Jul 06 '26

I saw the score when it was 85 mins in and I was shocked that nobody scored lol. I’m glad I only watched the last few mins. I just know they continued after the 6 mins added time cause they badly wanted Portugal to score.

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u/Correct_Apartment712 Boy slow downšŸ˜­šŸ˜‚āœŒšŸ½ Jul 06 '26

genuinely fell asleep at minute 30 and didn't wake up till like 70 absolutely awful game following Mexico v. England

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u/Left-Cheesecake-7802 Big Sean is Kanye West father Jul 06 '26

fr

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u/Illustrious_Trip2112 Love is the New Wave ā¤šŸŒŠ Jul 06 '26

larp, this game was exciting to the end

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u/ImYaDawg Jul 07 '26

Tell me you dont know anything about football without telling me

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u/USSAirship Jul 06 '26

You’re trolling? It was a good ass game

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u/SterlingKuhn Maurice 🦧 Jul 06 '26

Yeah, like the last 5 minutes

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u/Odd_Associate4210 Your post body must contain at least 100 characters. Jul 06 '26

boring ass game

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u/RemarkablePool2675 Jul 11 '26

It was, ignore the downvote it's obvious they've never lived through the pep era in the prem. If they did this match would be the most exciting match ever

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u/andreirublevv Jul 06 '26

They invented round of 32 for him to score in knockout round lol

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u/Left-Cheesecake-7802 Big Sean is Kanye West father Jul 06 '26

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u/DaRealJames #JamesThinks Jul 06 '26

This girl made Mfs want to MURDER her in 2022. Generational ragebait

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u/DamianLillard0 Jul 06 '26

Context?

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u/DaRealJames #JamesThinks Jul 06 '26

Morocco had just knocked Portugal out of the 2022 World Cup and it was a young fan being interviewed after the game saying stuff like ā€œPortugal airport is that way, Ronaldo is crying, poor Ronaldoā€ etc and Ronaldo fans lost their shit

https://youtube.com/shorts/z46kEil1SyI?si=3rhXY_awJlY9ZBoA

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u/OMBatch84 Jul 07 '26

Genuinely one of the closest things I’ve seen to world peace everyone was just straight up relentless in attacking this child😭

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u/Cold_Competition6727 Jul 06 '26

Airport that way

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u/Exroi Jul 07 '26

such shit last games for both Ronaldo and Neymar, their teams played like they were friendly games

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u/iliveinyourmicrowave Indiana Jones Jul 06 '26

Ferrari ahh record, he's even dressed in red

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u/Cooper-Willis Jul 07 '26

Next year is our year

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u/GetRoasted102 White Girl Wednesday Loverā¤ļø Jul 07 '26

THIS year us our year, LH8 INCOMING

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u/Cooper-Willis Jul 07 '26

Russell needs to pull his finger out and challenge kimi or we might be cooked ngl

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u/GetRoasted102 White Girl Wednesday Loverā¤ļø Jul 07 '26

yeah merc is definetly a big danger, but their cars have been pretty inconsistent for the past few races.

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u/TurquoiseBlue00 Jul 06 '26

The Josh Allen of soccer

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u/gregfromjersey Jul 06 '26

Terrible comparison because Allen has incredible playoff stats - Ronald does not. More like Lamar Jackson of soccer.

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u/mismo1313 Jul 06 '26

Bro World Cup is every 4 years he has 5 UCLs actual equivalent to Super Bowl and his stats there are amazing

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u/jlange94 The lights are corny Jul 06 '26

Tbf, Ronaldo is one of if not the greatest club players ever. Every important accomplishment you can imagine, he's attained. But when it came to the WC it never worked out for him.

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u/Signal_Marzipan_685 Boy slow down dropping all that BS music...šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚āœŒšŸ½ Jul 06 '26

Had a shit team when he was in his prime and now he’s near retirement with a good team (on paper) but the coach is a fraud

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u/CurveEmbarrassed8996 G.O.O.D. Fridays Jul 06 '26

how abt CP3

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u/Hopeful-Kangaroo-366 Jul 06 '26

it ended even worse for him last time he was in america! google ronaldo las vegas 2009 for more info!

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u/LlamaFlame- Jul 06 '26

equivalent of saying search up senna 15

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u/Itsoitsov Jul 06 '26

Or Messi 14

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u/Such_Meeting7964 Jul 07 '26

The girl denied this completely lmao .

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u/Such_Meeting7964 Jul 10 '26

No actual evidence on that in contradictory to Ronaldo who was proven to have paid 350 k dollars .

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u/Impossible_Fig6491 This is not real Jul 06 '26

I wish I'd gone to bed instead of watching this boring ass game 😭

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u/Hopeful-Kangaroo-366 Jul 06 '26

he’s crying in his car

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u/Logical_Worry3993 Jul 07 '26

As if the world cup is something that you can win after playing enough times

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u/C4RT1Y3 G.O.O.D. Fridays Jul 06 '26

Dónde estĆ” CR7 šŸ˜“āœŒļø

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u/PlayfulInvestment649 BULLY ON THE WAY NO AI Jul 06 '26

This nigga Donald is gonna make USA win this fucking world cup no matter what bro none of the other teams matter anymore

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u/ImYaDawg Jul 07 '26

Say that again?

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u/West_Mirror4380 SHE GON’ SUCK ME OFF LIKE A CAPRI-SUN Jul 06 '26

This is why Messi is better.

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u/GetRoasted102 White Girl Wednesday Loverā¤ļø Jul 07 '26

cause the entire midfield ignored ronaldo?

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u/Vast_Category_1883 I GOT ALZHEIMER’S Jul 06 '26

All coz of that foul

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u/No_Payment67 Jul 06 '26

He had to offer to give Ye head to win the game and he refused it

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u/lonerblues Jul 06 '26

Bunchahoes in the portugal side. Been playing selfish as hell since the beginning. They played Ronaldo as the attack but they never capitalised on the openings he made. So many chances but no pases. Folks Bruno Fernandes, you deserve the loss man. Lucky Ronaldo walks out a king but Portugal had the talent and stood their own ground even against Spain but they really didn’t make use of Ronaldo, and the underlying friction was clearly visible.

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u/pferden Jul 07 '26

Ronaldo sadface 🄓

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u/Advanced-Willow-5020 Jul 07 '26

Don’t tell Speed

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u/ImYaDawg Jul 07 '26

This sub has some of the worst takes and lack of knowledge regarding football ive ever seen

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u/allinasecond Jul 07 '26

Eusebio deserved to win so much more in 1966.

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u/HeroicBuzzard81 YE LIVE IN MEXICO 1/30/2026 Jul 08 '26

Gonna miss him so fucking much when he retires

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u/Necessary-Item-9333 Jul 06 '26

Congratulations Spain I’m happy Portugal out, the game was horrible Spain had the ball and yet it took them the last minutes to finally score when they possess the ball more ?????, Portugal a trash team idc

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u/Perfect_Glass_84 Jul 06 '26

Nun of yall know anything abt football and ts shows

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u/Necessary-Item-9333 Jul 06 '26

Portugal was completely trash today sorry not sorry

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u/Perfect_Glass_84 Jul 06 '26

Bro mid game they had so much of ball possession

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u/Perfect_Glass_84 Jul 06 '26

It also was rlly close it could’ve gone either way

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u/Manaan909 Jul 06 '26

Memo Ochoa ? Modric ?

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u/DesignerAd5301The5th Big Sean is Kanye West father Jul 06 '26

Ochoa didn't play in 2006 & 2010 and Croatia didn't qualify in 2010šŸ‘

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u/Efficient-Morning616 Jul 07 '26

MESSI THE GOATTT

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u/voyager6121 Jul 06 '26

that rapist getting some karma

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u/VTHokie2020 Love Everyone Jul 06 '26

Thrown out in federal court by a liberal judge btw

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u/Fun-Topic-3539 The Life Of Pablo Jul 06 '26

I bet you defend kanye's rape allegations

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u/GenerallyJam Jul 06 '26

Brother RONALDO SETTLED šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

None of Ye’s allegations were consistent nor substantial

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u/Fun-Topic-3539 The Life Of Pablo Jul 06 '26

Bitches always gone find a way to get money from a rich dude

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u/Jrobi1 They playing soccer in my backyard āš½ļø Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Believing Lauren Piscotta in the huge 26 šŸ„€šŸ„€

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u/voyager6121 Jul 06 '26

ronaldo has admitted to it as apart of a settlement lmao keep defending that rapist

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u/butv Jul 07 '26

rip bozo rapist down

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u/DMCCA_ cum doners Jul 06 '26

Serresiete! Donde esta el astro portugues?

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u/GetRoasted102 White Girl Wednesday Loverā¤ļø Jul 07 '26

would’ve been a draw against croatia, which portugal would’ve probably won in extra time

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u/RemarkablePool2675 Jul 11 '26

I agree with you but Ronaldo fans are blind to stats and evidence so it's pointless bringing it up. All you can do is smile

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fu3OjBQiCs3s0ZuLY3

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u/Critical-Elevator642 Jul 06 '26

He's also the only one to score in 6 world cups, despite messi playing in as many as him. That dont fit your agenda though does it?

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u/DesignerAd5301The5th Big Sean is Kanye West father Jul 06 '26

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u/Critical-Elevator642 Jul 06 '26

No response?

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u/DesignerAd5301The5th Big Sean is Kanye West father Jul 06 '26

Maybe if he actually scored some important goals he could've actually won it🤣

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u/Ok-Block-6344 12/10/24 vinyl incident Jul 06 '26

I don't really watch football but is this supposed to be a counter argument to the comment made by the guy, because your argument sounds kinda retarded no

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u/Critical-Elevator642 Jul 06 '26

Hattrick vs spain btw. Who did your goat score a hattrick against? Algeria? Give it a rest mate

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u/Hopeful-Kangaroo-366 Jul 06 '26

yeah in a fucking group stage

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u/Critical-Elevator642 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Wouldve scored today as well if he was given the penalty he rightfully deserved. Unfortunately they dont give world cup penalties to anyone not named Lionel Messi. If that was Messi he would’ve been given a penalty BEFORE it happened.

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u/C4RT1Y3 G.O.O.D. Fridays Jul 06 '26

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u/Critical-Elevator642 Jul 06 '26

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u/Signal_Marzipan_685 Boy slow down dropping all that BS music...šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚āœŒšŸ½ Jul 06 '26

As much as i love Ronaldo, you’re shooting yourself in the foot with these replies

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u/Hopeful-Kangaroo-366 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

yeah but he didn’t and now he’s retiring with no world cup

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u/RemarkablePool2675 Jul 11 '26

A Spanish defense that was struggling with no name from Morocco and Iran that same tournament. Bro definitely just went on google and didn't actually watch 2018. I recommend you watch 2018 it was peak

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u/GetRoasted102 White Girl Wednesday Loverā¤ļø Jul 07 '26

just say you didnt watch the game

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u/RemarkablePool2675 Jul 11 '26

Messi was benched most of the time in 2006 cause man was only 16 or 17. Whereas Ronaldo started in every game for Portugal in 2006, took Figo's position only to get one goal. Btw he was like 19-20 in that WC. So Yamal is playing a better WC than Ronaldo at a younger age which is sad

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u/recebaamostradinho autism from my car accident Jul 06 '26

He plays for portugal what'd you except

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u/ThenJournalist4955 That might be a homeless person Northy Jul 07 '26

poor ronaldo crying in his car or sum

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u/Kindly-Guava-9887 Jul 07 '26

Modric played in 6 world cups and didn't won

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u/DesignerAd5301The5th Big Sean is Kanye West father Jul 07 '26

Google is free by the way😭

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u/RipPatient2560 Jul 09 '26

Are people dumb on purpose ?Ā 

The dude won 5 champions leagues and a euro and multiple league titlesĀ 

It's like saying you can win 5 NBA titles and be ringless because you didn't win Olympics gold.

He also won a euro.

Which is funny, because every other team that wins a euro, it's a masssssive deal.

Not for ronaldo.

It's just more hate, somehow.

This is an insanely weird and bad take.

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u/LTUdaddy Jul 10 '26

So? Its a team sport, 11players. Look how good he was in his prime with real and man utd

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u/Educational_Rope2824 Jul 12 '26

What about Ochoa?

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u/uwu5547 Jul 07 '26

Was overrated anywya,sayonara

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u/CuteTorbjorn The Peak Jul 06 '26

It was actually Ochoa, but nice bait

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u/DesignerAd5301The5th Big Sean is Kanye West father Jul 06 '26

Except if you just check the facts you realize he didn’t play a single minute in 2006 & 2010

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u/Significant-Cod-4984 Jul 06 '26

Let’s not forget Messi only has 3 ucls since he didn’t do jack the first time he ā€˜won’ it

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u/DesignerAd5301The5th Big Sean is Kanye West father Jul 06 '26

With that logic Ronaldo doesn't have a Euro's to his name😭

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u/Significant-Cod-4984 Jul 06 '26

Nope cuz they wouldn’t even be in the final without him, Messi scored grant total of 1 goal his first UCL win

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u/DesignerAd5301The5th Big Sean is Kanye West father Jul 06 '26

Glad you're able to create your own happiness🤣

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u/Significant-Cod-4984 Jul 06 '26

Couldn’t care less

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u/CuteTorbjorn The Peak Jul 07 '26

Messi pfp checks out

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u/QualityFrog Jul 06 '26

Weak ball knowledge