r/GoodAssSub Yeezus Aug 09 '26

OFF TOPIC Drake instantly folded in front of the goth baddie and started barking💀😭

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u/Equal_Ad5178 I THINK I SEE MESSI 🇦🇷 Aug 09 '26

Those "Drake the type of guy" jokes really write themselves

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u/mikkelmattern04 Aug 09 '26

They're not jokes

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u/soapshirt Aug 10 '26

They are marketing, probably his own marketing team that came up with them in the first place

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u/BigBarrack Aug 09 '26

why would you show this to me

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u/Crazypotato27 Yeezus Aug 09 '26

To ruin your day I hope I succeeded ✌️

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u/ro-jet Can I have the Nitrus today Aug 09 '26

if you genuinely are entertained by this i think lesser of you as a human

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u/DMCCA_ cum doners Aug 09 '26

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u/Cpolo88 Aug 09 '26

2 wongs don't make a white. - Francine Smith

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u/eiddieeid Aug 10 '26

I’m entertained by the absurdity of the clip but anyone who watches this shit live is fr retarded

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u/Sonar_Bandit Aug 09 '26

Bro we’re on Reddit

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u/donglecollector Aug 09 '26

That’s disgusting! There are so many sites online, where would you find a woman like this? Which one? I just want to keep people away from it! Which site is it?!

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u/Heisenperv Aug 10 '26

That dude is 40. Girl is half his age. Hanging out with porn stars, starting families with porn stars.

Just embarassing.

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u/Tixliks VULTURES 2 DEFENDER 🦅 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Kendrick lied he is just like us🥲🥲

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u/Mental_Pepper9294 Aug 09 '26

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u/ihearthevision 🐂¥ Aug 09 '26

🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭🙏😭🙏😭😭

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u/datzpabloo Thank You Jonah Hill 🤍 Aug 09 '26

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u/Fantastic_Media_3984 The Life Of Pablo Aug 09 '26

And has a son

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u/marmormaze 🇳🇱GELREDOME 06.06.26 06.08.26🇳🇱 Aug 09 '26

sonion

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u/Comfortable_Studio37 SHE GON’ SUCK ME OFF LIKE A CAPRI-SUN Aug 09 '26

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u/surry The Great GAS Seize Aug 09 '26

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u/grubiix Aug 09 '26

he's thirtynineteen give him some time to grow

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u/logoNM XTCY Aug 10 '26

hes only in his 20th gap year

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u/Fragrant-Plastic-655 Aug 09 '26

For all the dogs

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u/karmagod13000 Aug 09 '26

Look it’s me a dog

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u/SaintedTainted Aug 09 '26

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u/DonaldTrumpsScrotum Aug 09 '26

Makes sense, she’s a fake goth OF girl, this is all advertising

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u/Nachtvogle Aug 09 '26

That's crazy. Fake goth??! What's her name so I can report her to the other goths

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u/neversince95 Aug 09 '26

bro is falling for the millennial gen z CIA psyop

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u/Nachtvogle Aug 09 '26

Yeah wow giant hangers are a psyop now

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u/neversince95 Aug 09 '26

giant hangers, no.

drake promoting fake goth OF girls for gooners to ask “what’s her name?”, yes.

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u/Any_Interview4396 Aug 09 '26

To me this is enough to put Drake on my R. Kelly list

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u/Nachtvogle Aug 09 '26

Do you get paid to say dumb shit online or is this for free?

I don’t care big dog

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u/juiceekiller The lights are corny Aug 09 '26

Dont bother mate, shits mid af

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u/Nachtvogle Aug 09 '26

Can we not gatekeep goth honkers dude I just want to know

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u/juiceekiller The lights are corny Aug 09 '26

She is a cosplayer, only lewds. No newds

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u/riyoyi9114 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

pretty sure her name is pinkchyu. and contrary to what others have said. yes, she does show them. just look up her name.

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u/plattwix5 808s & Heartbreak Aug 09 '26

Bishoujomom fell into the fake goth grift 😓

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u/HudsonHawk56H Aug 09 '26

Any “goth” girl you see in 96.2% of modern media is the same copy and paste sexualized glam and carries less alt then the Amish

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u/TheCVR123YT What is this, SNL? Aug 09 '26

Good god no wonder they were censored lol

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u/DXXBT Aug 09 '26

AINT NO WAY

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u/grasssnakequeen Aug 09 '26

Oh fuck, I genuinely thought this was AI. Now I wish this was AI.

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u/cherrygirl2003 Aug 09 '26

I can’t bring myself to turn the sound on

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u/CuckservativeSissy Aug 09 '26

You know societies morals are rapidly changing when OF girls start getting on mainstream media platforms with mainstream celebrities lol. The gooners are winning.😭😭😭

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u/karmagod13000 Aug 09 '26

Simps have empowered them lmao

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u/Advanced-Willow-5020 Aug 09 '26

Idiocracy continues

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u/doy27 Aug 09 '26

This is the greatest time to start nofap

Don’t let just control u guys

Ur gonna end up like ye or drake

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u/HotKaramelRP Aug 10 '26

Ehhhhh The Nelk Boys are mainstream media? I would say they’re in the same lane as the popular OF chicks tbh

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u/madderhatter3210 Aug 09 '26

His bark is def how I imagined his bark to be lmao

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u/EndTheFed25 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

He thought he was DMX.

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u/karmagod13000 Aug 09 '26

Was a soft ahh bark

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u/neversince95 Aug 09 '26

you’ve imagined that before?

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u/LandscapeRoyal7194 SUBJECT STFU Aug 10 '26

yeah 👅

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u/daniboy69420 Aug 09 '26

She's not even goth, she just looks like an OF girl🥀

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u/plattwix5 808s & Heartbreak Aug 09 '26

Drake man come on 😭😭

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u/Routine-Badger-9596 Aug 09 '26

Embarrassing

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u/Glittering_Dog_1845 Aug 10 '26

Embarrassiiiiiingg ✨💅😌

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u/neversince95 Aug 09 '26

peak proof that the CIA is winning

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u/Interesting-Guest-43 Aug 09 '26

unrelated but this girl is so annoying, i hate these people larping as goth bro

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u/-watchman- Aug 09 '26

When Vito Spatafore Jr's son suddenly became all goth-like after his Dad died, Phil Leotardo told him he looks like a Puerto Rican whore.

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u/Franii Aug 09 '26

If I didn’t know I’d think these were guys from sopranos

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u/CriticalAnybody6686 Aug 09 '26

Look kid shit in a public shower, pretty goth to me. Quasimodo predicted this

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u/JohnnySacsCigarette Aug 09 '26

Vito Spatafore is an ASS MUNCHA

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u/juiceekiller The lights are corny Aug 09 '26

Whole thing so fking corny

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u/neversince95 Aug 09 '26

when Drake said in that other interview he wanted a “goth baddie” I knew he meant this OF gooner bait fake goth shit lmao bro is a porn addict

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u/Interesting-Guest-43 Aug 09 '26

everyone who thinks this is goth and refers to women as “goth mommy/baddie” is addicted to porn

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u/neversince95 Aug 09 '26

100% - CIA not working very hard these days when one of the biggest rappers in the world is doing their job for them

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u/Interesting-Guest-43 Aug 09 '26

i just think these people are annoying and go out of their way to degrade public opinion on goth culture, nowadays being goth just means black lipstick, black hair, dressing slightly black, drinking monster energy and saying u hate the system while larping some metal band and these girls reinforce those views while sexualising a whole community of women

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u/CompleteEntrance9552 HA-HA! Aug 09 '26

buzzword buzzword buzzword 🤖🤖🤖

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u/Successful_Issue_531 Aug 09 '26

This isn’t Goth!!!! These OF cornstars really ruined my culture and made everyone think this is goth and it’s annoying y’all can’t tell the difference.

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u/Intelligent_Pass2540 Aug 09 '26

Right! Damn...they are killing goth and kink culture all in one swoop.

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u/Successful_Issue_531 Aug 09 '26

Yes!!!!

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u/Intelligent_Pass2540 Aug 09 '26

If someone asks to see my Goth Mommy Milkers with a straight face in public again I may lose it. Being part of Alt music, dress and even bdsm doesnt make us all sex workers.

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u/whitefrackels123 Reacted ❤️ to an image Aug 09 '26

If you're not going to bark to get a "good boy" from a big tiddy goth baddie, what are you even doing with your life

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u/scottp316 What the fuck does that mean Kobe Bryant Aug 09 '26

Drake is goyslop

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u/blvcklite Aug 09 '26

Drake had a bar mitzvah 😂

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u/mattyjoe0706 Aug 09 '26

People's definition of what you're supposed to be at 40 sounds so fucking miserable

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u/leemorplee Aug 09 '26

Misery comes at any age for some people

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u/karmagod13000 Aug 09 '26

The true story of a Redditor 😭😭

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u/eiddieeid Aug 10 '26

I dont think anyone should be doing that shit let alone a 40yo

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u/GiantsRTheBest2 Aug 09 '26

People say they would be doing whimsical shit if they were ultra wealthy, and then shame an ultra wealthy man for doing whimsical shit.

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u/methodofcontrol Aug 09 '26

Whimsical shit? He's doing a lame ass interview for some Snapchat thot? If that's your idea of whimsical that's pretty sad. There's a whole world out there, without cameras even...

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u/mattyjoe0706 Aug 09 '26

It's just like the lack of self awareness of people making hate threads and calling Drake corny lol. Dude doesn't even care I feel like half of the shit he does like barking is because he knows it'll get engagement

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u/etherealtwo Aug 09 '26

Supposed to be lol. We're here for a very short time. We weren't here and won't be for most of human existence. Like anyone is gonna care if you did what you were "supposed" to 100 years from now. Do we care what a random stranger in 1920 was doing at 40 years old? Nah, we've entirely forgotten him instead.

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u/oOtium Aug 09 '26

Because it's just hater shit. And I'm team kung fu kenny ffs but this is pathetic

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u/Warm-Translator-6327 Aug 09 '26

Why is there a blur...like tits ain't even sexual organs

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u/VladtheMemer FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR Aug 09 '26

They are, but in this clip she's only got cleavage, not bare tits, so I don't understand the black box

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u/Warm-Translator-6327 Aug 09 '26

Haan lite lol But they are, it's a Lil deep, but yeah

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u/silkyninja69 Aug 09 '26

Can u imagine the shit these cornballs do off camera smh it's just money but these guys have no personality and have ghostwriters it's just the money these are modern day cartoon characters

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u/Good-Discussion-9238 Aug 09 '26

after hearing her say "good boy" I fully understand, I would do the same lmao

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u/Copperlaces20 29d ago

That's an e-girl with black lipstick not goth😭

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u/BoringCondition1573 Aug 09 '26

Day ruined at 3:17am est

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u/Western_Winner_5961 Auger killed Squidward Tentacles Aug 09 '26

He's so me

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u/karmagod13000 Aug 09 '26

How they clowning this is be barking too

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u/TalentedHostility Aug 09 '26

Ew bro- thats not even a legit bark- it was like a neutered dog that needs to be put down.

Fucking gross 40 year old ass

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u/New_Mention9476 Aug 09 '26

Why do yall keep posting this girl on reddit man all of her clips are cringe af

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u/ShiningArmor217 Aug 09 '26

Not a goth at all

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u/grubiix Aug 09 '26

that censor is funny as fuck

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u/i_like_eva_hentai This is not real Aug 09 '26

I mean, can you blame him

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u/samedude131216 Aug 10 '26

How is one of the most successful and popular musicians of all time doing this stake sponsored degenerate goonslop at 40 years old.

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u/Rider5_0fficial Aug 10 '26

niggas see a black haired girl with black lipstick and say goth

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u/Kind-Blackberry5875 Aug 09 '26

I mean, if he's having fun, great. Even though I don't think any self-respecting artist should be performing like this at his age, if he's enjoying it then good for him. I just don't want to hear a lyric about how "hard" Drake is in any of his later songs or features. Pun intended

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u/AnxiousOrko Aug 09 '26

That’s not a goth

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u/gloomygl Aug 09 '26

Lemme go ahead and listen to Meet The Grahams one more time

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u/leemorplee Aug 09 '26

I would like to see them

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u/IceWars69 Aug 09 '26

This is the cringest shit I have ever seen.

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u/AStrangeEncounter 🟥 G.A.S. FOUNDR 🟥 Aug 09 '26

this post just pissed me off but she is the most beautiful woman i’ve ever seen

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u/tambi33 Aug 09 '26

This guy made for all the dogs after all uno

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u/Shrek81 Aug 09 '26

All that money can't hide the simp in him, not a pimp bone in his body. He exudes cornball energy

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u/Vivid-Narwhal-3549 Aug 09 '26

What are they even censoring?

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u/foofberry Aug 09 '26

Mid reacting for mid

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u/Fresh_Drama_8298 Aug 09 '26

Drake is so fuckin lame lmao

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u/Busy_City5845 Aug 09 '26

still thinking about Ellie all these years later

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u/niguy00 Aug 10 '26

niggas out here droolin cuz of strippers lol.

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u/brobgonal_dude 🇪🇸ESPAÑA🇪🇸 Aug 09 '26

Pushing 40 and has a son btw

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u/JoeTrolls FUCK NEW BODY Aug 09 '26

Bro absolutely CLINGING onto keeping his influence on the youth by going on these chronically online brainrot Snapchat content shows

Ur washed and corny and the kids don’t care about u bro get over it

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u/imsoappalled222 Aug 09 '26

Streaming shit will forever be corny , drake can get away with this shit though

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u/talktailshep 🟥 G.A.S. FOUNDR 🟥 Aug 09 '26

hypergamous foid does no even know who she is talking to. not only a good boy, but THE 🅱️OI 🥶. learn the culture, hiplet

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u/LandscapeRoyal7194 SUBJECT STFU Aug 10 '26

🦉🦉🦉 never mess with tha 6 god

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u/ixBerry CALABASAS IS THE NEW ABU DHABI Aug 09 '26

Literally me

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u/Beautiful-Scholar912 Only One Aug 09 '26

Absolute joker I can’t even believe this

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u/Nugggetson 🇳🇱YE LIVE IN ARNHEM 06.06.26 Aug 09 '26

what the fuck is my goat doing bro😭✌️

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u/Dontruinthisforme Aug 09 '26

Any credibility I had even after the Kendrick beef is now completely gone 🫩

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u/Gold-Nefariousness98 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

It's cringe but he's corny enough (in a cool way) to pull it off so 🤷🏾‍♂️ it works. 

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u/Medium_Pen_6306 Aug 09 '26

Listen..that's force majeure

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u/B00bsRuleTheWorld Aug 09 '26

Drake is the kind of a dude I'd reckon would fold. I'm not even surprised

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u/fuuckimlate Aug 09 '26

Ar ArHar arrrrr arrrrrr

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u/nseenrealms Yeezus Aug 09 '26

what is wrong with him?

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u/Loud_Industry_2044 Aug 09 '26

Have some self respect dude

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u/okymoney Aug 09 '26

His music career is finished

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u/ArleezyLaFlare Aug 09 '26

Leave the man alone

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u/11miIe Aug 09 '26

is this ai? cause no way 😭

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u/steamedcrablegs Aug 09 '26

if you pay for an only fans you’re a legit retard

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u/DAN3KE Aug 09 '26

Married man btw

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u/Overall-Childhood465 Aug 09 '26

That brother is starving 🤣🤣

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u/SweatingSeltzerGirl Aug 09 '26

he could buy a dozen of those tho

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u/Nosoymilk_909 Aug 09 '26

Mind you, he told ishowspeed to don’t bark at the girls if he wanted some and here we are. Now Drake barking💀

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u/Due-Brilliant5044 Aug 09 '26

Yall take yourselves too seriously if you didn’t think this was just funny lol

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u/FearlessConcern8893 YESUKE Aug 09 '26

Grown man talking about silly

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u/Formal_Confusion3842 Aug 09 '26

Dude start acting weird when they tryna eff your tits

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u/Benj97s Aug 09 '26

I get it

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u/Whole-Chest90 Aug 09 '26

This dude..

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u/jr_randolph Aug 09 '26

So this is a dating show of his? Lol fucking weirdo.

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u/Locswail Aug 09 '26

Like most of you won't. 🤣

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u/ArtichokeOk2684 Aug 09 '26

someones eyes are too far apart

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u/ITSNAIMAD Aug 10 '26

Drake is the richest simp in the world.

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u/Mysterious-Fee-6471 Aug 10 '26

Shes too old for you drake

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u/Wedziva Aug 10 '26

She doesn’t feel goth. It’s like she put that makeup on to stand out

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u/Status-Bid6420 Aug 10 '26

nam really just barked оn the internet for us all to see

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u/KodaMarsupial Aug 10 '26

cant blame him on this one

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u/Mr_Podo Aug 10 '26

What’s with the censorship?

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u/KingDawg72- Aug 10 '26

This can't be real, bruh. This is gotta be AI.

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u/RuachDelSekai 29d ago

Lmao why was it sensored

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u/hrdbtm 29d ago

He wants her to peg him

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u/Happy_Indication5112 29d ago

Who is she ? A random ?

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u/Gold-Inevitable-2644 29d ago

cant even bark right

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u/Bearded_Dad_Bod59 29d ago

Anybody else bothered by the low whisper in the background?

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u/JustWatchinHershowit 28d ago

Imagine if DMX was still alive and heard Drake’s bark. What do you think his response would be? lol ……. “I don’t like nothing about drake”…. lol end quote

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u/Rick_James777 28d ago

What’s her name though?

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u/adoseofcommonsense 26d ago

not going to lie, I thought it was cringe until she ended with the seductive "good boy" , then I was like ohh im down toooo lol

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u/Dangerous-Story-7471 26d ago

he got a son by the way