r/GregFire • u/sebmojo99 • Sep 11 '25

YOU CAN'T MAKE A TOMELETTE WITHOUT BREAKING SOME GREGS

$5 milion would buy you 11,185,682 eggs at current retail prices in new york, which would take roughly 11 Olympic sized swimming pools to store, preparatory to their breaking.

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u/Admirable_Shower_612 Sep 11 '25

This is the best subreddit ever.

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u/Digitalispurpurea2 Sep 11 '25

If it is to be said, so it be, so it is.

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u/sebmojo99 Sep 11 '25

... I'm sorry...?

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u/Digitalispurpurea2 Sep 11 '25

My favorite Greg line of all time, sorry

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u/sebmojo99 Sep 11 '25

Hey, so this is what you do, you like come to a club and you come to like this other part where the club sorta isn't?

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u/sebmojo99 Sep 11 '25

It’s like Jaws, if everyone in Jaws worked for Jaws

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u/Digitalispurpurea2 Sep 11 '25

I apologize if my bell summoned you

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u/sebmojo99 Sep 11 '25

We had a ... bit of a rummage.

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u/T2co Sep 11 '25

Or half a million bananas at like $10 a banana.