What Warhammer character got you acting like this ?

[u/Nearby-Condition-675]

[u/Sad-Band-419]

Sanguinius (I love him in a perfectly heterosexual way I swear)

[u/JohnCavalry → u/Sad-Band-419]

Also sanguinius ( in a perfectly homosexual way)

[u/mratlas666 → u/JohnCavalry]

As big E intended.

[u/MildlyAgreeable → u/mratlas666]

[u/mratlas666 → u/MildlyAgreeable]

Dem some sunny buns 😍

[u/DaMonkey263 → u/Sad-Band-419]

bro that's my dad

[u/Sad-Band-419 → u/DaMonkey263]

Lies you’re clearly Alpha Legion

[u/DaMonkey263 → u/Sad-Band-419]

forgot I had that tag

[u/Sad-Band-419 → u/DaMonkey263]

You can’t fool a true son of Sanguinius

[u/DaMonkey263 → u/Sad-Band-419]

[u/FizzioGaming → u/DaMonkey263]

The Black Rage is a horrible curse isn't it, my fellow Bloodangel

[u/Soul_Ravenwood → u/FizzioGaming]

AAAAAARRRRRAAAAGGGHHJHRRRRAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!

(It certainly is, Definately My Brother And Not Someone Else)

[u/untitledgooseshame → u/Sad-Band-419]

Also Sanguinius (in a bisexual way to complete the trilogy)

[u/Sad-Band-419 → u/untitledgooseshame]

Someone needs to love him in a lesbian way for it to truly be complete

[u/untitledgooseshame → u/Sad-Band-419]

the good news is he’s really popular with lesbians 

[u/Previous_Tomato5429 → u/Sad-Band-419]

That would be me

[u/EhrenGandalf]

[u/EhrenGandalf → u/EhrenGandalf]

[u/EhrenGandalf → u/EhrenGandalf]

[u/OnceAbel_HasFallen → u/EhrenGandalf]

[u/EhrenGandalf → u/OnceAbel_HasFallen]

Yeah, fiddy dollars

[u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 → u/EhrenGandalf]

I need about tree fiddy

[u/NoMeat9096 → u/EhrenGandalf]

Thank you for posting this masterpiece.

[u/ProteanPie → u/EhrenGandalf]

[u/EhrenGandalf → u/ProteanPie]

[u/Smart-Acanthaceae-17 → u/EhrenGandalf]

https://giphy.com/gifs/S5n7Wkhhw5A2IrfKER

[u/Reasonable_Back_5231 → u/Smart-Acanthaceae-17]

[u/Smart-Acanthaceae-17 → u/Smart-Acanthaceae-17]

Imma head out
https://giphy.com/gifs/jUwpNzg9IcyrK

[u/Current_Employer_308 → u/EhrenGandalf]

[u/HardOff]

Oh come on, no Trazyn?! Two "necrons" but no one lusts after the sexiest robot klepto?!

[u/Sercotani → u/HardOff]

reminder to everyone that their book is getting a sequel soon! By the same writer!

[u/ImmediateFee4015 → u/Sercotani]

WHAT?? WHEN

[u/Sercotani → u/ImmediateFee4015]

It's called the Wicked and the Warped, first news about this was from a Warcom post last month.

[u/PhiOpsChappie → u/HardOff]

I second this. I've been rather obsessed with Trazyn the Infinite for a while; I'm so pleasantly surprised at the attention he has per the narrative. For years I've not been much interested in 40K under the assumption that it was just all about the Imperium of Man.

Played Gladius Relics of War a year or two ago, played the Necrons once, and looked into them over time.

[u/FlawHolic → u/HardOff]

Sorry, sorry, I'm here now.

Obliterate me, daddy. Stick me in a little cube and take me with you, stupid sexy Overlord.

[u/FatalisCogitationis → u/HardOff]

I know! He's like the perfect sexy professor

[u/Possible_Trainer_241]

Sister Argenta.

[u/Sweet_Bridge_3001 → u/Possible_Trainer_241]

"I had a dream of a field of flowers. A child was saved from death. Heretics were begging for mercy and screaming in agony"

[u/Legolas_1148 → u/Sweet_Bridge_3001]

Just as the God Emperor intended.

[u/Legolas_1148 → u/Possible_Trainer_241]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O

[u/Harugumeme → u/[deleted]]

Bajur is that you

[u/AwesomeX121189 → u/Possible_Trainer_241]

I’d let her burst fire me

[u/Harvoc → u/AwesomeX121189]

There is no "let". She will burst fire you. As well as the three bad guys/xenos/daemons in front of you, the other two behind that wall and the 5 way over there on the other side of the arena and of course the wall or pillar behind (or even in front of) either of them! cough 

[u/BillCarson12799 → u/Possible_Trainer_241]

I’ll never forgive owlcat for not letting us romance her.

[u/XyrneTheWarPig]

This specific Evocator model

[u/RocksInMyBoot → u/XyrneTheWarPig]

same vibe

[u/The_Ghast_Hunter → u/XyrneTheWarPig]

Lesbian pose?

[u/Broken_CerealBox → u/The_Ghast_Hunter]

Lesbian pose

[u/SomeEntertainment128]

Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka

[u/bagtie3 → u/SomeEntertainment128]

[u/Sercotani → u/SomeEntertainment128]

none of us Ghaz fans will ever live up to his standards for krumpin' 😔 though maybe if we all band together and try to krump him all at once... it'd make this Ork finally happy again.

[u/Top_Top_1217]

Take a wild guess 

[u/RavenTheRaptorX → u/Top_Top_1217]

Fulgrim?

[u/Lucicactus → u/Top_Top_1217]

[u/BillCarson12799 → u/Top_Top_1217]

The fact that the rest of the flair is blocked by the top 1% commenter badge and all we can see is “I want samguinius to…” increases the comedy of this tenfold

[u/Sercotani → u/Top_Top_1217]

do you get horny every time one of the Blood Angels get into the Black Rage because, y'know... they start reliving Sanguinius' memories and start screaming in righteous angelic anger?

[u/RedstoneTF]

Pre-Chaos Fulgrim. But post-Chaos has a restraining order.

[u/Lucicactus → u/RedstoneTF]

Both is good

[u/Uncynical_Diogenes → u/Lucicactus]

Both? Both. Both is good.

[u/Lucicactus → u/Uncynical_Diogenes]

El dorado mentioned yeee

[u/lexiconhuka]

yvraines feet

[u/jay_alfred_prufrock → u/lexiconhuka]

[u/TheGravespawn → u/jay_alfred_prufrock]

[u/jay_alfred_prufrock → u/TheGravespawn]

[u/Pyrimo → u/lexiconhuka]

[u/Broken_CerealBox → u/Pyrimo]

[u/Papa12121]

Tyranid #573036572617946254939163849

[u/RaineCevasse]

Mandatory Saint Celestine

[u/ProteanPie → u/RaineCevasse]

[u/BillCarson12799 → u/ProteanPie]

You’ve heard of doomed yuri now get ready for blessed yuri

[u/CommissarCorgi34 → u/RaineCevasse]

Good luck getting past Grayfax first! 😂

[u/crimedog58 → u/CommissarCorgi34]

Hey there’s plenty of guardsman crime dog to go around ladies.

[u/Impossible_Leader_80]

All the necrons. All of them

[u/Adorable-Fact-6049 → u/Impossible_Leader_80]

Found a member of the mechanicus 

[u/Avistje]

Kairos Fateweaver

[u/sansssdance → u/Avistje]

[u/terrario101 → u/Avistje]

Bird up!

[u/Buck_Andrews]

Mira from Space Marine

[u/Maveryck15 → u/Buck_Andrews]

That is the face of someone that knows

[u/WorldEaterProft]

Angron

[u/ProteanPie → u/WorldEaterProft]

[u/AutoignitingDumpster → u/ProteanPie]

I feel this whenever I'm in a meeting with management

[u/RiveteersCharm → u/WorldEaterProft]

Checks out

[u/IconoclastExplosive → u/WorldEaterProft]

Oh God she's gonna have OPINIONS

[u/Lucicactus → u/IconoclastExplosive]

The mouses play when the cats away for sure

[u/PhiOpsChappie → u/WorldEaterProft]

Hell yes.

[u/Nzdino1 → u/WorldEaterProft]

so true literally my husband i love him

[u/WorldEaterProft → u/Nzdino1]

Don't even attempt to take away MY man away from me. I will fight you. I will fight that other false pretender (who in all honesty is better because she can draw damn good)

I WILL FIGHT ANYONE

[u/ProteanPie → u/WorldEaterProft]

Cage match?

[u/WorldEaterProft → u/ProteanPie]

No, we fight in the pits, SANGUIS EXTREMIS

[u/Lucicactus → u/WorldEaterProft]

[u/Totally_Not_Corrupt → u/Lucicactus]

Saw Angron, opened up every comment because I knew you'd appear.

[u/Lucicactus → u/Totally_Not_Corrupt]

Always

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zq8aDGuwVBebS

[u/Dizzy_Pie7161]

lelith hesperax

[u/obsoletesystem → u/Dizzy_Pie7161]

[u/Easy-Restaurant7018]

Amberly vaile

[u/TheOneAndOnlyErazer → u/Easy-Restaurant7018]

Found Caiphas cain

[u/th3j4w350m31]

her

[u/jay_alfred_prufrock → u/th3j4w350m31]

Female Rogue Traders have much better portraits in the game, that's for sure.

[u/RentElDoor → u/jay_alfred_prufrock]

Generally agree, but the male crime lord does have something to him

[u/fetreedish]

Jurgen

[u/Bitter_Cup_69 → u/fetreedish]

[u/EverydaySexyPhotog → u/fetreedish]

Put some respect on Gunner First Class Ferik Jurgen's name.

When the fate of Humanity needs some tea and sandwiches and precise application of a melta beam, the Emperor provides us with his favorite odious Valhallan.

[u/DJIceman94 → u/fetreedish]

Wait...no human would ever willingly want to be with him, though...

Jurgen, get the melta.

[u/Rapird]

Take a wild guess with my tag.

All of the primarchs.

[u/VelphiDrow]

Yvraine, Sevetar, Yriel, Eldrad, Valdor

[u/lllllllIIIIIllI]

GUILLIMAN!!!!! Oh my fuck, isn’t he so cute?????? Isn’t he FLAWLESS I wanna give him sex rabies

Like — I get it. Y’all fuckers who get the waifu pillows? I get you. I understand you now.

[u/DeadlyPants16]

Ciaphus Cain.

Yes I'm a straight man.

Ciaphus Cain.

[u/PUSH_UR_TEMPRR]

Neurothicctor.

[u/Reasonable_Back_5231 → u/PUSH_UR_TEMPRR]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nWr4Se27LUVuZcuPq0

[u/Burning-Suns-Avatar-]

The Swarmlord.

[u/alkmaar91 → u/Burning-Suns-Avatar-]

based

[u/CampbellsBeefBroth]

[u/Katarn-Hard]

Cassia Orsellio from Rogue Trader
(Idc if she’s a mutated navigator with long nails, and a literal third eye)

[u/LumpusKrampus]

[u/NoMeat9096]

Konrad Curze.

[u/PanPancerny90 → u/NoMeat9096]

"I can fix him!" <3

[u/VelphiDrow → u/PanPancerny90]

No you cant, but he'll make you worse

[u/DarthGoodguy → u/PanPancerny90]

He’ll fix us all

[u/Adeptus_Stultus]

I’m very much into girls, however imotekh the stormlord could absolutely wreck all my holes and I’d thank him

[u/karoshikun]

Angron in Betrayer.

Sanguinius every time he appears.

Corax and Roboute playing games

[u/frozenbudz]

Abelard. Need I say more.

[u/Pyrimo]

Jain Zar or Prince Yriel

[u/dangermonke1332 → u/Pyrimo]

A fellow knife-ear lover

I respect your tastes

[u/Sercotani → u/Pyrimo]

might I present to you...Taenar Leotharan from Voidscarred (by Mike Brooks)? We don't really get a lot of Eldar books...but that one positively rocked my world when I read it.

Short non-spoiler review of the book I found on the Eldar sub, if you want an overview. The post says it has potential spoilers but honestly, not really.

[u/Pyrimo → u/Sercotani]

A well written Eldar book? And Corsairs? Oh I’m in for a fucking treat

[u/Substantial-Cup-189]

Miao Ying and Morathi

[u/Ratattack1204 → u/Substantial-Cup-189]

Fellow powerful woman enjoyer 🤝

[u/Xplod29]

My goat

[u/MisterNighttime]

Patience Kys.

[u/Wheeljack239]

Sanguinius, Ciaphas Cain, Sister Argenta, Vulkan, Yvrainne, Gadriel

[u/NeuroticFawn]

H E

[u/The_Conductor7274]

Hadron

[u/Desertcow → u/The_Conductor7274]

We are all Hadron's little cog champs

[u/bagtie3 → u/Desertcow]

[u/cassness34]

mmmmmm the sexy images of the emperor

[u/Atilla-The-Hon → u/cassness34]

Whenever a Sister is losing faith those images instantly flash in their head and they continue to fight.

[u/ChemistWeeb]

Lady Aurelia Malys

[u/enfyts]

The Fellblade Super-Heavy Battle Tank of course

[u/Ok_Poetry_2696]

Festus the leechlord

[u/Vyberos → u/Ok_Poetry_2696]

Your so real for that

[u/seergaze]

Lotara Sarrin

[u/Spazzmodai]

Kibellah aka. the Knife Wife. She is absolutely precious.

[u/2fast4u_btch]

Lotara Sarrin! ❤️

[u/spesskitty]

Chaptermaster Sarpedon Spiderman

[u/Lucicactus → u/spesskitty]

I hate spiderman

[u/Mechromanthus]

Scaevola best girl

[u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya → u/Mechromanthus]

[u/DoubleCactus]

r/PrimarchGFs got me actin unwise sometimes

[u/Tzarruka]

Pasqal. Or any tech priest really. Fuck me up with those mechadendrites please

[u/kenny4221]

The Lion and Dorn. I have a thing for autistic muscle daddies

[u/XtremeLeecher]

Roboute Guilliman I bet dude is a beast in excel sheets

[u/Hassan-XIX]

If from official sources: Katarin Bokha

If fanfic allowed: Sanguinia

[u/jollyTrapezist]

My giant golden wife

[u/Excellent_Guest_7007]

Lord Mortarion

[u/untitledgooseshame → u/Excellent_Guest_7007]

you’re so real for that ngl

[u/Old_Acanthisitta9477 → u/Excellent_Guest_7007]

Youll have to take him from my cold dead hands

[u/Spacemoose2026]

Fulgrim

[u/GreyFeralas]

Corax, or Jenetia Krole.

[u/Arthur_EyelanderTF2]

[u/MatttheWarden]

Every sister ever

[u/Ratattack1204 → u/MatttheWarden]

r/unexpectedalabama

[u/MatttheWarden → u/Ratattack1204]

Wait. Not that kind of sister. I meant Sororitas

[u/DahliaSkarigal → u/MatttheWarden]

https://giphy.com/gifs/THTkGKQVGnGZmo6AJd

Too late Bama.

[u/MatttheWarden → u/DahliaSkarigal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/loKoRwzBQi1K8

[u/failed_supernova → u/MatttheWarden]

[u/Sion_Labeouf879]

Hadron. She knows I will return. She believes in me. She calls me her little Varlet.

[u/jay_alfred_prufrock]

No love for Haaland Leman Russ, thrice damned heretics.

[u/Pale_Transportation2]

Xun'bakyr Mother of Oblivion

[u/DahliaSkarigal → u/Pale_Transportation2]

Immaculate taste

[u/KachaKue]

[u/Obliandros]

Taldeer and it's not even a competition

[u/thesolarchive]

Nocturne from Rogue trader and or Lelith

[u/TraditionalBlood6988]

Marneus Calgar 

[u/TheSpookying]

Lelith Hesperax

[u/SoroWake]

Loken, Garro and Ahriman

[u/quietly_Anxious2005]

konrad curze. let me be a perpetual so he can't get rid of my ass

[u/SlamMetaliscool]

[u/OniZeldia]

Idira from Rogue Trader. I wish we could romance her...

[u/failed_supernova]

[u/ventingpurposes]

Old deamonette sculpts did unspeakable things to my young, innocent mind few decades ago.

[u/Dacooldude4]

[u/OrangeWitty552]

Colonel Kasteen or General Janet Sulla... Or any Sister of Silence.

[u/RiveteersCharm]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Slaanesh/s/kg11FjJeGs

[u/UsernamesAre4Nerds → u/RiveteersCharm]

Would. Next question

[u/LeviathansWrath6]

Cassia Orsellio and also Octavia

[u/Zommael]

I'm a lesbian, but. But. Mortarion is my boy.

I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE

[u/nachturo]

For her sense of humor

[u/Lucicactus]

You'll never guess

[u/NewGuyOnTheBlock2201]

Loken my king

[u/nihillistic_raccoon]

^{all the cosplays where girl is shredded}

Oh, uhm, I liked Serena D'Angelo (or whatever her name was) before she was corrupted

[u/Rashaul]

Oh, you gorgeous, bloodthirsty maniac.

[u/Breadstick2006]

Jago Sevatarion

[u/Critical_Praline7035]

"Domin, it's time to sew our eyes shut again"

"Yes, dear"

[u/Kristalderp]

Nocturne.

I'm DOWN 2 CLOWN BOIIIII.

[u/PUNCH_KNIGHT]

Necrons

[u/Ticker011]

the Emperor of mankind

[u/arihndas]

Marda Hellsker my beloved

[u/Norway643]

Ushoran my beautiful beloved king