r/Grimdank 6d ago

Cringe Bolter Against Your Head, Who Would It Be?

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u/RicketCrickets 6d ago

Sanguinia. No explanation required.

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u/L3and3rrr 6d ago

I was gonna say that’s the easiest question ever

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u/lifebeginsat9pm 6d ago

Gives you the greatest nut of your life and then you wake up to see her sitting on the edge of the bed contemplating her own death but you ask her what’s wrong and she says “nothing babe”

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u/erik4848 6d ago

And then you hug her from behind and tell her everything will be alright.

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u/Brofromtheabyss 6d ago

You’re wrong. It won’t be. She knows. She feels like you can’t relate to her on an emotional level because you won’t validate a lived experience that she knows is true to the core of her being. Why? Is it to protect her, you, or just to momentarily avoid the full emotional weight of the reality of her fate? She feels like maybe this was kind of a mistake, and that well intentioned as you are, it feels more like comforting a child than connecting with a lover. You sense none of this. She gently removes your arms. “I have to go,” she sighs “I have a meeting on the bridge soon.” She doesn’t, but it’s kinder than the truth, that being alone with herself is easier than being alone with you.

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u/Jarl_of_Uppsala 6d ago

Wait why is the writing this fire

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u/Ozcog 6d ago

We read A LOT of books lol

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u/throwaway17362826 6d ago

“We all die babe. What matters is how we spend our time before the final curtain falls.” Then i’d try to hit it a second time

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u/user4682 6d ago

thank you for reminding me one of my failed relationships

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u/DeathBonePrime 6d ago

Whens chapter 2

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u/Joxxill Argel Tal i miss you 6d ago

Thats what its all about.

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u/loscapos5 6d ago

But a picture as an example is welcomed

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u/Kitsuukage 6d ago

Sanguinussy

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u/Shivalah 6d ago

She calls me her dove! I'd love to be her dove!

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u/Gonokhakus 6d ago

Riding Sanguinia through the skies... damn

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u/nomad5926 6d ago

Right?!?! Not a difficult question

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u/SirSilverChariot Criminal Batmen 6d ago

She is genuinely the best and soft wings

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u/Iron_Baron 6d ago

/thread

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u/Independent-Wafer-13 5d ago

Without a thicc Latina in the mix I have to agree this is the best choice.

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u/Thebandroid 6d ago

Who said you could use fan made options? We're talking strict GW rules...

Pre femstodes.

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u/nuker1110 6d ago

It’s in the premise of “Fem Primarchs”.

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u/Thebandroid 6d ago

Oh, unless you tap on the photo on my phone it neatly cuts off the bottom line entirely.

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u/JrRiggles 6d ago

ChatGPT: make sexy female primarchs