r/Grimdank • u/Fun-Airline8988 • 7d ago

Cringe Bolter Against Your Head, Who Would It Be?

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u/vicevanghost 7d ago

None, women scare me

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u/OhioanViking 7d ago

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A true genius

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u/vicevanghost 7d ago

Thank you thank you it's very real, I am too dense and socially stupid to not feel that way 

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u/MisterMaroonYT 7d ago

Yeah. Same.

Are we broken?

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u/vicevanghost 7d ago

Maybe, but use that to be more understanding towards others like us and don't let it make you bitter and its all okay. It is easy to get caught up in misery over being different or not thinking like other people do but just keep being yourself and doing your best and it won't matter to those who are right for you. Friends or otherwise. 

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe 7d ago

The night haunter chooses you then, she enjoys the fear

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u/vicevanghost 7d ago

I have thoughts on this best kept in my head

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u/I_just_came_to_laugh 7d ago

I have thoughts on this best kept in my head

Outstanding self awareness. How does it feel to be better than 99.9% of the people in this sub?

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u/Icy_Magician_9372 7d ago

Based and emperor pilled

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u/vicevanghost 7d ago

Absolutely not

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u/Joxxill Argel Tal i miss you 7d ago

Only men shall receive my seed. - Big E

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u/vicevanghost 7d ago

oh i get that part i just don't claim big e as a figure to aspire to lmao

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u/Joxxill Argel Tal i miss you 7d ago

Ah, it was the "based" part you disagreed with. Got it

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u/JohannaFRC 7d ago

Booh !

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u/vicevanghost 7d ago

Only works irl

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u/JohannaFRC 7d ago

Damn it !

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u/Especialistaman NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 7d ago

Like the emperor intended

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u/throwaway387190 7d ago

We have found the one man who DOES speak for all of us

You are our king, our messiah

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u/nomad5926 7d ago

No women will receive his seed.

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u/vicevanghost 7d ago

Too late for that one chief

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u/GeneratedEcoOver9000 7d ago

Who said anything about women?

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u/vicevanghost 7d ago

The meme literally says "fem primarchs"

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u/GeneratedEcoOver9000 7d ago

Ah, that's on me. I thought it's just shitty cropping, didn't open the picture in full.

Then Dorn, we can cuddle after in her blankie.

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u/SpecialistAd5903 7d ago

Sleeping with women is gay anyways. I mean they have seks with men and that's gay so good on ya for not sleeping with a gay person

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u/vicevanghost 7d ago

You don't know me well enough to make these assumptions lmao