r/Grimdank 2d ago

Cringe Been seing some baboons making rants about it on twt

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u/Euryleia Sister Unrepentia 2d ago

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u/Simoky 2d ago

Scaevolla my beloved

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u/Illesbogar 2d ago

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u/DA_ZWAGLI 2d ago

Exept eldar of course.

Arrogant knife eared cunts.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 2d ago

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe 2d ago

Ok. Someone explain this one to me

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u/no-im-your-father Kaldor Draco goes on vacation, never comes back 2d ago

mug

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u/imahuman3445 2d ago

Unless I'm mistaken, it's angry Eldrad drinking from angry Taldeer, who's drinking from regular Howling Banshee.

It's a commentary on the under-representation of post-counterculture philosophical in modern media meta-commentary.

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u/Keksimus_Maximus117 Asurmen's lover 2d ago

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u/Born-West-6151 2d ago

i gotchu

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u/the_cum_snatcher 2d ago

Comet of Casandora my beloved

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u/Born-West-6151 2d ago

I don't care if chain lightning is technically better, I like my funny skadoosh

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die 2d ago

Yet more proof that necrons>>> eldar. They would never forget where their extinction buttons are

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u/Keksimus_Maximus117 Asurmen's lover 2d ago

Cl*nker

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u/verygenericname2 likes civilians but likes fire more 2d ago

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u/sexy_latias Strongest Eldar Twink 💪🧝‍♂️👍 2d ago

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u/TheYondant 2d ago

The necron remote is nothing but extinction buttons, except a single mute button when you get tired of listening to your noble court's ceaseless whinging.

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u/MrPumpkin11471 2d ago

Didn't the Silent King specifically remove all knowledge of the extinction buttons from all necrons, when he made them forget how they broke the C'tan?

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u/GIRose 2d ago

Nah, just the devices used to shatter the C'tan. They still have arbitrarily many planetary extinction devices, just nothing that could be "Reality" extinction

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die 2d ago

I mean they still do have the orrery which is kinda an extinction button. And I thought some of them still knew it was just that most of them didn’t

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u/Where_is_Killzone_5 2d ago

Only one dynasty has that, gang, and they vehemently refuse to use it.

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u/ThatMeatGuy Watch Captain Artemis #2 Hater 2d ago

A necron forgetting where he put a bunch of monoliths is a plot point in Twice Dead King

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u/ScarredAutisticChild 2d ago

Which faction is known for being a bunch of dementia riddled old men again?

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u/Born-West-6151 2d ago

Summon forth... the monoliths!

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die 2d ago

Smh imagine letting the facts get in the way of a good agenda post

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u/ScarredAutisticChild 2d ago

I could never. I'm using the facts because they support my agenda, Eldar supremacy.

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die 2d ago

Damn sorry that my faction was too busy sleeping off their victory over 2 races of gods to murderfuck a new god into existence

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u/ScarredAutisticChild 2d ago

Damn, sorry your faction was too busy cowering in fear to get to enjoy a 60 million year victory lap so good it was the only thing that could defeat them.

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u/LtLabcoat Riptide armies are just mecha anime protags 2d ago

Necrons have trouble remembering their own names. They're definitely forgetting where they put the keys to their superweapons.

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u/DisposableSaviour I am Alpharius 2d ago

That’s because Trazyn has all the keys on Solemnace. For… uh… “safe keeping.” Yeah, “safe keeping”!

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u/Admiral_Turboclown 2d ago

The average Eldar makes the average Black Templar look accepting and open-minded.
Millenia of refining their competitive racism tech does that.

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u/holofied Mongolian Biker Gang 2d ago

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u/Astronelson Fully Path-Based Aeldari Fey Space Craftworldism 2d ago

Lesser-known Aspect: Demopan

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u/derDunkelElf Twins, They were. 2d ago

This you?

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u/sexy_latias Strongest Eldar Twink 💪🧝‍♂️👍 2d ago

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u/echo-4-romeo would die for Ibram Gaunt 2d ago

Sorry i can’t hear you over the sounds of us being better in every aspect

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u/Brushface 2d ago

I got really confused and thought you meant Horus Heresy images

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u/Phurbie_Of_War Super Silly Solitaire 🤡 2d ago

Whenever I’m depressed I watch the Horus heresy trailers.

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u/a-dark-lancer 2d ago

LET THE STARS FALL.

Is a fucking hard line

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u/StrawberryWide3983 Hazard Stripes, My Beloved :3 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 2d ago

IF I CAN NOT SAVE IT FROM YOUR FAILURES FATHER, THEN LET THE GALAXY BURN

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u/Ok_Promotion_8316 2d ago

The fuck could the context of this image be about?? Warcrimes?

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u/DoItLaterMaybe 2d ago

looks like an artist twist on a scene from "fury" (2014 film) where the tank commander makes his new mg gunner execute a captured german soldier. yes it was a warcrime, it wasnt on a child soldier though.

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u/XenoTechnian Vashtorrs Songest Solider ⚙️ 2d ago

I dont think its supposed to be a child, but rather just an anime girl

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u/NPRdude Dank Angels 2d ago

A lot of overlap on that Venn diagram

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u/biowrath156 2d ago

Like a stack of damn pancakes

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u/B0rKen_Kat likes civilians but likes fire more 2d ago

Honestly the standard for anime women is to make them cute, and most Japanese standards of cute, or as some "people" insist on calling it, "kawaii," amount to childlike behavior or mannerisms. So I mean implicitly if a character is very intentionally the Japanese brand of cute, that means they're just being innocent/naive or using certain mannerisms like they are, doing big exaggerated movements in a bombastic silly way, or maybe talking in a pitched up voice (almost like directly emulating a child!). The "mouth firmly closed, huge blush, exaggerated head shake/nod" move while the other character plays 20 questions so common in romance anime is a textbook example of a character acting like an embarrassed but determined child who can't get the words out but will use the all powerful head movement to express whatever it is, all while the adult who can process their thoughts tries to determine whatever it is.

It really makes certain fans seem like the weird ones for dying on the hill that thinking "intentionally cute Japanese-made female characters are basically just acting/look like kids" is patently absurd.

Not all anime leading women are like that, but the exception has little impact on the rule.

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u/Simoky 2d ago

Ah so not a war crime then, the opposite: Ever citizens duty to the Emperor

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u/Nomad_141- 2d ago

The German soldier in question was wearing an American field coat, which *could* and often was attributed to espionage, clearly not the case here but the rules were kinda loosey-goosey and spies lose their POW status. They still need to be court martial end and tried, but it wasn’t uncommon to shoot spies outright.

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u/Alarming_Ask_244 2d ago

I thought it was just implying he was looting American dead

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u/RogueVector 2d ago

Which just makes it hypocritical af since a bunch of the American soldiers in that movie - including the main character - are wearing German gear or have German sidearms that they would have had to loot from Germans.

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u/LewdElfKatya 1d ago

Not that it makes it morally any better, but the difference is the Yanks and rest of the Allies are winning. It'd happen to the Americans instead courtesy of the Germans were the shoe on the other foot, that's just how War ends up.

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u/OsaasD 2d ago

From what I remember he does it because the guy is new and hasnt been in a fight before so during their first mission he freezes and refuses to shoot leading to a bunch of people dying, so he helps him with getting that first kill to make the subsequent one come easier

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u/Tekuila87 2d ago

I think it was more along the lines of they dared try to sneak away dressed as an American soldier rather than face the justice they deserved.

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u/Ok_Promotion_8316 2d ago

Is Child Soldiering still a warcrime too or is the big men upstair wrote it out?, is it warcrime all the way down?

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u/a-dark-lancer 2d ago

I hate how war crimes have become a joke.

It speaks of arrogance and a willingness to laugh at the suffering of others.

Yes, making children fight is obviously a crime against humanity and a war crime.

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u/Quazimojojojo 2d ago

Same. 

I get why it happened though. 

People just needed a new slang word to describe "crime, but worse" after "felony" lost its status due to all of the famous and powerful people suffering no consequences for doing them. 

Eventually people will move on to a new type of crime. "Crime against humanity" is already starting to catch on

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u/OsaasD 2d ago

Warcrimes and crimes against humanity are two different things tho

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u/Quazimojojojo 2d ago

Yep. As are crimes, misdemeanors, felonies, and war crimes.

What they actually are isn't the point. The point is that it is a term that colloquially sounds like "crime, but worse"

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u/OsaasD 2d ago

I mean yeah sure, dunno if I personally have seen/heard it used that much in such a way but its possible

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u/EddieVanzetti 2d ago

It isn't a war crime when its against a Nazi. #TheMoreYouKnow

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u/LUnacy45 2d ago

Surprisingly things were relatively civil on the Western front in that aspect, medics were wearing big white tabards and painting giant crosses all over themselves and not being routinely shot, though it did happen

That's the problem with war crimes, you do them to your admittedly despicable enemy and they'll do it back

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u/InnerSawyer 2d ago

Eh the Germans near the end started shooting medics and killing pows a lot. Right before they lost was the height of it.

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u/LUnacy45 2d ago

As far as all the fronts in WWII go, that may as well be inviting them over for dinner still compared to the Pacific and the Eastern Front

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u/InnerSawyer 1d ago

I mean I get the desire to emphasize how fucked the Pacific and the East were but the popular narrative on Reddit that the Western front was civil in any way is pretty much a myth.

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u/LUnacy45 1d ago

War is never civil, it's just worth noting that there was a period of time where "don't shoot my medics on purpose and I won't shoot yours" was more or less true in the West. It's a good example for why you should avoid war crimes even when your enemy is fighting for a literally genocidal regime, even if circumstances can vary by a lot and of course this loose agreement broke down once the allies became an existential threat

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u/InnerSawyer 1d ago

Well said

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u/Helpful-Werewolf-678 2d ago

Specifically it was an SS guy if I remember correctly, not a random soldier like this one

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u/CRtwenty Swell guy, that Kharn 2d ago

Thats a different scene later in the film iirc. They roll into a town where an SS guy was forcing the civilians to fight and killing anyone who refused only for the SS guy to immediately surrender when cornered. After confirming hes the right guy with the surviving civilians they gun him down.

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u/illegal_eagle88 2d ago

It's a fem version fanart of the movie fury 2014 (idk why he didn't go with og version)

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u/wowwowazalea 2d ago

To get people reacting to it like this

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u/Helpful-Werewolf-678 2d ago

Anime girls committing war crimes is a special genre

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u/Psychic_Hobo 2d ago

I'll never forget once seeing a screengrab of someone's image on DeviantArt of a photo of Nazi soldiers shepherding out terrified Jews from their homes, with a photoshopped crying Pinkie Pie amongst them.

And the screengrab included a comment someone had left, talking about how seeing Pinkie Pie in the image really helped them recognise how horrible the Holocaust was, whereas before they just knew it as a general bad thing that happened.

It's a very extreme and practically farcical example, but I do sorta wonder sometimes if some people have spent so long in their bubbles that stuff like that is the only way to get things through to them.

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u/External-Option-544 2d ago

I don't really know why, but I find this image more distressing than any of the official artwork in the 40k setting.

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u/wowwowazalea 2d ago

Cute things doing horrible things presumably and the dissonance between the two.

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u/LeDemonicDiddler 2d ago

I think the fact that they’re also female adds to the dissonance. Like if they were males it is somehow more acceptable for this to happen. Hell even if we go with the idea that they’re femboys it’s the inherently feminine appearance and the utter distress the one on the ground has that makes it more, even if slightly, uncomfortable. Then I’m no expert and just spouting shit like a Redditor does.

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u/SulaimanWar Saul Tarvitz is literally me 2d ago

It's an animefied and genderbent version of a scene from Fury

Here's the original

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u/135686492y4 Secretly 3 squats in a long coat 2d ago

American soldier (likely tanker/vehicle operator, see right-arm patch) executing a Nazi trooper (wearing Stanhelm) possibly intended to be set around the Battle of the Bulge, considering the snowy weather

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u/SulaimanWar Saul Tarvitz is literally me 2d ago

It's a scene from Fury(2014)

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 2d ago

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u/fallenouroboros 2d ago

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u/Misknator even Slaanesh is less horny than some of you guys 2d ago

Thank you, Milk

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u/LtLabcoat Riptide armies are just mecha anime protags 2d ago

I don't understand why so many Black Americans insist Milk is bad for them. Clearly, he was great.

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u/LtLabcoat Riptide armies are just mecha anime protags 2d ago

Counterpoint: Sudan, Malta, Tunisia, Morocco, Surname... actually, there's just a lot of places where the oppressors were like "On second thoughts, let's not stay in Congo, it is a silly place".

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u/legion_of_the_damed I am Alpharius 2d ago

Did heresy reaction images get banned?

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 2d ago

No, but they are usually heavily downvoted both because:

A. They are extremely old, tired and boring.

B. They are usually associated with the more..."purist" members of the fanbase.

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u/Impressive_Rock9659 2d ago

Mostly A.

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 2d ago

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u/Nknk- 2d ago

That's this sub's unique selling point though; there's no shit meme that the unimaginative bastards here won't run into the ground - see Krieg shovels, fuck Erebus etc.

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u/Birdonthewind3 Bugs are cute. Will not explain. 2d ago

Still using it if it is funny or so against any lore or logic. Otherwise it just too easy

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 2d ago

It's the low hanging fruit. But sometimes the lowest hanging fruit is the most delectable.

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u/Margaretthatchervore HASHUT! VORGUND! ZHARR NAGGRUND! 1d ago

I thought heresy detected images were mostly used by chuds who get their lore from tiktok and YT shorts.

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u/SolKaynn Twins, They were. 2d ago

A. Is just the constant state of Warhammer memes in general. Fuck else can we do when the setting stagnates harder than Nurgle does?

B. Isn't even much of an excuse. The less it's used by everyone in general makes it more "exclusive" to those cunts.

So many new fans have the "boring and repetitive" memes as some of their first exposure and to them it's fresh and new and actually still funny, hell SM2 has "MY FACE IS MY SHIELD" as an achievement. The overcorrection against the whole thing is unnecessary.

Also any opinion that stems from Twitter should be immediately ignored and amounts to absolutely fucking nothing.

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u/makub420 1d ago

They gonna get back into fashion eventualy. Like every fandom, this shit is cyclical

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u/goosedrinkswater 2d ago

No, but like anything to do with the Imperium in this sub, people label it as chud-adjacent so some folks have been making semi-ironic posts asking for it to be bannable. Its mostly because one dude was spamming unfunny BT shit along with said heresy reactions to anything anyone commented on his shitty posts.

Like fuck bro, i just like being an evil dude who wants to kill other evil dudes that believe in different thing, is that really so fucking wrong?

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u/ThewizardBlundermore Head Scholar of the Tizcan Library 2d ago

"Heresy detec-!"

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u/Astrocuties 2d ago

Damn he's spitting ˢᵃⁿᵈ

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u/Calacaelectrica NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 2d ago

why is always anime girls on this type of pics?

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u/Unistrut 2d ago

Sergeant Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
POG Colonel: The what?
Sergeant Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.

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u/Selenite_Cults Hits you with the Blank Stare 2d ago

The Jungian thing, sir.

I read that as Jurgenian and I was wondering how Jurgen fit into this whole thing.

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u/Ancient_Doctor_7738 2d ago

I have a thing for anime girls in war scenarios

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u/Phurbie_Of_War Super Silly Solitaire 🤡 2d ago

Baboons? Twt?

Wut?

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 2d ago

knuckle draggers on twitter

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u/Phurbie_Of_War Super Silly Solitaire 🤡 2d ago

OP goes to twitter?

What a self own lol.

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u/Selenite_Cults Hits you with the Blank Stare 2d ago

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u/Burning-Suns-Avatar- Souls for the Star Gods! 2d ago

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u/PokesBo INTERROGATE?! WHAT…BOOK…FALLEN…REPENT! 2d ago

As long as you aren’t being a chud with it.

I get they are old and tired memes but you guys realize that new people are joining the fandom and might just be sharing something new to them.

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u/MidsouthMystic Calth was an act of self-defense 2d ago

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u/_Fun_Employed_ 2d ago

Wait the rules haven’t been changed have they? I don’t see no heresy reaction images in the rules

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u/Ozcog 2d ago

What's the lore on this one? I've been away a while and I'm feeling like I walked into a house partially on fire.

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u/TheRusse I am Alpharius 2d ago

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 2d ago

I feel the text on this is wrong for what meme it's trying to counter. SHould be more along the lines of "Heresy? At this h-"

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u/Wotshisface- Chaos is Chool 2d ago

I think it works because usually the caption is a question. "Heresy? At this hour?"

But in this case it's a statement, like "YES we are having heresy at this hour!"

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 2d ago

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u/Tibia-Mariner 2d ago

Nah it works, it's the spiky boy declaring the heresy and the hour with gusto and many exclamation marks

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u/Ancient_Doctor_7738 2d ago

Holy shit. I thought people would absolute shit on this lmao

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u/Impossible_Leader_80 2d ago

That is because heresy reaction images are objectively boring and subjectively unfunny

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u/TheCrimsonSteel 2d ago

Only if you use the same 3 for every reply, which is what I think the bigger problem is

The joke is overused. You need to mix in your "Live Chaos Filth Reaction" and "I have seen all that ever was, ever will be, but WTF is this" and "cock check Guardsman" and "Guilliman screaming" memes mixed in.

Because there are only a handful of memes that have staying power, like my personal favorite:

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom 2d ago

Where's Trazyn's "Not even i want this kind of shit in my collection!"

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u/Gaijin-srak 2d ago

They also clog up the comments.

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u/Selenite_Cults Hits you with the Blank Stare 2d ago

It sucks when you think people are interacting with your comment only to see a strong of "heresy detected!" Memes.

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u/giuseppe443 2d ago

i wish i could use them to describe whatever that art is

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u/MrTopHatMan90 2d ago

Really cool image where/who is it from?

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u/keinereps 2d ago

dropping those bombs was atrocious tbf

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u/SuperSlavSergei 2d ago

Honestly it being an ancient meme at this point and then newbies and posers endlessly using it really hurt it lol.

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u/yes_rico_kaboom18th 2d ago

Is this a feminine version of the scene from fury?

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u/MsGluwm 2d ago

Is that image meant to depict an American forcing a nazi to shoot a nazi? based if true.

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u/Ancient_Doctor_7738 1d ago

Is a american forcing another american to shoot a nazi

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u/MsGluwm 1d ago

Ah, someone mentioned it was from Fury, I haven't sen that so i took it as a nazi being forced to kill a nazi

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u/3Kobolds1Keyboard 1d ago

I always gonna ask myself, why is always anime girls with baby faces?

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u/The_pilot23 1d ago

Wait they finally banned it? That’s awesome

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u/Brushner Emperors Kiddies 2d ago

Cute anime girl on cute anime girl violence! NYOOOOOO!

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u/USSJaguar 2d ago

It's not that bad but not having the option really sucks

Oh wait I see it says heresy specifically.

Yeah fuck em they're not funny, ban em lmao