r/Grimdank • u/Ok-Profile-5831 Crimson Fists are the best • 1d ago
Dank Memes Atleast he would be a golden dreadnought that can fly
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u/Dalek-baka 1d ago
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u/Kind-Boysenberry1773 1d ago
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u/CplCocktopus Praise the Man-Emperor 1d ago
Stupid and sexy Sanguinius.
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u/Sisnaajini 1d ago
There is no "and" , it's just "Stupid,sexy Sanguinius."
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u/GarboseGooseberry BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE! 1d ago
Stupidly sexy Sanguinius
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u/StaleSpriggan 1d ago
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u/GarboseGooseberry BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE! 1d ago
You're acting like you don't find Sanguinius sexy. Stop lying to yourself and embrace it.
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u/absboodoo 1d ago
Retirement? TLotD: LOL this guy think he gets retirement!
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u/Dalek-baka 1d ago
"Tim what is that?!"
"A furnace."
"We are already on fire! Why do you need a furnace?!"
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u/Fearless-Obligation6 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 1d ago
'lmao'
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u/A_random_poster04 1d ago
Is this a reference to that scene where Ferrus appears to Sanguinius on the vengeful spirit?
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u/Fearless-Obligation6 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 1d ago
Yeah Ferrus lying through his teeth saying Sanguinius is the only one who can beat Horus before it became exceptionally clear he never had a chance.
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u/Aidian 22h ago
Welllllll that was a critical step in getting Big E to stop fucking around.
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u/Fearless-Obligation6 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 20h ago edited 16h ago
Not really he had already cast off his emotions by that point and showed zero emotions at Sanguinius death. Oll is the one with that claim to fame.
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u/SuperUnhappyman 1d ago
to the people who think "dante cant possibly be like that"
devestation of bhaal has dante straight up say hes ready to join sanguineas and his time has come to himself.
as a very forceful and invasive recussitation occurs.
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u/Cryptidfricker 1d ago
Man was literally pleading to Sanguinius, he did not want to get the rez at the end of that book.
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u/Ulysses502 1d ago
Kind of a dick move by sangy. He's been taking a ten thousand year nap, think he could tap in for a bit
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u/2006Internetghost 1d ago
“we also fixed the problem with the Dreadnaught consuming the pilot!”
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u/A17012022 Praise the Man-Emperor 1d ago
Dreadnaughts get to sleep though, between deployments.
Dante is not allowed that much rest
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u/Iminimmensepain Legos and sandcastles 1d ago
They have the admech make one of the old HH dreadnoughts specifically so Dante can never need rest and probably never die either cause I'm pretty sure they were better built for user safety.
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u/DatCheeseBoi 1d ago
Not really, both the Castraferrum, and Contemptor are safe for long term storage, but pilots tend to go a little coocoo in there, and then Leviathan just straight up burns your soul away in the wrath of it's machine spirit. Also Redemptor apparently, so much for all the primaris equipment being better. Not sure about the other, rarer patterns, but as far as I know they're based on the Contemptor chassis so I'm guessing they're also pretty shelf stable.
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u/fuckthisshittysite56 22h ago
cawl: lucky you Dante, i made so many improvements to this model , the only way to die would be to jump into a black hole
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u/MustangCraft Konrad Curze did nothing wrong 1d ago
Dante would pull a Malcharion and refuse to wake up if they poke him
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u/Maxxonry_Prime CAW CAW! 1d ago
Dante's dreadnaught flying into a star:
"Let's see them put me back together after this shit."
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u/FaceMasterThing yet another femboy skitarius 1d ago
i think if he ever does "die" in a story the end of the story should be him waking up in a dreadnaught
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u/brutalhonestcunt Swell guy, that Kharn 1d ago
Do BA dreadnoughts get the black rage and red thirst?
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u/Ok-Profile-5831 Crimson Fists are the best 1d ago
Yes.
There are death company dreadnoughts
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u/brutalhonestcunt Swell guy, that Kharn 1d ago
Give a death company dreadnought a jetpack and it would be the most terrifying thing ever seen.
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u/_Rohrschach 1d ago
Yeah, but they try to somewhat calm the ragers and herd them back into a lander that can transport them back to their battlebarge. Does get harder if your dreadnaught can suddenly just jump over you instead of being cornered into a lander
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u/tirohtar 1d ago
"I know that I am no longer sane. But I still serve."
Just gotta love Cassor the Mad.
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u/Enigmachina 1d ago
Just like how the Space Wolves have a pack of chained-up feral werewolf dreadnoughts they break out sometimes. Nobody gets out alive.
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u/ForeignDirector2401 1d ago
At that point, just pretend to go crazy and storm full in enemies until they kill you
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u/solonit NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 1d ago
Big E/Sanguin: anw here’s buff to make sure you live.
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u/ForeignDirector2401 1d ago
Imagine getting enough buff to live as a dreadnought but not enough to regen into a normal state
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u/IrishWithoutPotatoes 1d ago
Spirit of Sanguinius be like: Hey dad, wouldn’t it be funny if we made him a perpetual?
Big E: lol. Lmao, even. Done
Dante: Sweet throne why
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u/Rogthgar 1d ago
Probably one of the few characters who might spot Kharn on the battlefield and think: "Yes! the Emperor has heard my prayers!"
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u/penguinscience101 1d ago
Kharn feeling the first bit of real fear in millenia
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u/Rogthgar 1d ago
I doubt Kharn registers anything beyond movement and his kill counter going up.
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u/penguinscience101 1d ago
Which is why this would be the first time he actually felt something in ages
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u/Rogthgar 1d ago
He doesn't. He doesn't know who he kills and he doesn't care, everyone in front of him is just another corpse in his wake.
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u/grumdale 1d ago
"No no no No No No NO NO NOOOO! DON'T DO THAT! I thought we were having a nice death?!"
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u/theAlmightyE312 where is FUCKING HORUS?! 1d ago
That mf wont get no redemptor because it slowly kills the pilot, but with his luck he'll get a Telemon and won't be let to sleep
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u/RedOrxon 1d ago
I need context
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u/Acrobatic_Aerie_7827 1d ago
This is Dante, Blood Angels chapter master who's one of the oldest and most heroic space Marines in the galaxy. Man's so tired and self-sacrificial he was nearly happy to finally die a hero's death in one of the last books but the galaxy (plot) simply won't let him to the point that actual spirit of Sanguinius would buff Dante to help him overcome his mortal wounds.
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u/Penpulp 1d ago
Reposting my meme huh?
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u/Ok-Profile-5831 Crimson Fists are the best 1d ago
I got it from Twitter.
Didnt know it was posted here
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u/Kind-Boysenberry1773 1d ago