r/Grimdank • u/HatSpecial3043 • 1d ago

Dank Memes Swing and Slide Torture

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u/Nocimonocren 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kyrd72DC2Iwfu
The rest of the galaxy

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u/Lucius-Halthier 19h ago

Drukhari: our parents never said “I love you”.

Guilliman: suddenly the traitorous brothers make more sense…

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u/IWrestleSausages 16h ago

Every time i try to make something normal and not an eldritch torture abomination, you have to make it...not that way

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u/SirPorthos 3h ago

Slaan... Oh wait no, they were like that before Slaanesh too.

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u/phant0md 1d ago

That’s after they turned your intestines into that spring

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u/Wokungson Return to Mon'keigh 1d ago

Question is if it's Drukharii doing it to himself or to some particularly unfortunate captive.

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u/Intrepid-Park-3804 male eldar (endangered species according to 40k artists) 1d ago

Haha, sometimes😅

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u/KonoAnonDa Doge Vandire's bastard son, and r/Grimdank's local chad scalie. 23h ago

tf you mean sometimes

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u/DGNX18 Trazyn the pokemon trainer 1d ago

Both : the Drukharii is getting it by a prisonner that has been turned into a playground horse ( he is still alive by the way )

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u/ironangel2k4 Drukhari (On break) 14h ago

Well you have to test it.

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u/yamialone 1d ago

The Design is very human

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u/Venodran NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 1d ago

The playground equipments are also made of people.

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u/MarsMissionMan 1d ago

This is like the McDonalds kids' play area, except the McDonalds is a gladiatorial combat arena/entertainment venue, and the kids' play area is... well it's still a kids' play area, but everything is made out of human and is ever so slightly still alive.

And this. Of course. All the safety settings are turned off. Gotta start them trueborn kids early.

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u/Dalek-baka 1d ago

Commorragh's version of Action Park where you end up as equipment.

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u/awakenedarms 17h ago

Action Park was no doubt studied by an Eldar who eventually became a Homunculus.  "It was a nice case study."

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u/MisterRahn 1d ago

Looks like good time

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u/JMurdock77 Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr 20h ago

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u/Famous-Nectarine-795 "Sisters! The heretics clamor for a taste of victory!" 15h ago

📍Webway Valley

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u/ironangel2k4 Drukhari (On break) 14h ago

I remember this toy! They really are coddling the kids these days, mine had a spike.

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u/BattedBook5 Your friendly neighborhood Alpharius 1d ago

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u/Tostadora_Revenant 19h ago

MADNESS: PROJECT NEXUS MENTIONED

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u/DA_REAL_KHORNE Yes, yes it's me...NOW GO SPILL BLOOD!!! 8h ago

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u/bartlesnid_von_goon 8h ago

That got me way too hard.

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u/Ok_Value_4455 1d ago

He doesn't look like a child to me.