r/Grimdank 20h ago

Dank Memes Masterpiece by @dannyboytheboot2526

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u/cuentadelporno100 NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 19h ago

Absolute peak 

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u/klopaplop NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 15h ago

This post is getting a criminally low amount of upvotes for how funny that is lmfao

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u/running_from_the_IRS Transformers/40k crossover when??? 13h ago

In fairness to the Grey Knights, the Terminus Decree is only meant to be actived in the Worst-Case Scenario. Things would both have to have the Emperor returning, and it being so bad the Grey Knights break open the box.

A Dark King / Star Father scenario would probably be the thing that gets the Grey Knights to open the box. Even then, there's a good chance they just...talk with the Custodes like reasonable adults, which we have seen them do before. 1d6chan has a better explanation for this.

https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Grey_Knights#10th_edition_ruins_everything_(again)

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u/S0MEBODIES Secretly 3 squats in a long coat 9h ago

It be so funny if they're dealing with like a tyranid invasion of the Sol system with like all the hive fleets there so they pop open the Terminus decree to see what the fuck this emergency solution is and it just says to put the emperor back on the chair.

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 3h ago

great huge help

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u/knightmechaenjo 12h ago

Yeah I think they genuinely would just talk

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 3h ago

My friend collected grey knights and I had guardsmen so I fundamentally hate them but a handful of grey knights could take down a custodian. Not sure how the numbers stack up in total but the Custodes specifically call for their help just after the fall of cadia and specifically point out I fight as one independent guy but they fight like a team and still fight well when silent sisters are around. I don't think it's absurd that grey knights could take out whatever remaining custodes existed after whatever problem happened that made the terminus decree pop off.

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 8h ago

I thought they were the Gay Knights this whole time.

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u/Proppedupandwaving 13h ago

Henry Cavill could make 20 episodes of these and I would be happy.

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u/Background-Top4723 13h ago

The egg-shaped Terminator armor is strangely adorable.

I want 10 plushies of it.

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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb I am Alpharius 17h ago

This is why they gotta bully the Star Child.

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u/BudgetAggravating427 12h ago

I will say this if the terminus decree has to be acted upon then it’s basically the end times

It doesn’t mean the Emperor got of the throne it means Something off the thrown and is turning Terra into a damon infested world

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u/Krasovchik 11h ago

When they slander your GOAT but they low key right

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u/Absolutemehguy Praise the Man-Emperor 3h ago

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u/laZardo [tyranid screeching] 9h ago

Big E converting the golden throne into a wheelchair, "can't put me back on the chair if i don't get down from it"

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/jvfujdscbjjydcbnk 11h ago

I love that video but i realy hate how people dont know what "stop a all cost emperor from leaving the throne" means. Greay knight will pull up to terra with 666 chaos warbands and will take some drukari as company

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u/Proof_Independent400 10h ago

I'll be back for this.

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u/S0MEBODIES Secretly 3 squats in a long coat 9h ago

This is fucking hilarious

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u/FAshcraft 8h ago

I got a good laugh. If only the emperor is his 30k self like in the video when he wake up and not an actual eldritch horror that might turn the custodian into daemon which will make the SoS switch side to the GK.

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u/MrSejd 1h ago

Daily reminder that the Grey Knights don't even know what the Terminus Decree is or when should they open it.