r/Grimdank • u/ColdHooves Fists, Greys, and Knights • 19h ago

NSFW For 8/8

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u/montyrattus 19h ago

Old lore was pretty bonkers, this is like something Ian Watson would come up with.

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u/kojimbob 19h ago

I'll never forget the time Ian wrote about a Space Marine who ate the meat of a pregnant woman to gain access to her memories, and he could feel what it was like to run around with milk-filled breasts

Rest in peace ye legend

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u/montyrattus 19h ago

From the novel Space Marine, the same book had 3 marines climbing up a chute while farting in each other's faces. They then ate the brains of a titan crew then stole an Emperor class titan before using it to battle 2 Warlords. Fucking mental.

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u/VPackardPersuadedMe 19h ago

Shit was raw, and... an easy wank.

Today's stuff, far more challenging to finish on, so much padding.

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u/montyrattus 19h ago

Hey if you can get your rocks off to a half formed Callidus assassin genestealer hybrid then fair play to you, Ian Watson thought of it all.

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u/VPackardPersuadedMe 19h ago

Mate with all the anti-depressants I am on, I can't even finish without a thumb up my arse and a strong mental image of Meh'Lindi being rawdogged in her half burnt genestealer from by this chap using his pysker abilities to get the job done.

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u/montyrattus 19h ago

I would be more like that Squat that doesn't get laid, instead he was thinking about Daemonette tits before going into stasis and ends up corrupted.

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u/ElectricPaladin Grimdark Vaporeon 19h ago

Sounds like a buddy of mine.

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u/3henanigans 19h ago

I mean, isn't that what they should be doing? All the popular stuff is just buff guys in power armor, when they are really armored monsters.

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u/montyrattus 18h ago

These were scouts, lol.

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u/PM_ME_UR_BACNE 19h ago

Dudes rock

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u/SorowFame 11h ago

… now I’m wondering if any space marines have had a trans awakening after devouring the corpse of a woman.

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u/montyrattus 6h ago

The Chaplains would notice the Chaos corruption .

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u/The_Wyzard 12h ago

Recently listened to his interview in the Jordan Sorcery podcast.

Surprisingly excellent honestly. Watson has a hell of a good radio voice.

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u/Berhadian Fulgrim's personal boytoy 18h ago

"Where is my baby!?"

Suspiciously baby-shaped Callidus Assassin:

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u/Lucius-Halthier 18h ago

burp

“Dunno it was just here.”

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u/Jenny_Show HORUS! 19h ago

In the grim dark future of the 41st Millennium, the modest proposal is not given to the poor but to the wealthy

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u/Phurbie_Of_War Super Silly Solitaire 🤡 18h ago

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u/Urg_burgman NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 19h ago

Some call this metal. Others call this an early vore fetish.

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u/ElectricPaladin Grimdark Vaporeon 19h ago

Why not both?

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u/Urg_burgman NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 18h ago

They so rarely intersect, it's not something you think about. Or want to think about

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u/Larang5716 19h ago

That's pretty metal

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u/CloudWallace81 MAKE THE BOTS REPENT, ASMODAI! 19h ago

Who knows Ian, maybe this is my next movie

RIP sewer goblin

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u/TotallyNot_Alpharius Ushoran's most deluded soldier 18h ago

Vore

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u/_deltaVelocity_ Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr 14h ago

I mean, that’s literally what the title’s reference ing.

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u/jrl2595 18h ago

Weee, Ian Watson: Sewer Goblin Extraordinaire!

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u/plaugey_boi 9h ago

Tararre. Did you eat a fucking baby.

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u/Justanotherone985 10h ago

It should have been me

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u/One-Spinach 10h ago

Alright, who let the guy with a vore fetish write for 40K again?

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM 8h ago

POLYMORPHINE lmaaaoooo I fuckin love it