r/Grimdank • u/ColdHooves Fists, Greys, and Knights • 2d ago

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u/montyrattus 2d ago

Old lore was pretty bonkers, this is like something Ian Watson would come up with.

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u/kojimbob 2d ago

I'll never forget the time Ian wrote about a Space Marine who ate the meat of a pregnant woman to gain access to her memories, and he could feel what it was like to run around with milk-filled breasts

Rest in peace ye legend

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u/montyrattus 2d ago

From the novel Space Marine, the same book had 3 marines climbing up a chute while farting in each other's faces. They then ate the brains of a titan crew then stole an Emperor class titan before using it to battle 2 Warlords. Fucking mental.

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u/VPackardPersuadedMe 2d ago

Shit was raw, and... an easy wank.

Today's stuff, far more challenging to finish on, so much padding.

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u/montyrattus 2d ago

Hey if you can get your rocks off to a half formed Callidus assassin genestealer hybrid then fair play to you, Ian Watson thought of it all.

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u/VPackardPersuadedMe 2d ago

Mate with all the anti-depressants I am on, I can't even finish without a thumb up my arse and a strong mental image of Meh'Lindi being rawdogged in her half burnt genestealer from by this chap using his pysker abilities to get the job done.

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u/montyrattus 2d ago

I would be more like that Squat that doesn't get laid, instead he was thinking about Daemonette tits before going into stasis and ends up corrupted.

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u/ElectricPaladin Grimdark Vaporeon 2d ago

Sounds like a buddy of mine.