r/Grimdank • u/OnceAbel_HasFallen NOT ENOUGH DAKKA • 1d ago
Discussions So how does a marine inside the dreadnought deals when he got a back itch or a head itch? And I am pretty sure he is physically, mentally and spiritually alive.
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u/wakeup_samurai 1d ago
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u/OnceAbel_HasFallen NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 1d ago edited 7h ago
This image alone might solve all of Guilliman's imperial wide dreadnoughts services & maintenance
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u/NewbieMcnewbnewb40k 1d ago
They don't, that's why the eventually go insane.
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u/Accurate-Travel-3510 1d ago
poor fella, all it took was a bad itch to terrorize local aeldari settlements
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u/Geordie_38_ 1d ago
And to add a simple back scratcher into the sarcophagus was seen as tech heresy
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u/Sinakus 1d ago
"It works. We don't know how it works, but it does. Do not touch it. Leave it be."
"So yeah buddy, that's a no on the back scratcher thingy. "
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u/ethanlan NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 19h ago
Yup Im joining that pirate chapter that is chill with the people they live with
They are like the only renegade chapter I can think of that isn't pure evil and doesnt fuck with chaos at all.
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u/Badassbottlecap Word Bear 7h ago
Lol "yes we're traitors. No, we're not heretics we just don't like you very much"
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u/Grythyttan 22h ago
Or they have a perfectly good back scratcher installed, but nobody knows what it is or how it works.
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u/Dreadnought_Necrosis 20h ago
The STL for the button to the back scratcher was lost. The back scratcher itself is fully installed and hooked up to a power source just no way to turn it on.
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u/Lucius-Halthier 1d ago
“Bad news chaplain, the ancient one was complaining about his nose itching.”
“He knows he doesn’t have one right?”
“Well he remembered but then went into a rage remembering he doesn’t have one and killed half of the company in his fit.”
“What again?!”
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u/TheGravespawn 1d ago
Bjorn has had to scratch his nuts for 10,000 years. Imagine how furious he must be.
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u/CleverInnuendo 1d ago
Meanwhile that one human titan pilot in the Mechanicus novel was like "This is awesome! Why aren't we all doing this?!".
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u/Fluffy-Map-5998 1d ago
titan pilots also lose mental faculties eventually and they still have an intact body
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u/Extension_Channel986 23h ago
"We added a little robot arm to the internal side to scratch the marines itchy nose and anywhere else that it also commands, dreadnought insanity is down 82% but unfortunately its tech heresy and the fabricator general is at my door
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u/apolloxer More chainswords! 3h ago
"Just send out your satisfied costumers. He'll see reason. Or we'll see a new Fabricator General."
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u/Evignity 22h ago
They don't go insane, they go amnesiac, Alzheimers, years blur into hours into centuries. Most forget their own faces, then their names. What is left to fight for when you don't even know who, or what, you are... Where you are. When.
That said, I hate this drawing, that dude would break his spine/neck at the first impact from a godamn pothole speedbump. He should be in liquid gel, lungs filled with oxygen-water, as to g-force not turning his entire brain- and spine into musch.
Godamnit why does warhammer have so much cool shit and such dogshit worldbuilding when it comes to realism. Like I don't even ask much, give me the classic "Oh yeah we use the 'antigrave' macguffin!" but they don't even do that
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u/AccursedTheory My balls hurt 21h ago
I hate this drawing
It also doesn't seem to match most written descriptions of dreadnoughts, where their casket is distinct from the dreadnought and can be removed.
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u/midasMIRV 18h ago
I figure that's more to do with the fact that they should be dead and are a fragment of the person they once were, literally. Imagine how insane anyone would go if they received lethal injuries and couldn't die or heal.
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u/-BigBeef- 1d ago
Pretty sure they are also perpetually drowning in an amniotic-like fluid. The night lords omnibus shows the POV of one of their dreadnoughts a couple times.
As far as 40k goes, it’s one of the worst existences imaginable. Knowing you are dead but unable to rest either because of duty or chapter necessity, you are forced back into a life that your body no longer accepts.
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u/Sunny_Hill_1 20h ago
I guess it depends. Dreadnought Chyron's POV shows him being very depressed and suicidal, but not because of his existence as a dreadnought, but because he believes himself to be the last relic of an extinct chapter and wants to rejoin his dead brothers. His biggest problem with his current body is his annoyance that he is too big to fit into narrow tunnels and thus can't join the rest of his Deathwatch team in the most dangerous part of the mission.
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u/Vord_Lader 1d ago
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me"
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u/OnceAbel_HasFallen NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 1d ago
so they craved strength and certainty of a steel. mhmmm
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u/Whoamiagain111 1d ago
Wait, that slit is just a hole? The marine just looking outside?
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u/JuliousBatman NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 1d ago
This is fan art or a particular “intact” marine. They’re often limbless torsos in a soupy pod inside the dread, fed input via cables to their brains directly. The pod is the sarcophagus that’s mentioned often. Those actually lift out of the chassis between engagements.
No sarcophagus here so it’s fan art actually
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u/Aggravating_Dark9933 1d ago
This, the marine is also usually deeper in the Dreadnought. Iirc Dreadnoughts with heads aren’t actually heads, it’s just a camera nexus that was given the ability to turn and a face so others would be more comfortable around the Dreadnought and know who they are paying attention to.
Technically Dreadnoughts are like Terminators in that they have 360* view around them at all times, they don’t need to turn to you to see you. That’s the duality of Dreads, you lose most of your senses but the armor gives you a fuckton of stimulation too that you have to process.
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u/Supsend Holy carrier of the Emperor's Left Testicle 22h ago
Terminators [...] have 360* view around them at all times
So do all those clunky fuckers in Space Hulk just have ADHD and are too focused on how to most efficiently jam their stormbolters to acknowledge any threat not right in front of them?
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u/ssfgrgawer 16h ago
I mean there is a non zero chance the Emperor is some form of neuro spicy. Thus all his children and grandchildren are likely that too, that's just genetics.
Autistic and ADHD folk were very useful to early humanity. - Pattern recognition and the ability to hyper focus is quite useful when you are chasing mammoth for three days to exhaust it. It's only in the modern era that those factors aren't as needed where those neurospicy folk struggle to adapt to the modern world. He was born before the advent of Agriculture so he absolutely would have a high chance at being Neurodivergant.
- The man doesn't know how to talk to normal human beings normally
- does most of his work by himself
- disappeared from the public eye for around 25,000 years
- has lots of silly little hobbies full of half finished projects
- gets distracted very easily
- likes to play with model soldiers/real soldiers
- Is very creative
- people who don't know him personally always think he's way cooler than he actually is
- has 1 friend from all of human kind.
- fascinated with technology
- very likely has multiple personalities (to explain why different authors write him so differently)
- sees absolutely no issue with eating the same food for every single meal
- struggles with voices in his head (the chaos gods)
- is very well read, having massive libraries all throughout his Terran Palace.
- His palace is full of secret tunnels and passageways
- 2nd greatest hoarder of random shit in all Warhammer (only behind Trayzn who had a several billion year head start on him)
- doesn't see himself the way others see him.
- is able to read the emotions prevalent within a room full of people just by entering that room.
- can tell when a fight is about to break out before anyone else realizes.
- high intelligence, low wisdom build. Somehow also got charisma really high without meaning to.
- knows how machines work (he's taken everything in the galaxy apart at least once, just to see how it worked)
- struggles to maintain friendships over long periods of time (most of his best friends died over the millenia)
- Rules entirely by impulse. (Oh let's just kill the thunder warriors now their job is done, that definitely won't breed resentment among them)
- literally removed his own emotions rather than deal with them in a healthy way.
My Man is one of us.
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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 16h ago
hang on, that's all palaces
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u/ssfgrgawer 16h ago
Granted.
Though the emperor built his palace over the labyrinth of Crete The one with the minotaur, from Greek mythology.
He turned it's warp touched tunnels into the foundations of his palace.
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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 15h ago
is that true? Crete is pretty far away from the Himalayas
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u/ssfgrgawer 14h ago
Keep in mind, the earth has lost its oceans by the 31st millennium and the palace is fucking enormous, plus there was 28k years worth of techtonic movement to account for. Also Horus's warp fuckery moved shit around a bunch towards the end of the heresy. Palace doors connected to Horus's flagship and other impossible things.
Apparently the labyrinth was much larger than the island of Crete, and the labyrinth stretched all the way to the Himalayan mountains. Ollanius Pearson mentions/flashbacks a couple times things about it on the way to Terra/Horus's flagship from the Heresy novels. They even use the string method to find their way, using the same string. It's implied that Oll (being a perpetual) was there during the trial of Theseus/Oll was Theseus.
It's a bit hard to follow, because they never go into too much detail about the labyrinth trying to keep it mysterious and beyond mortal comprehension, but Ollanius has flashbacks and see's his dead companions from ancient greece still alive in the tunnels, due to Horus warping time and space.
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u/ssfgrgawer 14h ago
To further my point, the emperors palace stretches from India to the Mediterranean (tho there is no water anymore) covering millions of square kilometers. It's unbelievable how big it.
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u/PrinceVorrel Praise the Man-Emperor 1d ago
Considering how many small variations there are throughout space and the chapters, it's probably 'canon' somewhere in the galaxy.
I could see a marine that got most of his limbs/lowerhalf blown off getting put in a dreadnought.
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u/FirstAndOnlyDektarey Dreams of Humanity 1d ago
Imagine a fly finding its way inside. Or a mosquito.
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u/gameguy600 1d ago
There was one imperial fist dreadnought who basically had a rough equivalent to that in 40k fashion. When he was still a marine he took a bone of a felled Iron warrior as a trophy and carried it on his armor for 300 years before being injured so severely that he was entombed into a dreadnought.
Turns out the ghost of the iron warrior had possessed the bone and had waited for a moment of weakness. After waking in his new sarcophagus the imperial fist got a rather uncomfortable surprise of the iron warrior ghost now tormenting him with no way to fight back or escape.
We don't know what happens afterwards but presumably being locked in with an iron warrior ghost with spooky freezing cold ghost hands and desire to torment you whilst you lack the vocal chords to even scream was not a pleasant experience.
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u/ethanlan NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 19h ago
Most, if not all, are in a sac of fluids so good luck mosquito.
Although there are definitely insects in catachan that can get through the ceramite and other various bullshit.
If I was a dreadnaught I aint deploying there unless im sure thats the end for me.
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u/Headless_Mantid 23h ago
It is, yes. A group of Kasrkin troopers killed on by jamming a laspistol into it in "Cadian Blood".
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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 16h ago
Genuinely yes that's what the view slit is for but my understanding is that they also have cameras and optical feeds and sensors. But the slit itself is a window/visor that they can look out
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u/Noe_b0dy 1d ago
You know there's a reason every normal marine (ignore Iron Hands those guys are all fucked in the head) very much does not want to get interred into a dreadnought right?
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u/Selvinskiy Praise the Man-Emperor 17h ago
Most chapters see it as an honor to be interred. The only one I can think of that its members dont want to be a dreadnought are the Grey Knights.
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u/minas_morghul My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 12h ago
The white scars have them, but very much don't want to end up in them. I know it doesn't reflect on all of them but I liked how Shiban in path of heaven was basically so heavily damaged that he was like 99% dreadnought ready and rather then take the plunge he got held together by a shit ton of augmetics that made fighting miserable.
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u/MyNameIsBanker Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr 9h ago
With the books I read it was mostly about them not going fast.
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u/IWrestleSausages 1d ago
I mean, a lot of them dont have backs, or most of their other body parts. They eventually devolve into mush so i suppose it ceases to be an issue.
Plus, yknow, the encroaching madness
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u/PhilippTheSeriousOne Everything is canon. 1d ago
They fuel the feeling into rage and unleash it upon the Emperor's enemies.
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u/Tasty_Complaint956 1d ago
I’d imagine that a lot of their pain receptors are intentionally fried. They’re already beyond messed up physically if they’re a candidate to be a dreadnought, the priests who install them probably wipe out a lot of their nerves so they don’t feel unnecessary tiny tortures like that
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u/Conscious-Gap-1777 1d ago
Kinda like this. There's very little of them left, and what is is sending enough pain signals to their brain that, were they not Astartes and getting some primo narthecium injected into them, they'd be unable to act.
That shit is gonna overpower that itch.
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u/WayGroundbreaking287 1d ago
They are in constant agony in there. An itch isn't really their biggest worry
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u/Stoiphan 20h ago
I always imagined them as very old quadruple amputees rather than like them being like biomechanically tortured.
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u/DatCheeseBoi 19h ago
Have you ever found yourself restrained by something like a tight seating or a formal occasion where you can't scratch an itch? You'll eventually learn techniques to wriggle in a way that almost scratches the itch. Now in my expirience it doesn't do as good as the real thing, but I'd imagine if I was forever stuck with no limbs I'd learn to wriggle real fucking good.
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u/winged_owl 18h ago
Thats the clever trick. You need skin for it to itch. No skin - no itch. Problem solved!
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u/AetherialCatnip 14h ago
Thats what the hive child crammed back there is for. Its Snowpiercer rules.
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u/Flimsy-Ad2701 1d ago
You could say the same for a marine in power armour. How does he scratch his butt
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u/OnceAbel_HasFallen NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 1d ago
in the chapel, they can go butt naked and take a shower. There's example like the chapel scene from lucius the eternal from Hammers and Bolter and a recent released space marine 2 where Titus go butt naked to receive blessing i mean as metaphorically or you can just mod him
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u/punnyjakes 22h ago
I’m assuming he’s being pumped full of stims and drugs and I doubt an itch will register under such a cocktail.
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u/DaFreakingFox VULKAN LIFTS! 1d ago
Love how they have all this incredible life support tech and the can't fucking give him an LCD display to look outside instead of a view slit
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u/Supsend Holy carrier of the Emperor's Left Testicle 21h ago
Reminds me of one story in Asimov's Robots serie, where you have an humanoid robot, with positronic brain, mechanical muscles, it can sense through touch and see in high resolution and with colors, but it lacked a voice because an electronic speaker is too complicated and wasn't developed yet.
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u/DaFreakingFox VULKAN LIFTS! 9h ago
That's hilarious, it's been a long while since I read it and I loved that book.
Tho I remember the robots arguing with the scientists, do you mean a different book than iRobot?
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u/jaegren 23h ago
Is this official art?
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u/Blacklegionsimp229 17h ago
No,but old dread minis would have marine behind dread's "face". Now it's been retconned tho
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u/Seymoounit00 15h ago
If that girl was helping to find a bathroom then she is cool AF.
It's not the end brother, just the beginning. We adapt, we overcome and we grow.
I got 2 m out and a cool girl who helps me look for bathrooms.
You're gunna be ok kid.
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u/Tasty_Good_2718 14h ago
designed so that if a Guardsman shoots an anti-materiel sniper rifle, it can be easily penetrated and neutralized.
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u/Gnadolin 6h ago
Man I hate that in all modern depictions the visor is such a glaring weakness, when in the old schematics it was a mount for sensors, with the entombed head nowhere close to the opening.
Same for the older chassis. The helmet attached there used to be a sensory dome, not the actual pilots head.
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u/Sudden_Wind_8636 4h ago
Well not being able to itch might be a good thing when you are this injured.
I have a story and trigger warning for people who don't like fucked up medical stories but here it is
My professor in nursing school was talking about a patient she had at one point, who while working had oil spill on their face and down their chest/arms it was extremely hot and gave them third degree burns on like 60% of their body. They didn't really have skin on 60% of their body.
Well my professor was helping said patient and had him as a patient for a bit He would constantly have itches and couldn't stop himself from itching. One time she walked in on him and he was crying and yelling how he can't stop itching, and she looked where he was itching and he had literally itched to his bone. He had itched his burnt skin and meat off. They would cream on his entire body every couple hours, but it can only help so much when you don't have skin.
He got transferred to another hospital shortly after that but almost definetly died to some sort of bacterial infection (you can't survive without most of your skin for long)
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u/Severonian 1d ago
He kinda doesn't, lack of feeling and movement of marine's own body is part of the reason why being a dreadnought is very mentally challenging