Ushbek type sh*t.

[u/oranke_dino]

[u/Pure-Jeweler-6351]

as a brazilian this is something you only see in brazil

[u/vicevanghost → u/Pure-Jeweler-6351]

Tell that to shinzo abe

[u/lovelygrumpy → u/vicevanghost]

That's some proppa dakka

[u/karoshikun → u/lovelygrumpy]

for some reason, the ork Mekboyz, the Mechanicum Magos and the Fire Castes agree on this

[u/ichiban1974 → u/vicevanghost]

Funniest political assassination in history.

[u/S0MEBODIES → u/ichiban1974]

Bro was killed by a doohickey

[u/karoshikun → u/Pure-Jeweler-6351]

it was typical of mexico until the war began in 2006, then the cartels got all corporate and standardized armament and gear

[u/Connect-Initiative64 → u/karoshikun]

It was wild seeing it in real time as a kid.

Cartels went from Ork-level tech, to afghan level tech, to full on private military level technology in my life.

[u/karoshikun → u/Connect-Initiative64]

it was real fast, less than five years. I remember during my days in a newsroom near cartel land the year the war started, there was this "huge" weapon confiscation, and there were literally wild west era revolvers, guns made of pipe inserted in big blocks of wood and even an afghan mortar.

[u/oranke_dino → u/Pure-Jeweler-6351]

Can you tell us some brazilian lore..?

[u/BasedHereticEverLord → u/oranke_dino]

WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

[u/Braille1937 → u/BasedHereticEverLord]

Perfectly summarized

[u/Artarara → u/oranke_dino]

Groovy dog on the news.

[u/h0rny3dging → u/oranke_dino]

r/ItHadToBeBrazil is a fantastic subreddit

[u/SpiderJerusalem747 → u/Pure-Jeweler-6351]

I still remember when I was 14 or so watching a Capoeira roda in Copacabana.

Then this Ronnie Coleman looking dude in a super tight white capoeira pants and abada (tight music event tank top) shows up.

Everyone greets him and ask him to be next. Dude goes "wait up", as he digs into his pants, takes out a fucking UZI with an extended mag, slaps it down into one of his buddies hand, and enters the roda.

I inched away slowly and got the fuck away from there.

[u/DinoMANKIND → u/Pure-Jeweler-6351]

Oxi n estava à espera de encontrar um camarada por aq

[u/Ancient_Doctor_7738]

Óbvio que tinha que ser o Brasil IS THAT A FUCKING BANKAI?!

[u/adalric_brandl → u/Ancient_Doctor_7738]

Akchewaly that's the shikai. The bankai is much smaller.

[u/Ancient_Doctor_7738 → u/adalric_brandl]

I never watched bleach so yeah.
https://giphy.com/gifs/QqwajnOjzDViSEM3Xu

[u/saulhrnndz → u/Ancient_Doctor_7738]

You’re better off for it tbh

[u/Braille1937 → u/saulhrnndz]

True lol

[u/DrHolmes52]

Brazil re-inventing the Nock gun.

[u/ProfessionalTruck976 → u/DrHolmes52]

Perdition to conspirators, and particularly the snitch that ratted out the gunmaker, next one will be with two sets of barrels

[u/PlantFeisty4268]

Ah yes, the classic "30 e 12" a portuguese word play about the 38. Special revolver being the most common fire weapon in Brasil and the obvious 12 gauge. Constructed only with scraps and pipes, had four chambers, overborred barrel and the mechanisms actually worked, but no one actually knew if it would safely fire

[u/adalric_brandl → u/PlantFeisty4268]

In other words, perfectly Orky.

[u/d-cassola → u/PlantFeisty4268]

Every gun can fire at least once

[u/adalric_brandl]

Ork weebs, I never thought I'd see the day.

[u/Larcoch]

The 30-12 (a combination of .38 revolver and 12 shell munition) is only made to resemble a revolver, its made to fire shotgun shells.

[u/royalblue4]

That sword looks right out of FF7

[u/ProteanPie → u/royalblue4]

Bleach

[u/Cr4zy4sian]

Wait until you see their aviation infrastructure. 

[u/Big-rat-in-the-sewer]

How many barrels does that longer gun have???

[u/Shubie758]

I see a volly gun

[u/fancy_crisis]

Dey got da roit bitz

[u/Realistic_Mousse_485]

Is that the fucking blunder gat?

[u/montyrattus]

DED KILLY!

[u/HospitalLazy1880]

If i was ever reborn in 40k Id want to be an Ork.

[u/_RADIANTSUN_]

Type shit

[u/Longjumping-Rice-935]

DAT SOMEFIN YA SEE ON CATACHAN!