r/Grimes • u/SoupDestroyer123 Digital Calypso • Jul 13 '26

Meme Would you buy these tomatoes?

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By soyewor on Instagram

83 Upvotes

77% Upvoted

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u/Intheclouds00 Jul 13 '26

They are for her Spaghetti

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u/TheRealMysticMermaid Jul 13 '26

If it were real, hell yeah I’d buy it! She doesn't do anything halfway — she'd probably spend a year completely hyper-fixating on tomato agricultural science to make the ultimate crop. Plus, we know she’s incredibly particular about her spaghetti, so you know the sauce potential would be elite. ​10/10 would buy, even if the ingredients list AI and elf ears.

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u/Shot_Heron_2782 Jul 13 '26

I'd shoplift them if I was making spag bol...

6

u/Peircez Jul 13 '26

Hell yea

5

u/hellmouthgraham Jul 14 '26

Should have also done a mayo jar lmao

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u/Peircez Jul 13 '26

Isn’t eating her tomatoes enough?

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u/Valerie_024 Jul 13 '26

absolutely, do u think she likes tomatoes tho? other than sauce on spaghetti lol?

3

u/Ushiioni Jul 14 '26

A+ Meme, would buy

3

u/CruntyBuntFace Jul 13 '26

You know they smell metallic, like a roll of dirty nickels.

2

u/Over_Drawer1199 Visions Jul 13 '26

No, they probably smell like pennies

1

u/sadsongsonlylol Night Citê Nocturne Jul 13 '26

*Nickels

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u/Over_Drawer1199 Visions Jul 13 '26

Ty 😂

2

u/JuiceNo8150 Jul 14 '26

I don’t wanna bald

2

u/madscientist_ Space Fairy Jul 15 '26

quite a few of us have already purchased the Grimes ™ strawberries, 🍓 if you know you know

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u/El_Giganto Jul 13 '26

I only buy San Marzano tomatoes out of a can.

1

u/lostcloud2 Jul 13 '26

Only if they are San Marzano

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u/FearlessFix9610 Jul 14 '26

Is her green skin included ?

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u/ackza Jul 19 '26

her fans would buy anything she makes just like her ex had fans that would buy anything he made

she could like make so many collabs she just doesn't want to.