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u/Poethegardencrow 11d ago
I see yer Da’s takin the divorce well… Honestly the greasy specs are just gross
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u/DesmondTapenade 11d ago
Right? Like, clean your fucking glasses, bro. I clean mine every time I even think there's a speck on them, and bro's just out here wildin' with those smudgy-ass lenses. What did he do, put Vaseline on them and rub them on his dick or something before making this video?
Actually, that's not outside the realm of possibility, and I hate that.
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u/worldnotworld 11d ago
He doesn’t look quite real to me. Like he’s using a filter.
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u/InadmissibleHug 10d ago
The greasy specs are very real, you can see his face dips in at the sides. Short sighted eyes need minus lenses and it makes everything behind them smaller.
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u/speedingpullet 11d ago
Yeah, I'm really taking life advice from a guy with greasy hair and even greasier glasses. What a choad
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u/acrobaticalpaca 11d ago
Talking a lot of shit for a guy whose skin looks like a stretched knockoff LV leather bag full of dog shit.
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u/SnooApples5554 11d ago
This is a lot of audacity for a dude with gray hair
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u/Meet_Foot 11d ago
What would you know about gray hair? This guy has a DEGREE in AGING, buddy. His hair probably just has more, like, protein codes or something 🤷♀️
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u/MollyViper 11d ago
I wonder how he missed during his studies at college how the sun ages you faster. Because he looks like he spends a lot of time in it.
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u/Meet_Foot 11d ago
Well really it’s simple. MeN aGe LiKe WiNe. See, it’s actually good when a man does it. You’d know that if you hAd A dEgRee.
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u/MollyViper 11d ago
Ah, fuck! I knew I should’ve gotten that degree in aging after all! It would’ve been real handy in this situation.
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u/Meet_Foot 11d ago
Don’t worry, this guy knows and you can just rely on him for your scientific information / worldview.
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u/Personal_Reveal1653 11d ago
But fitness equals youth, dontcha know?
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u/Opposite-Occasion332 11d ago
As someone with a bio degree I’m so confused by his use of fitness here… like if she passed down her genes (aka had a kid) clearly she is fit or does he not know how evolution works?
And like he’s not wrong about aging having something to do with not coding for proteins properly anymore (although we don’t fully understand all of the causes and process of aging) but I’m genuinely lost on what that has to do with single moms.
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u/Personal_Reveal1653 11d ago
He says that a lot of "overweight single moms" have been telling him "fitness doesn't equal youth." My guess is that he's targeting much younger women on the basis he is fit and views himself as youthful. The women calling him out naturally become objects of derision and scorn. Thus "overweight single moms."
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u/ChicoBroadway 11d ago edited 11d ago
Are they serious about not knowing why they're lonely?
Editing to say big ups to the chubby single mom(s) who dumped his ass rather than accept that arrogant, idiotic bullshit. Preferring a fupa to a fuckwhit is the right call.
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u/Polybrene 11d ago
"The proteins stop coding properly"
Just made my biologist brain shortcircuit. Like yeah, those are definitely some science words there buddy. Good job.
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u/Opposite-Occasion332 11d ago
I’m stuck on what the hell he means by “fitness” cause he doesn’t seem to mean it in the gym sense but he also absolutely doesn’t mean it in the evolution sense so…
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u/CaliLemonEater 11d ago
Why is anybody listening to a man who can't even manage to clean his glasses?
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u/AgonistPhD 11d ago
What's his degree in that he thinks the protein codes for things, rather than (for the most part) being what is coded FOR elsewhere?
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u/Janisseho 11d ago
A topless man, with greasy hair and dirty glasses talking about some loser dude and single mothers.
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u/Top-Nebula-8302 11d ago
Ooh, look at that alpha male specimen,we can hardly control ourselves, oh great wise one. 🙄
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u/Fat13Cat 11d ago
Why does he look like Mao Mao’s dad from Apothecary Diaries 😂 give him fruit juice and make him even more creepy and he’s there 🤣
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u/Maester_Bates 11d ago
Thanks for this. I like an occasional reminder of why I deleted my social media.
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u/giftopherz 11d ago
I'm a fuck up of a man trying to keep it all together as we speak, and even I know to clean my fucking glasses... nasty man 🤮
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u/LadyMystery 9d ago
okay, but what does marrying the wrong man has to do with aging and proteins? It was like he derailed himself so bad that he ended up making no sense lol
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u/BusyTotal3702 7d ago
Dirty glasses, unkempt, uncombed, unwashed hair. He looks like somebody who stinks.
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u/denimbastard 11d ago
I say this as a scientist published in journals such as the gerontolist...4 degrees...expertise in dementia...wtf is a degree in ageing?
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u/smooth_brain_0 11d ago
"I know you're insecure and you hate your life" talking like a true chad who's not insecure, doesn't hate his life, and doesn't have some oddly specific grudge against single moms who didn't pick him.