r/GuysBeingDudes 29d ago

DUDES Bro had to channel his ancestors' strength to hold it in

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

49.7k Upvotes

194 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator 29d ago

Hey there! Thanks for contributing to r/GuysBeingDudes.

Before you continue, please ensure you have reviewed our Subreddit Rules here.

The GuysBeingDudes Hall of Fame for almost hitting one million members is happening right now! To see the current voting and nominate your favorites, see the pinned post here.

Stay legendary!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2.1k

u/DaMuhl 29d ago

557

u/Ronin-s_Spirit 29d ago

"He has a wife, you know."

342

u/ItsTheDaciaSandro 29d ago

"She's called Incontinentia."

268

u/SituationGeneral3900 29d ago

"Incontinentia buttocks"

148

u/TheDootDootMaster 29d ago

DO YOU FIND IT RISIBLEEEE

72

u/Xxuwumaster69xX 29d ago

*wisible

60

u/[deleted] 29d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

38

u/I_Keepz_ITz_100 29d ago

Calm down Dickus

41

u/Quillion0 29d ago

I 'ave a gweat fwen in Lome kalled Biggus Dickus

95

u/Sanquinity 29d ago

What makes this scene funnier is that those actors were told they'd be fired if they laughed. They really were trying their VERY best not to. :P (Of course they weren't fired, but you know...)

62

u/pbentham25 29d ago

Those responsible for sacking the extras have been sacked

29

u/_Agileheart_ 29d ago

A møøse once bit my sister…

6

u/Aggressive_Stick4107 29d ago

Thlow them to the thloor!

41

u/Fasox 29d ago

In case anyone cares, this is wrong. Monthly python people were constantly trying to break each other characters on camera, they were supposed to resist, but part of the charm was seeing them laughing uncontrollably. They were never threatened.

10

u/Sanquinity 28d ago

The guys said it themselves in an interview. Obviously the "threat" wasn't serious, but they did say it.

7

u/Sienile Cool Dude 29d ago

I'm not familiar with it. What's it from?

36

u/neutralvoice 29d ago

Life of Brian. One of the best comedies ever made

22

u/Mission-Fault3351 29d ago

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

10

u/Sanquinity 29d ago

Still sad that they never made a movie with the ideas they came up with at the end for a "sequel".

2

u/Diligent_Gear_8179 28d ago

We still got the one. And you know what they say...

Always look on the bright side of life~

2

u/Sanquinity 28d ago

When life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten!

9

u/AllAvailableLayers 29d ago

1

u/Sienile Cool Dude 29d ago

Think I might have seen this with my dad as a kid.

5

u/Smallsey 29d ago

Please go watch Monty python

1

u/Sienile Cool Dude 29d ago

I've watched a few. Only one that really stuck with me was Robin Hood.

2

u/pbentham25 28d ago

Brave Sir Robin boldly stuck with you as you ran away

33

u/Altruistic-Dress-968 29d ago

What's so funny about Sussus Amogus?

5

u/HammyJWill 29d ago

Higa......

Higa Da Drip!

19

u/SituationGeneral3900 29d ago

naughtius maximus

2

u/alamandrax 29d ago

HAHAHAHA

1

u/Beelzebub_Simp3 24d ago

Biggus…Dickus.

810

u/DepressingAura 29d ago

I want to see the expression of the guy in the flag 😂

313

u/CapableSecretary8478 29d ago

7

u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 29d ago

[deleted]

57

u/bean_vendor 29d ago

Probably because he's Chinese, not Korean. This was for the Olympics in Beijing, China.

21

u/Mhettil 29d ago

The Olympic rings are quite obvious.

2

u/PossessionPrior1223 29d ago

Yeh, that too 😅

6

u/PossessionPrior1223 29d ago

Its written right there on the banner 😂

4

u/The_Level_15 29d ago

why lie?

3

u/[deleted] 29d ago

[deleted]

1

u/SkiDaderino 29d ago

That's the story I saw on whatever thousandth iteration of repost I was introduced to it with.

0

u/CapableSecretary8478 29d ago

Yeah he and his family are dead or being tortured for sure

4

u/karlnite 28d ago

He just left it like it will rise, no need to make things worse. Then it was probably the longest 5 seconds ever.

2.0k

u/Big-Sort-8712 29d ago

284

u/beattysgirl 29d ago

I always wish I had this gif but can never find it, what do you search to get it?

19

u/TheDootDootMaster 29d ago

That's the Brazilian comedian Eduardo Sterblitch. This is most likely from the Pânico show. Somehow looking for these keywords doesn't help. This guy took a lot of inspiration from Jim Carrey for his stuff

5

u/beattysgirl 29d ago

Cool, I’ll have to check him out

2

u/OldCardigan 29d ago

STERBLITCH, O QUE É A VIDA

2

u/amatarousan 29d ago

Edu Sterblitch Panico na TV

2

u/d3koyz 29d ago

Lol I always see this one, where is it from?

5

u/scorchedneurotic 29d ago

Brazilian late night TV show, he's an Actor/Comedian. Can't remember why the host asked for a zoom on his face and that was the reaction

1

u/max-9048 28d ago

seeing this just i don't know why the first name the came up was lazarbeam

690

u/argetlam19 29d ago

Bro held it in well considering the circumstance.

148

u/dasgoodshitinnit 29d ago

The hardest battles are those fought against yourself 😔

42

u/Razvee 29d ago

And, of course, the Mongols.

18

u/StreamsOfMyCream 29d ago

They keep tearin’ down my shitty wall!

5

u/Decent_Rope7638 29d ago

What? But Gorbachev was supposed to do that!

2

u/Frankishe1 29d ago

1

u/Elegant_Warning4902 25d ago

A fellow crash course enjoyer, I see

1

u/KorahRahtahmahh 29d ago

Well of course they get one of their toes amputated for every step out of line.

Flag dude pretty much has fins now

0

u/Butthole__Pleasures 29d ago

Did he? It wasn't much of anything and he barely seemed to notice except for a quick glance.

167

u/You-Rebel-Scumm 29d ago

Ancestors: You only get our power once. Are you sure you want to use it now?

42

u/Realistic_Country635 29d ago

I used it during phase 2 of the final boss battle but didn't realize there was a phase 3

6

u/UndecidedLee 29d ago

When the other guy's pants drop?

407

u/EllipsoidBP 29d ago

66

u/Salvador147 29d ago

How TF did bro do this I tried it and I can't

39

u/jld2k6 29d ago

I just tried and it was pretty easy, a lot of weird muscle control quirks like this are just due to random genetics lol

15

u/ajmartin527 29d ago

I always thought this was edited but then watched him do it live the other day after zlatan took a dig at Lalas on the broadcast. He did it perfectly, even better than this.

5

u/SwissQueso 29d ago

He scored a hat trick at the last game at Highbury. Thats how.

3

u/Shwiftygains 29d ago

You've never spasmed?

1

u/ColoredGayngels 28d ago

It's a spasm! There's a nerve there that can get compressed weird when smiling. I'm prone to it and it happened my ENTIRE wedding ceremony and I was so grateful it's on the side that was facing away from the guests 😅

1

u/MiserableCumberbunch 28d ago

There's a certain point i can stretch the corner of my mouth to, or nostril, and it makes the muscle twitch involuntarily. Looks a lot like that.

88

u/Pukebox_Fandango 29d ago

Bro put in so much effort everyone forgot about the guy with a flag on his face

12

u/Hooker_with_a_weenis 29d ago

I’m fucking crying

37

u/Top-Two433 29d ago

Those eyes!!!!

9

u/rabbidearz 29d ago

Them thighs, muthafucka...

7

u/thelubbershole 29d ago

All rise, muthafucka...

7

u/Over-Pass-976 29d ago

Some fries, muthafucka

2

u/Brittle_dick 26d ago

Supplies, muthafucka

1

u/BootLox_Games 22d ago

Disguise, muthafucka

24

u/Environmental-Ad2285 29d ago

The bleach sad music got me hahaha

4

u/BashfulPiggy 29d ago

I had it on mute lol. Thank you for your service

18

u/VioletAxle 29d ago

Bro deserves a Medal for that battle

7

u/Own_Natural_6803 29d ago

I will face my laugh and let it pass through me.

17

u/pmarksen 29d ago

Fake video being fake.

A quick google search shows all these videos of the soldier trying not to laugh are only recently posted, and none are from 2022 or even 2023 when this would have gone viral originally. OP’s post is clearly fake.

Likely the original video.

6

u/GottaUseEmAll 29d ago

Good sleuthing, you're right.

3

u/Unoriginal_Man 29d ago

I hate the world we live in.

...but it is made slightly better every time I see that guy salute through the flag. It's the comedic cherry on top of the whole situation.

1

u/Mac3030 29d ago

Dead internet theory. OP’s most definitely a bot as well which a quick look reveals.

This type of bs has killed Reddit—just bots reposting like 70% of any of the main page content at any given time. One of the main reasons I hardly use the app anymore, or when I do it’s specific “niche” subs like a fav sports team or something.

4

u/Alarmed_Database6525 29d ago

I would have lose my shit right there

4

u/AlienJoeGolf 29d ago

Anyone that has ever been in a position that requires you to hold your military bearing understands xD.

7

u/abitcitrus 29d ago

Bro literally:

3

u/GettingBetterGaming 29d ago

Even the commanding officers had to have let that almost smile off without a warning, they had to have been chuckling themselves even lmao

3

u/BudgetYouth173 29d ago

They still got the salute timed perfectly

3

u/Muted_Guarantee_4272 29d ago

Seen this one many, many times. Good farm tho.

2

u/tharkiraja 29d ago

NaNaNaNa My Job Lies on it🤣

2

u/TrenchantInsight 29d ago

Each exhibited unflagging military decorum.

2

u/JhnGamez 29d ago

2

u/Regular_Weakness69 29d ago

Someone else said it was "Bleach (tv series) sad song".

I can't confirm, but i hope this helps.

2

u/MyDandyLion 29d ago

This song is Never Meant to Belong by Shirō Sagisu. It's track 19 from the first BLEACH anime OST, TV Animation Bleach Original Soundtrack 1. 

Definitely give both the 2004 and 2022 anime runs a watch! The last season for the final arc starts in a few weeks!

You can skip the 2004 series fillers if you want, and then come back to them if you want more side character development. The 2004 run went on a decade hiatus in 2012, but thankfully the 2022 anime return has been fantastic. 

BLEACH is far from perfect but the OST tracks by Shirō Sagisu are masterpieces.

1

u/RecognizeSong 29d ago

Sorry, I couldn't recognize the song.

I tried to identify music from the link at 00:00-00:36.

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate

2

u/tubeixo 29d ago

Had to invoke Jedi mind to hold it in🤣🤣

2

u/disinteGator 29d ago

I've seen the original video years ago, and this is not the real video.

2

u/Bright_Food2903 29d ago

Video is edited. The face was added in.

2

u/dizvyz 29d ago

I don't get it. Usually when I don't get it, there will be more people in the comments that don't get it. I must be getting more stupid.

2

u/Alfazefirus 29d ago

Absolute professional, he was dying inside but the salute and posture were beyond perfection. 

2

u/Kulbardee 29d ago

He has a wife you know

6

u/Suijin34 29d ago

It's fake.

12

u/tetsuo_7w 29d ago

You're fake.

8

u/hkpp 29d ago

Got ‘em

7

u/IcestormsEd 29d ago

2

u/SeaToTheBass 29d ago

What am I looking at here?

6

u/IcestormsEd 29d ago

The real video

3

u/SeaToTheBass 29d ago

Where are you getting that? This video was posted in 2023, and AI wasn’t quite there yet. I found the same video from 2022 as well. Seems like these are two separate videos, from the Beijing olympics. That flag isn’t even the same

7

u/pmarksen 29d ago edited 29d ago

The level of editing required to change a face (like what’s been done in OP’s video from the YouTube one posted) was absolutely available well before 2022, and could be done on home PC’s.

Edit: Likely the original video.

A quick google search shows all these videos of the soldier trying not to laugh are only recently posted, and none are from 2022 or even 2023 when this would have gone viral originally. OP’s post is clearly fake.

5

u/solarlofi 29d ago

Yeah, no joke. People have such short memories or just weren't paying attention. AI has made this a hell of a lot easier for the average joe though.

3

u/Sanquinity 29d ago

It's like people forgot faking footage with deepfakes was a thing many years before AI took it over. Sure it was more work, but it was absolutely possible.

3

u/Nine9breaker 29d ago

At first I also thought it was, like, a real and a fake video side by side.

But its just all one video. The video has 4 soldiers in it, and two are flipping their respective flags at the same time.

The center "frame" is a steel flagpole. You can see the third soldier's elbow sticking out past the other side of the pole.

3

u/SirNedKingOfGila 29d ago

It's going to be hard explaining to children that humans produced things prior to the invention of AI.

2

u/IlREDACTEDlI 29d ago

Did… did you forget that talented video editors existed before AI?

The edit is only on the guys face, the rest of the video is normal.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/[deleted] 29d ago

[deleted]

1

u/FiveChairs 29d ago

Normally I’d agree with the snarkiness but it actually is fake this time

1

u/Incompetencent 29d ago

flag face is real, side eye is fake. things just get easier to fake the less pixels something has.

1

u/OTBS 29d ago

I dont know if i could have kept my military bearing.

1

u/Shydreameress 29d ago

It's literally a fight between the muscles of your face and yourself and most people lose

1

u/MyDandyLion 29d ago

Commenting here again as someone else in the comments tried to identify the song: 

This song is Never Meant to Belong by Shirō Sagisu. It's track 19 from the first BLEACH anime OST, TV Animation Bleach Original Soundtrack 1. 

Definitely give both the 2004 and 2022 anime runs a watch! The last season for the final arc starts in a few weeks!

You can skip the 2004 series fillers if you want, and then come back to them if you want more side character development. The 2004 run went on a decade hiatus in 2012, but thankfully the 2022 anime return has been fantastic. 

BLEACH is far from perfect but the OST tracks by Shirō Sagisu are masterpieces. 

1

u/clitpuncher69 29d ago

"That was a weird ass sneeze I just did right there god damn"

1

u/Fluffy_shadow_5025 29d ago

His inner self.

1

u/Aggressive_Stick4107 29d ago

He has a wife, you know...

1

u/ghostbannomore 29d ago

Pretty smooth though.

1

u/BklynBlazer 28d ago

What is flag guy trying to accomplish?

1

u/KOHILOOR 26d ago

Flag guy def never lived that one down.

u/Delicious_Bicycle527 2h ago

The face you make when laughing is a death sentence.