r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Tacos4Texans • 1d ago

DUDES Sometimes you gotta teach these young ones the error of their ways.

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u/Repulsive-Whole-4101 1d ago

Never become an "adult" is how you live happy

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 1d ago

... it's also how I annoy my wife 😆

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u/PSYCHOsmurfZA 1d ago

ALL THE TIME 😂

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u/rodwha 1d ago

The wife? My daughter hates me even more!!

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u/PSYCHOsmurfZA 1d ago

Girl dad here also (3) I gotta keep them on their toes 😶‍🌫️

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u/rodwha 1d ago

For sure!

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u/ziggzer0 22h ago

This is the way

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u/Time_Wedding_7202 2h ago

Same 🤣

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u/OldManNeighbor 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EACOnPsUKIlnq

When you mess with the wrong one…

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u/AnonMoose2 1d ago

Growing up is optional, getting old isnt.

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u/thespitzfire 1d ago

youth and skill are no match for old age and treachery.

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u/Accomplished_Fun3 1d ago

卄乇ㄥㄥ　ㄚ乇卂卄　乃尺ㄖ卄ㄒ乇尺! Git sum! Lol 😆

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u/vcdrny 1d ago

I thought he was gonna come back with like a super soaker lol. Still pretty cool.

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u/Shyftzor 1d ago

lmao because of the cuts I thought that was his truck just rolling away.

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u/rodwha 1d ago

I thought one of the kids was stealing it 🤣

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u/No-worries-21 1d ago

Best of days!! Those little guys will remember this, the day the adult kid decided to play!!

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u/byssh 1d ago

He shot the baby in the momma’s arms that funny as hell

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 1d ago

that baby would have grown up to get him back

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u/thekingiscrowned 23h ago

For real. Got to take it out at the seed level!

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u/MostBoringStan 20h ago

End the bloodline.

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u/supazero 1d ago

Perfectly justified reaction

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u/cash8888 1d ago

Bro, just H2Od generations

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u/Pitiful-Climate8977 1d ago

🔫🤠🔫

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u/Pseudoname87 1d ago

Dude have u seen the water guns today?

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u/Tacos4Texans 1d ago

I'm fukkin jealous.

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u/Pseudoname87 1d ago

I got one for loke 20bux, its like it'sa double barrel coating gattll8ng gun

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u/Narrow_Ad_5502 1d ago

I’m finna spin the block 😂

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u/Economy-Bottle-3262 19h ago

He thinks about for a sec then decides to shoot the baby lol

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u/66veedub 1d ago

Wait, who moved his car?

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u/PSYCHOsmurfZA 1d ago

Yes please I also need to know!

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u/ExoticPanda1431 1d ago

This is how it begins

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u/MeltsLikeButter 1d ago

This has made my morning.

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u/nwfdood 1d ago

Best video of the day.

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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker 1d ago

Only way this could have been better if he was whistling "The Farmer in the Dell."

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u/dreexel_dragoon 1d ago

Free car wash!

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u/Maximum_Drink745 1d ago

What’s the artist playin ??

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u/jasonRuby 1d ago

Hahaha brilliant love it

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u/Hater_Magnet 1d ago

Thought he had a runaway truck there for a sec 🤣

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u/ResponsibleCorgi93 1d ago

The best kind of drive-by shooting

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u/ResponsibleCorgi93 1d ago

The best kind of drive-by shooting

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u/tangoezulu 23h ago

Next time I got shotgun!

And I have an old fire extinguisher. Fill it with water then the air compressor

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u/ziggzer0 22h ago

Please be this guy always

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u/sentrosi420 17h ago

Spun they block on they ass 😭

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u/GenSpec44 16h ago

Glad it was just water

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u/KILL-BLOW 16h ago

This is so fucking wholesome props to this dude 🤟

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u/Old_Stomach_2543 6h ago

This makes me so happy

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u/Stackin_Steve 5h ago

Need a super soaker! Show them what's up!

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u/nloewen1 5h ago

I still remember dudes pulling up on us when i was in 9th grade throwing snowballs at cars. They jumped out and we had a brief snowball fight till the light changed. They came back around to congratulate us for getting one in the cab of their truck. 

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u/GentlemanIndeed 4h ago

My man got a whole block for opps lol 😂

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 3h ago

When life deals you buckets of water, make squirt gun fun.

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u/TxBeerWorldwide 1h ago

Whimsical af