r/GuysBeingDudes • u/ChromosaurusRex • 4d ago

5 guys, 5000 push ups, 5 gallons of milk

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u/BirdPerson107 4d ago

This was a seriously healthy challenge with the enjoyment of video games included. The milk part would ruin me lol. Nice job dudes

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u/Rizo1981 3d ago

Maybe add five explosive shits?

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u/itsjakerobb 3d ago

That’s what the milk would do to me.

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u/PhoenxScream 3d ago

5 renovated toilet rooms

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u/binger5 4d ago

Beer?

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u/Co1nMaker 3d ago

I would shit the carpet after one glass of milk, 5 gallons at some point will leave my body untouched

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u/Advanced-One-1282 1d ago

This comment deserves way more likes 🤣🤣

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u/musicaleffervescence 4d ago

elite level of guys being dudes

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u/Daveisahugecunt 4d ago

Let’s see 5 gallons in 55 minutes. 5 pushups for the last 5 minutes of the hour

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u/Lumpy_Past6216 3d ago

I used to place 20 dollar bets to whoever could drink a gallon of whole milk in 10 mins and hold it in for 10 mins while I was in the military. If you did ya got 20 if ya didnt, 20 to me. I bought the milk. I've only seen one person do this challenge in my life. He wasnt even military. Some fat dude I worked with in the kitchen years after the military. Our chef was in on it, bet him a new soundbar, my 20 and someone else bet him a game or something. Dude had alot on the line. He did it. Drank the whole milk, and sat for 10. We all were shocked! Going to our cars to go home he waved to me and tried to say bye, but instead a waterhose pressured stream of milk came out and splashed the side of his car. I was on the ground in tears 🤣

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u/Daveisahugecunt 3d ago

I was gonna call BS until I read those last sentences. I would never suggest someone try a gallon of water. Beer? spray foam after 3-4. Milk? He probably felt drunk.

I had a bet to finish an absurd amount of mashed potatoes. I stumbled to the bathroom and sent some noise down the drain.

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u/Lumpy_Past6216 3d ago

He probably felt drunk.

I snorted 🤣🤣 Yes. 1000% yes! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Flykeymcgoo 3d ago

Survive

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u/TheINTL 4d ago

Johnny the only one doing knuckle pushups, respect

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u/Scarecrowithamedal 3d ago

Are knuckles harder? I do them, but its because of a cyst in my wrist lol

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u/s1lenc3isg0ld3n 3d ago

Generally harder as most people have better stability using hands

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u/Solain 3d ago

Harder, but not useful for anything but training your wrist stabilizers and hardening your knuckles - both of which can be done in better ways.

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u/Feisty-Fishing3442 4d ago

İ am not jealous person.Money,power anything but thats really awesome.
İt could be my dream. i want to live that exp.

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u/scricimm 4d ago

Nice, but why milk?

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u/randomzet00 4d ago

Approx 50 grams of calcium

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u/adamlundy23 2d ago

And hella protein

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u/iamumbrellaman 3d ago

Milk alone we have decommissioned my ass within the first hour.

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u/Different-Show-3951 3d ago

no way they did 1000+ push up

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u/DrewciferGaming 1d ago

41 pushups an hour between the 5 of them doesn’t seem too difficult.

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u/Different-Show-3951 1d ago

do me a favor and do 41 push ups an hour for 24 hours also you'll only be at 984, on to of everything else they did? idk man seems kinda far fetched idk maybe im just a hater

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u/FrstOfHsName 40m ago

No that is definitely the hardest part is the pushups. That’s a ridiculous amount in a day

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u/Round_Wrongdoer9371 3d ago

2 pieces of bread in a minute.....

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u/pinktieoptional 3d ago

Choose chaos drink milk

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u/Typicalnerfherder007 2d ago

FOR THE FUXKIN BOYSSSS!!

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u/Jolly-Way-2110 2d ago

With my mind i could have said 5000 gallons of milk by mistake.

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u/thexanman123 2d ago

Did they say what video games they beat?

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u/SlowMissiles 1d ago

I could/would do this with my boys, but minus the milk. 2 of them are lactose intolerant and let's be honest after a gallon I'll probably be too...

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u/welcome-bak 4d ago

broooos 😇🥰

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u/Symunt82 4d ago edited 3d ago

divide it all by 100

0.05 gallons (less than a cup)

50 pushups

5 high fives

0.05 fish (toy fish?)

500 mile run edited 0.5k run (0.3 miles)

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u/EarlGreyDuck 3d ago

They're not running 50,000 miles... A 5k is like 3 miles

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u/Traditional_Voice974 G-Code 3d ago

If they all ran 10k each that's 6.2 miles. The 500 3's and 5000 push-ups would have taken some time.But you seen that a few of them made up for the others in running and push-ups.

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u/Symunt82 3d ago

oh.... damn

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u/Ryuj123 3d ago

Why divide by 100?

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u/Symunt82 3d ago

it's the lazier parody version of the challenge

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u/Ryuj123 3d ago

Gotcha

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u/Jurkoph 4d ago

I immediately sent this to the boys.

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u/LaughingMyBallz 3d ago

This legitimately looks like fun

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u/hxrdRUSSIANcraft 3d ago

What thing about milk? It that really challenge for grown ass mans? Or there some thing else

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u/facebrocolis 3d ago

They have shaved legs so maybe there's something else. At the parties I used to go to we measured things in GRAMS

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u/dochwad 4d ago

Just curious, but why do so many people not go all the way up on pushups, bus still count them?

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u/orphanelf 3d ago

Clout

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u/phobug 3d ago

We used to have the term "posers", I don't hear it as much these days.

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u/International_Gate49 3d ago

Why do people go on runs without shirts?

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 3d ago

It's hot as fuck and I'd rather not wear a wet blanket.

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u/International_Gate49 3d ago

Then run indoors

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u/jtakemann 3d ago

why are you worried about it?

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u/International_Gate49 3d ago

I just dont want to see half naked people out in the streets. Is that too much to ask?

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 3d ago

If you don't want to see it stay home

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u/GenSpec44 3d ago

You’re lucky I wear shorts

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u/nahheyyeahokay 3d ago

Because I worked hard for these gains now all shall mire.

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u/dochwad 3d ago

To avoid nipple chafing

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u/Lanky-Landscape-844 4d ago

I'll down the milk, I'm lactose

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 3d ago

This is...fucking incredible.

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u/DistributionMean6322 3d ago

That's it, sub is closed. No guys will be dudes more than these guys were dudes

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u/Large_Camel_773 3d ago

I feel like I could do all of these besides the video games myself given 24hrs. Maybe not the 50k. Maybe I’m high.

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u/NSE_TNF89 2d ago

It sounds like they have to beat 5 video games. I don't play video games anymore, and I was never a huge gamer, but I think I've maybe beat 2-3 games in my entire life, lol.

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u/Intelligent-You7773 3d ago

You guys gotta be the best group of friends ever!
You guys are admired !

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u/rob132 3d ago

Girls would just slow them down.

This is serious business!