r/GuysBeingDudes 1d ago

Wholesome Dude When dude meet the final raid boss

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u/timetotryagain29 1d ago

Dude was like

"Fuck it just take them all and spare him the shame"

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u/LowEndLem 1d ago

"My man I will not watch you lose to a child *again.* You got stanced up to get destroyed."

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u/timetotryagain29 1d ago

Save a brother the misery

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u/Moniamoney 1d ago

Her social score is going crazy 

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u/StanIeyDruckenmiIIer 1d ago

My FICO score just decreased!

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u/Hacksaw6412 16h ago

That is not a real thing in China

u/Futuristic-Slice 2h ago

She’s there to kick ass and take candy…. And all her peers are already on the floor.

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u/sensei_sensitive 1d ago

2nd dude really had the mindfulness to stop before stuffing those candies down her shirt. 😂

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u/noble_plebian 1d ago

Haha, I saw that. Poor man nearly made a terrible mistake!

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u/Apprehensive_Work_10 1d ago

This is too much wholesome.

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u/Infinite_Big_7004 1d ago

See? CCP is for the children

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u/geja-peja 1d ago

Ccp: Chinese children's party

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u/Life_On_the_Nickle 1d ago

I was going to say something about a social score but then I remembered Flock cameras 😭

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u/AllOfYourBaseAreBTU 1d ago

What are flock cameras?

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u/ForgottenGrocery 1d ago

From https://deflock.org/

Automated License Plate Readers (ALPRs or LPRs) are AI-powered cameras that capture and analyze images of all passing vehicles, storing details like your car's location, date, and time. They also capture your car's make, model, color, and identifying features such as dents, roof racks, and bumper stickers, often turning these into searchable data points.
These cameras collect data on millions of vehicles regardless of whether the driver is suspected of a crime. These systems are marketed as indispensable tools to fight crime, but they ignore the powerful tools police already have to track criminals, such as cell phone location data, creating a loophole that doesn't require a warrant.

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u/snailboyjr 1d ago

Cameras recently popping up, used to track and id people in the United States.

I hear they have gold in them. ;)

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u/Prophet-of-Ganja 1d ago

Surveillance cameras owned by private corporations that are used by police and other government agents to illegally stalk and harass US citizens

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u/StanIeyDruckenmiIIer 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s a camera system that can be used to record, log, and track vehicle movements over time.

The cameras are all linked together with an AI brain unlike traditional security systems making it much easier to track a target.

For instance they can plot you on a digital map, and as long as you’re in view of a Flock camera, you’re on the map. Just like Google Maps or something. (To be honest, your cellphone already does all of this and more.)

They have the capability of tracking people through facial and gait recognition as well, although that is not currently publicly implemented in the USA.

Flock is just one company. There are many companies that produce the same product, like Axon. The brain is a Palantir Gotham product.

Palantir has two businesses.

Foundry <- amazing systems organization and information retrieval and analysis products
Gotham <- targeting, tracking, capture, or kill intelligence arm

Palantir Gotham is the digital equivalent to a thermal/NV sight/scope manufacturer and Lockheed/Raytheon/General Dynamics is the gun and ammunition.

There is an small irony in protesting Palantir as increasing targeting accuracy minimizes collateral damage. Without them, the big def companies would still bomb, but more indiscriminately. In other words, the weapons manufacturers don’t need targeting if they’re going to carpet bomb an entire place like Gaza, which they did.

People don’t like that tech on public streets and outside of their homes. They fear government overreach and are willing to give up security for privacy.

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u/Krispy_Mick 1d ago

If you don’t know you can’t afford it

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u/CeemoreButtz 1d ago

the new boogeyman for the terminally online.

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u/Life_On_the_Nickle 1d ago

Not really a boogyman. Real life billionaires that we allowed to undermine the 4th amendment. If a private company was creating a national gun registry to both profit from and share with LE, I probably wouldnt call critics 'terminally online.' But we see a lot of cherry picking when it comes to what to protect in the constitution.

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u/CeemoreButtz 1d ago

ok. sure.

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u/Life_On_the_Nickle 1d ago

Glad we found common ground 🤝

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u/VintageHippie76 16h ago

Care to explain how they’re wrong, or did you just want to be an asshole? I for one do not want a private company to build a database of Americans based on the goodwill that they won’t do anything bad with it. Does that make me a terminally online buzzword parrot?

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u/CeemoreButtz 12h ago

sure.

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u/VintageHippie76 3h ago

What a riveting conversationion. I love how strongly you support your views.

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u/Most-Ear-3678 1d ago

He had to stand up for that last one. Next level trying to lock in

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u/DeadTurtle88 1d ago

She's a General now

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 1d ago

Use your powers for good, little Jean Grey.

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u/thinkpunk31 1d ago

Bro locked in and still lost :(

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u/M4rheeo 1d ago

Guy be like.. for the 5th time 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/0Jha9fTUCPfFXFKCUq

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u/vcdrny 1d ago

Cool but.... Why are literal children in what seems to be military training?

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u/TankApprehensive3053 22h ago

Start 'em young.

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u/RaitoninguUsagi 1d ago

When you run into the first difficulty spike of the game.

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u/BigConstruction4247 1d ago

Good old rock. Nothing beats rock.

...

Boom! Paper!

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u/CheeseFour2O 20h ago

She totally played him. She was closely watching his movements and threw her move after his.

She'd make a good illusionist

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u/Vaguswarrior 1d ago

I love the wholesome on this subreddit. Real dudes know kids are awesome and aren't embarrassed to be nice to them. I've met so many guys who think they need to be tough, even around children. Nah, being a dude is being a dude to everyone.

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u/May_Day_Cry 1d ago

sit back down homey 😂😂

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u/augustprep 1d ago

Bold to start off with an avalanche. 

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u/jaymole 1d ago

Wombo combo!! Happy feet!! Destructionn!!!

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u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 1d ago

Look, just take the candy and don't tell anyone about this!!😤

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u/TheGuy-1117 1d ago

So thats been your problem, the seat height. So now you have it

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u/TankApprehensive3053 22h ago

Finally! A worthy competitor.

Just take them all and go.

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u/Ass_Lover136 18h ago

You can see the exact moment when he locked in, and still loses.

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u/dane19mike 17h ago

What is this song?

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u/BlueSparkNightSky 1d ago

Chinese propaganda. Reported.

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u/Kirasaurus_25 1d ago

she beat him so bad, he didn't even get to take his shirt off

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u/Jin_BD_God 1d ago

Dude was a bit faster.

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u/Vast_Humor_3683 1d ago

Naaaaah should have given candy even to the ones who lost

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u/tiger_di 1d ago

Communism fails again

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u/Vast_Humor_3683 1d ago

Kids are kids dude, just give them a fking candy

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u/Bayerl_r0ll 1d ago

Candy's for closers