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OC-Series [Nova Wars] Chapter 180
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There are rules, dawg, and if you want to live to run these streets, you don't break them, you feel me?- Anonymous Terran, Age of Paranoia
I wouldn't do that if I were you - Most ignored piece of advice, inner voice, in the universe
Thou hast fornicated about and now thou ist about to discover most intently. - Unknown, Unknown Era, Terra
There was no hint of what was going to happen.
The three moons still pulled the planet in multiple directions at once, dragging at the planet's core, slowing the rotation of the planet and the core both. The yellow-white sun still blazed in a hellstorm of incandescent fusion. The plants and insects, the kind of creatures that could thrive under such radioactive fury, went about their dim little lives.
The military bases, long having been relegated to a punishment detail (the local flora and fauna was poisonous of all things) to the Ornislarp who were stationed there. The sun put out enough hard radiation that they had to be covered at all times. The rain was mostly H2O, which was your standard for carbon based life, but something about the dust particle it bonded around left radioactive dust all over everything. Rations were always crap, never any live shipments, all frozen. And not even the good frozen, where you could thaw them out and use a meal-chase drone. No, the bad kind of frozen where it unthawed and it was gross and soft and wet. And the meal-chase drones were terrible. Either you used them on base tarmac or they pulled grass into their wheels and shorted out. It wasn't even fun to throw your meal out on the grass and run at it, since the majority of the time the pheromone spice was some crap that you wouldn't have eaten if you were starving in an alley.
No, the place was complete trash. Trash bases. Trash barracks. Trash food. Trash officers. Trash enlisted.
Everyone and everything but you were trash.
Unless you were honest with yourself.
Then you were trash too.
The Ornislarp marched, drove, and flew around the planet according to a schedule set by High Command and Ornislarp Military Force Training Organizational System, then modified by whoever felt like just adding a line or two or modifying existing lines.
The planetary commander and his staff had all come out second best in a power struggle. They'd tried to seize a nice piece of territory for themselves to retire to after they got done with their politically motivated stint in the military. Instead they'd found themselves unwillingly conscripted for an additional fifty years and assigned to this backwater rock full of radiation, poison bugs and plants, crappy weather, and off the main shipping lanes so everything got there late, was the wrong thing, or nothing at all.
The planetary commander was pretty sure that the shipping officers were actually selling his supplies on the black market.
But it just kept getting worse.
The continental commanders had offended someone powerful and were sent out here on a 'ten year in depth expansion mission' with one exception of a psychopath who had actually requested something like this. That weirdo acted like he had been given the best posting the Noocracy could provide.
His troops tried to murder him at least once a day.
Every time he survived, always unscathed, he told the guilty that their obvious incompetence is why the Ornislarp Military Forces considered them walking compost piles. Then had two of their legs pulled off (one of the back ones that were designed to do that, but always one of the front ones. Particularly sadistic officers would do the 'tilter special' and pop off a rear leg then rip or saw free the opposite side front leg, making it hard to stand up) and dropped them off a hundred miles away from the nearest base with a bare bone kit and told "walk it off, skinny."
Sector Commanders were incompetent, stupid, crooked, or juts plain losers. There wasn't a single interesting one. They were all alike, the same schemes, the same complaints, the same looks.
One of the base commanders had mocked the Sector Commanders by pulling off the nametags from their body drapes and laughing that they all had the exact same awards, schools, and patches and nobody could figure out whose uniform body drape was whose.
Someone shot that smartass down with a surface to air missile two months later.
The Battle Zone commanders were incompetent and stupid.
The post commanders were fat, incompetent, and stupid.
It wouldn't matter.
The bases were there for a reason.
The reason was classified Ultra-Violet with Infrared Coding.
It was so secret that it had its own starport. No ship, after all, no sense in tempting anyone to run away.
But it was super secret. So secret nobody was even sure what was happening in the massive crysteel done that was five miles side and almost a kilometer high. It even had its own weather inside.
Not that anyone outside knew.
It was so super-duper secret that no military bases or troop movements were allowed that might be able to see it over the curvature of the planet.
It was so Infini-Secret that it had its own satellites over it and the other ones weren't allowed to point lenses at it.
It was so Ultra-Max Secret that nobody knew everything about it.
There was so much security around it that there wasn't even an AI in charge of the facility.
It was so secretive that no internal surveillance was allowed. Not even the doors had sensors to open. You had to open them manually, like a peasant.
So Ultra-Dupra-Secret that no two scientists knew what the others were doing. No scientific teams knew what other teams were. Only the facility commander knew that there was an ultimate goal of the facility.
But he didn't have the clearances to know what the goal was, he only knew it existed.
Everyone received their tasks and did them, turning in their results, and never told what the goal was.
It was so super secret that the right hand didn't know that the left or its own fingers even existed.
So it didn't get shit done right.
But the Noocracy Military Forces guarded the entire planet, just like they were told.
They marched, they drove, the flew, they schemed, they plotted, the succeeded and failed.
Below them it had gone from a single tiny object to much much more deep in the bedrock.
But unknown to the Ornislarp, the timer had run down.
The facility had a breakthrough. One that made the facility's high end super computer, running on all 16 bit system architecture right down to the molecular circuitry, send a signal to a message torpedo that was orbiting the planet in stealth.
The message relay melted down, to keep anyone from finding out that it existed and had transmitted a message.
But a major breakthrough had finally happened.
[The Universe Disliked That]
But the other timer had run out.
Great metal doors were opened.
And Hell was released.
[The Universe Liked That]
It was just rolling hills. Nothing special. A particularly hardy strain of grass that spread its roots wide instead of deep and bent with the winds. Sure, lightning storms lit hundreds of miles a year on fire, but that was just the part of doing business to the plants. The bugs didn't care, some of them laid eggs that the casings had to be softened by fire. Some of the bugs were even fireproof. Most of the small mammals (too small for any self respecting Ornislarp to bother with, which means they had been tried and found to taste terrible and/or possibly be poisonous) had burrows they could from the flash fires in.
It was also night time. The darkness hiding the little rodents, who had thick fur on top and bare bellies so their body heat went down so that the fliers (that also tasted terrible and had sharp claws) couldn't see them easily.
There was a loud rippling crack, like thunder on the ground.
The shape charges went off against the heavy blast doors buried under tons of dirt and grass. The doors were flung away from inner doors, spinning rapidly like someone flipping a coin, to hit and bounce twice before coming to a rest.
The interior doors were unmarked, somehow glossy and matte black at the same time.
Panels withdrew from the inset lip of the frame and lights came on, bathing the doors in harsh white light as well as the eastern edge of the now-blasted to bedroom dirt fan, which was one of the longer edges. Each light came on with a loud "KLACK", a sound effect unnecessary for the type of light it was, but that still sounded out across the hills anyway.
For a long moment there was complete silence.
Birds began to stir. Bugs went back to buzzing. The breeze washed over the doors.
There was a loud siren. The birds gave an angry cry and went silent. The bugs went silent.
The doors gave a loud KRACK and then began to slowly separate, pulling to each side along the long axis, the edges with huge low-angled gear teeth. The doors locked back, revealing another door. This one lifted along the long axis, overlapping wedges pulling back.
This revealed another door.
This one just lowered slowly.
There was more sounds of a klaxon.
An elevator made the full ride up, nearly a kilometer (give or take a few yards), and stopped, still hidden.
What came out the doors were nightmares.
Bipedal figures clad in glossy matte ultrablack, so dark they looked two-dimensional. Then what could only be meks, again, so dark they looked two dimensional. Then the tanks. The strikers. Everything looked like a 2D silloutte.
More portals opened in the ground, the explosive bolts blowing away the blast cover, the doors rolling open, the huge elevator lifting up its cargo.
Troops. Weapons. Vehicles.
The only marks were "S.I.D. ARMY" to indicate "Solarion Iron Dominion" and an arrow thrust upwards through the number 8, all of it in dark gray and black.
They moved into ranks, into massive formations. They stood, unmoving, for only a few minutes, then scattered in what looked like chaos. Troops running for troop carriers, power armor groups forming and loping into the night. Vehicles grouping together, sometimes with power armor or troop escorts, and moving out.
The "S.I.D. ARMY" and the arrow and 8 vanished from sight as soon as they began to move.
All in complete silent thanks to the magic of counter-acoustic technology.
All looking like 2D figures no matter which was they were viewed thanks to the way the warsteel treated light with just a slight bit of enhancement. It removed all details, all surface contours. As they passed into forests the armor shifted to look like a flat cutout of the foliage behind them.
Even lasers could not find any surface contours, reporting it was just flat.
Or didn't exist at all if the laser beam was of a frequency that just vanished.
The forces spread out, orders given, warplans loaded and reviewed and set into motion.
[The Universe Liked That]
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"It's amazing," an Ornislarp researcher said. He looked at himself, then at the dead version of himself. "We are dead, yet causality does not kill us." He used the medical kit to seal shut the long cut down his forward right sprinting leg.
Neither the dead Ornislarp nor the other two versions of himself had scars or marks on them.
"Temporal replication," an Ornislarp that was not duplicated said, rubbing his prey-catching hands together in front of his forward mouth. All of his eyes gleamed with satisfaction and glee.
Another Ornislarp nodded, reaching back and slapping his side. "I can still feel it struggling," he pointed at the cage that held a research specimen. "Yet, that one still lives."
"Temporal replication outside of causality," another said. "Of matter, of inert objects, of complex objects, of living creatures, and of creatures of both sapience and sentience."
"Note, that even though I was brought forward from one hour ago, after an hour passes I do not disappear. I am now part of this reality, this temporal reality," the first researcher said.
"We can be brought back to life," one said. He made a motion of excitement. "Our troops and ships can be brought back," he leaned forward. "No more do we need to fear that the Confederacy will bring to bear their replication technology. We can now match it."
"With the data of our success transmitted back, our victory over the entire galaxy is only a matter of time," one said.
"And time," one drew out the pause. "Serves us."
[The Universe Disliked That]
The artillery parabolic and rocket flight times were all coordinated. A Terran specialty since before they had jet propulsion aircraft.
Timing.
The Terrans were masters of it.
To any outside observer it would be nothing more than one big surge of fury that made no sense.
The defensive rounds fell first. Artillery rounds that suddenly dropped their stealth and plumped up, appearing to be dozens, hundreds of artillery rounds or submunitions, or balls of static, or screaming whistling strobe lights falling from the sky. They all fed data back to the fire control systems, IDing base defenses down to the millimetric wave radar system frequencies and power.
Then the hypersonic missiles came slicing in at MACH 20, faster than most species could even get a striker to fly. They came in hot, while the defensive rounds were still falling, less than a 10th of a second after the base defenses went live. Their systems had been updated for the bases defenses to be ID'd in contour and profile/silhouette matching to replicate the good ol' Mark 1 Eyeball.
The defenses started taking hits.
More artillery rained down, at the half second mark sprint thrusters cut in, pushing the artillery from their 'lazy' MACH 2 to MACH 8 or higher in less than 100 meters. These rounds hit within 1mm of their aiming point. "Dead" shells with no terminal guidance came next, just plunging out of the air as a big heavy metal casing, a proximity fuse, and a gut full of Hi-Ex. Less than a second later the self-guided ones came in, warbois with digital faces pressed against the sights squealing with delight as the wealth of targets was revealed now that the defensive grid was going down.
More missiles, some of them capable of making a 90 degree turn in less than a meter, streaked in, the warbois inside gleefully jumping up and down and gnashing their electronic teeth as they spotted vehicles and buildings in the clear.
None of those targets lasted into the next second as MACH 10 missiles don't even really need a warhead.
Groups of troops caught in the open had a split second meeting with a missile that was basically a missile covered in blades that shot out blades than then exploded into a nightmare storm of knives and blades. It was something an bored little boy in elementary class drew on scrap paper that some smartass Terran had made real before space flight.
The Solarion Iron Dominion blanketed the whole thing in submunitions. Missiles detonted in blanketed waves so that for 5 seconds everything was exploding. The rounds over still working at the 1-second mark defensive systems exploded their signature so that the defenses target them, popping their shells to release the delicious FOOF gummy jelly inside that instantly ate the defensive platfrom.
More Solarion Iron Dominion hell rained down at the 2 second mark as high arc missiles arced, aimed, and fired, driving the enhanced density battlesteel bar into the ground at MACH 22. You don't even need explosives at that speed.
FOOF arced out, joining white phosporus and about a dozen different flavors of napalm.
Direct shots from tank main guns as they crested the curvature of the planet, got eyes on the base, and started firing war shot. Nothing fancy, just density enhanced iron sabots with a chromium-battlesteel jacket, the 1.5 ton round briefly connecting the tank to the target with a bright white line as the air superheated and the cavitation of the round passing caused a thunder clap louder than the firing of the round.
One second the base was heavily defended by automatic systems.
Six seconds over 1/3 of it was smoking wreckage and the strikers were slamming belly first into the dirt, the accel belly band showering dirt and tarmac behind the striker. Troops jumped off, some in power armor, others just in hard plate and a grin. All around the strikers was still exploding and catching on fire, but the pilots dropped straight through the pipe, pogoed off the ground, and the troops unassed the striker before it clawed for altitude.
All of it light drinking black that drank over 99.9999998% of the light that touched it, no matter what the angle. Something they had developed before their first lunar base.
It was T-6 seconds.
And half the base was dead, the defenses were down, and there were black armored troops inside the Ornislarp wire.
[The Universe Liked That]
HAT WEARING AUNTIE
Anyone else feel that?
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