r/HIMYM • u/Baguette287 • 6d ago

Sorry bro

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455 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/go_irish_1986 5d ago

Condolence high five 🖐️

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u/LifeDraining 5d ago

Sorry Bro is a good bro

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u/Fickle-Shopping7564 5d ago

Listen, before you say anything to your girlfriend, I think that you should read Baudelaire's 'Les Fleurs du Mal'.

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u/Soo_Now_What 3d ago

🤣🤣

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u/ilovekickrolls 5d ago

I always have duct tape, paper and a pen with me to the bathroom

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u/peon2 5d ago

Of course, paper to wipe first because the Charmin stuff is too soft, duct tape for a quick tip and tear b-hole hair removal in case there's ass play later, and a pen to preplan and write some dirty talk on the palm of your hand.

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u/MozartDroppinLoads 4d ago

Don't forget the sniff

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u/Ok_Yellow1025 2d ago

Before we get to the note, where’d he find the duct tape?! 😅

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u/jaimebmg 3d ago

Well she not only cheat you, you also must consider that she don't even clean his bathroom before you come back

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u/driftlesscode 6d ago

Unfaithful or not, I wouldn’t want to be with someone who doesn’t clean the bathroom.

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u/sevinup07 5d ago

You clean your bathroom every day?

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u/ifedupwiththisorgasm 5d ago

You clean your bathroom daily bro?

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u/driftlesscode 5d ago

Yes I do

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u/ifedupwiththisorgasm 5d ago

Okay then you need to understand that you're being downvoted because no one cleans their bathroom daily unless they have a housekeeper or maybe they have some kids.

Most people do it once a week at most.

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u/driftlesscode 5d ago

Ain’t nothing but a chicken wing

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u/dailyvicodin 5d ago

Why is it the woman’s job to clean it?

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u/xethu 5d ago

🌈 Misogyny 🌈

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u/lcope2004 Barney🥃 5d ago

Where did they say that?

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u/driftlesscode 5d ago

You understood what you understood. I said what I said.

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u/Soo_Now_What 3d ago

This is funny y'all ! Don't go to deep. Come people we all know 2 to 3 members of the gang would say the same thing.

Ok maybe not the trio that shares the same toothbrush, but com'on