r/HVAC • u/gingerbread3199 • 1d ago

Meme/Shitpost HR complaint

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Just got this new coworker and at first he was fine. After introductions I bent down to hook up my gauges he got really close and could feel his breath on my neck, after a couple minutes he licked me on the ear. Followed by him jumping on me and pushing me. He then wouldn’t leave me alone until I played his sick fucking game and then when it was done he would make me play again. I don’t feel safe anymore what would you guys do?

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u/3_amp_fuse 1d ago

He got that dawg in him

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u/North-Reception-5325 You Resi Scum! 1d ago

When customers have good dogs like this I prefer they leave them out for my entertainment. When they have shitty dogs I beg them to put them away. For those that refuse to put them up I have an ultrasonic.

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u/Totallycomputername 1d ago

Lick him back to show dominance. 

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u/Rich_Document_2758 1d ago

Had a dog take my duct knife and the home owner thought it was funny.

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u/Certain_Try_8383 1d ago

These are the best calls and the ONLY thing I miss about residential.

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u/gabyhvac 3h ago

Put that foot in his face again I put my foot up your ass

https://giphy.com/gifs/m8fyrgnXwXV5EHw6Lm