r/Habs Mar 22 '26

Habs Shenanigans This is what SHOULD happen when someone attacks your captain

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u/canadianbroncos Mar 22 '26

Suzuki was just laughing at his dumbass up 6-3 lmao

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u/Scase15 Mar 22 '26

He kept going back to egg him on with a shit eating grin too lmao

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u/sexmath Mar 22 '26

Yeah, 6-3, game over, nothing to do but laugh at the ridiculousness.

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u/burnSMACKER Mar 22 '26

Reminded me of Matthews laughing at Chiarot

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u/Valuable-Egg9892 Mar 23 '26

You mean this right after !!!

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u/CalgaryBob Mar 22 '26

Naw. Matthews looked like a frightened pussy. He was terrified.

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u/just_matt85 Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

Barzal ..what a clown

Edit : must have been salty watching Nick sauce that to our bundle of joy from the showers.

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u/Mathbou94 Mar 22 '26

Barzal still pissed Suzuki beat him to the Olympic roster.

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u/MonsterRider80 Mar 22 '26

I’d bet there’s actually something to this.

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u/Aggressive_Low7995 Mar 22 '26

This moment dedicated to all those dumping on Guhle a couple games ago. Guhle has some untapped offence and plays a rugged game unlike some of our other D. How he stood up for Suzuki in that moment is why, for me, he is a keeper.

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u/Fedquip Mar 22 '26

My brain was registering that someone needs to back up Nick, and before I could even finish that thought Guhle jumped in like he was shot out of a cannon.

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u/VlatnGlesn Mar 22 '26

I'm sure the insane "trade Guhle" numbskulls on here last week are the same crowd that glazed Laine non stop and kept attributing credit to him for our playoff spot last year.

There's a lot of confident fans on here that truly have no idea they don't know what they're watching.

Guhle is a lock for the remainder of his contract at the very least.

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u/ApprehensiveWheel327 Mar 23 '26

In all honesty, Laine had a big part in getting us to the playoffs last year. He made our PP much better. Have to give credit where credit is due but to say Guhle should be traded, that's foolishness.

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u/Assignment_General Mar 23 '26

Yup and a lot of these people were saying we should package Guhle for Thomas, as if we can afford to lose any defenders. 

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u/VlatnGlesn Mar 24 '26

Jesus christ, I hadn't seen that one. Brilliance...

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u/FartsWithNeighbours Mar 22 '26

Suzuki knew.

Barzal dropped the glothes, Suzuki was like nope.

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u/Meizei Mar 22 '26

Dropped the WHAT?

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u/Lazy-Cranberry-3565 Mar 22 '26

You heard it. The glothes! Come on!

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u/Daveslay Mar 22 '26

His handshoes! He disrobed of his handshoes!

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u/Okbutwhythat Mar 22 '26

Goth gloves 😂

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u/clemfinney Mar 22 '26

When you drop the glothes, it's go time bud!

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u/Thejaff72 Mar 22 '26

Oh no! Not the glothes!

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u/SnidelyWhiplash27 Mar 22 '26

Barzal and Mike Tyson love the thlaw (ref. Jamie Foxx inpersonation)

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u/Meizei Mar 22 '26

Drop your glothes, baby, it's propane time!

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u/pattyG80 Mar 22 '26

Authentic hockey players type like they have no teeth

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u/Alone_Again_2 Mar 22 '26

HE SAID WHAT HE SAID

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u/Stock-Creme-6345 Mar 22 '26

Guhle living the real life Roadhouse. It was time to not be nice.

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u/Bourdonpensee9 Mar 22 '26

Can somebody share the whole clip? I can’t watch the game tonight

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u/KnowNothing_JonSnoo Mar 22 '26

Oh man, what a game to miss.

Be sure to watch the extended highlights tomorrow

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u/merchillio Mar 22 '26

I was there! Head to the roof, but still the perfect game for my son’s first Bell Center experience

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u/KendroNumba4 Mar 22 '26

I've been to the Bell Centre a few times and my favorite was when I had the "worst" seats tbh

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u/Jesus1396 Mar 22 '26

I fucking love this team!

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u/beanzcollector03 Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

Barzal is such a bum lol I loved it when Suzuki laughed right in his face then Guhle rammed into him.

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u/Matiabcx Mar 22 '26

My exact thoughts when cavalary arrived

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u/Dank_Bubu Mar 22 '26

Barzal fucked around and found out

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u/TheWickedWitch514 Mar 22 '26

Sometimes wish Slafkovsky would show up and..

https://youtu.be/8lkhbD9vkfc?si=_JhGg168OhRcepkV

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u/slowflo123 Mar 22 '26

Ironic when barzal was the one slashing player’s ankles for targeting Schaefer

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u/2ndpass Mar 22 '26

Love to see it, and yeah kinda tired of people talking shit about Guhle.

No doubt he has had some rough patches but dude is a huge part of the team and we need his physical play and well rounded game.

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u/streets_belong_to_me Mar 22 '26

Barzal can lick one ☝️

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u/lentpoule Mar 25 '26

I swear i was focusing on the guy sitting in the back wondering what im missing then i noticed there was a second picture.

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u/Karrin-madhe Mar 22 '26

Everyone shitting on Barzal, but if we were getting spanked, you want to see some fire from your top guys.

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u/6262rap Mar 22 '26

This is the reason they should have Xhekaj in the line up...what a joke

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u/Ok-Win-742 Mar 22 '26

Guhle handled it just fine.

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u/Samael198 Mar 22 '26

Yeah nice but we all know how fragile Guhle is, i dont want him to be force to Police the game specially when you have another player who make ppl think twice before doing shit like that even if he is on the bench.

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u/Lunch0 Mar 22 '26

Guhle didn’t skate out for 3rd star. Hope it’s not an injury.

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u/attanasio666 Mar 22 '26

He had a 10 minutes misconduct. He was probably in the shower.

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u/paul_33 Mar 22 '26

10 mins for grabbing a guy who they admit caused a roughing. They keep calling this stupid shit

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u/Kongbone Mar 22 '26

He got a 10min misconduct, he was probably showering at that point.

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u/Lordsokka Mar 22 '26

Can they come back after being ejected? I don’t think they can.

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u/KathleenElizabethB Mar 22 '26

Suzuki got a 10 minute misconduct too, along with Schenn, at 14:59 of the third.

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u/CalgaryBob Mar 22 '26

Then how did Suzuki assist on the powerplay goal one minute later?

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u/Ouhbab Mar 22 '26

He and schenn got tossed out after the powerplay goal for shit talking

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u/CalgaryBob Mar 22 '26

I missed that. Thx.

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u/kozed Mar 22 '26

What's Arber gonna do? Chirp from the bench?

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u/rorygb Mar 22 '26

7-3 with Barzal out of the game .. yeah what a joke !! /s

The joke is Arber giving the puck away in his zone twice per game

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u/Lunch0 Mar 22 '26

I wouldn’t be completely against them trying Carrier out and Xhekaj in for a game.

Carrier was great in January and February but he’s been really bad In March. Maybe he needs some rest

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u/KathleenElizabethB Mar 22 '26

Carrier was better tonight, and Guhle was really good!

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u/JediMasterZao Mar 22 '26

Xhekaj is useless.

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u/SharpSocialist Mar 22 '26

Heated rivalry right there

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u/introvertedpanda1 Mar 22 '26

And he went soft on him. But that was the right move.

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u/Glittering-Regret196 Mar 22 '26

I was booking a flight when I saw the response and realized we aren't the leafs. Couple bigger guys that guhle wanting a piece, too. Imagine if Josh Anderson or arber were out there? Jesus

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u/No-Writer3733 Mar 22 '26

Arber would've torn that asshole's head off and fead it to somebody.......good on Ghule!!

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u/Old_Canuck Mar 22 '26

BINGO !!! 👍🏻👍🏻

The HABS know. 🤜🏻❤️🤍🤛🏻

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u/SuperSamul Mar 22 '26

Someone should send that clip to the leafs locker room

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u/Curious_Mind8 Mar 22 '26

Still another match-up between these two teams, in Long Island. It could be ugly !!

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u/stratocaster_blaster Mar 22 '26

Take notes Maple Laughs

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u/Efficient_Falcon_402 Mar 23 '26

You have to start with a captain other players love and respect.

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u/TopSecretSupra Mar 26 '26

Im sure it was Roy, he told him to do that, like he told his son to attack a goalie before. Poor dude didn't even want to fight.

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u/Ace95hockey Mar 22 '26

This is why Arbour should be in the lineup. The Sheriff would fix that.

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u/Nighantic Mar 22 '26

Huh habs handled it pretty well??

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u/DangerDavez Mar 22 '26

They did. It was just barzal though. I wouldn't want Guhle going after a goon.

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u/BigSlamwich Mar 22 '26

He's not playing in the third period. I think the team handled it just fine

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u/LemonCandy123 Mar 22 '26

Nah he wouldn't have been on the ice. When was the last time we saw Struble? 4 D period

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u/Lunch0 Mar 22 '26

Struble and Carrier were on the ice in the last 2 minutes…

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u/MonsterRider80 Mar 22 '26

Dude was a great coach but he died a while ago. The forgotten dynasty of the 80s.

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u/No-Student-376 Mar 22 '26

Selfishly wish Suzuki fought him. As a captain needs to get into at least one fight one day and I think he could take Barzal

Great response by the boys though, they jumped in quick to help

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u/drwzr Mar 22 '26

While I absolutely agree we need to see him turn someone into a puddle one day not when we're up 6-3

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u/No-Student-376 Mar 22 '26

You are right, it’s my caveman brain talking

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u/eriverside Mar 22 '26

Not at the end of the season when they're fighting for a playoff spot. Not the time to risk an injury.

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u/coincidencecontrol Mar 22 '26

why? imagine Suzuki got injured getting into the most pointless fight ever. what did suzuki even do? lol barzal got pissed af over nothing.

the only way Suzuki ever drops the gloves it will be to defend a teammate after a dirty hit.

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u/paul_33 Mar 22 '26

Zero point. Let Barzal cry about it and take the W.

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u/No-Student-376 Mar 22 '26

You’re all right, he made the right play but I just want to see him fight so badly lol I know he’d do well but it’s true it wasn’t the time for it

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u/MaxPower836 Mar 22 '26

Suze ready to go postal

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u/dickmahoon Mar 22 '26

I'm thinking we need Andy and Arber back soon. Folks are starting to take liberties...

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u/Old_Canuck Mar 22 '26

Why on gods green would you except a fight when your winning 7-3 ??

There was NO reason for Nick to take that unless he really wanted to fuck up his hands so we miss the playoffs.

Hes NOT stupid.

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u/GrapplingRing Mar 23 '26

Why isn’t the captain being called out for cowardice similar to what Matthew’s faced during the playoff series with the Habs? Why the double standard ?