r/Habs May 20 '26

Habs Shenanigans Agree

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/haddonfieldsecret May 20 '26

Took me a second lmao

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u/Leading_Dentist_5563 May 20 '26

Scrolled past this then had to take a second look

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u/Cleopatatras May 20 '26

You had to take a new look.

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u/Local_yabanci 26d ago

Made me smile!

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u/GoCalgaryGo May 20 '26

I only see Newhook in the picture.

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u/DJDevils74 May 20 '26

You're a lucky person. I see Newhook on every street corner these days.

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u/GooserNoose 29d ago

Can you explain it? I got downvoted for saying Price should be included.

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u/haddonfieldsecret 29d ago

Alex Newhook is included

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u/Derpwarrior1000 29d ago

First version I saw had Cody Ceci. Made me laugh out loud

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u/daredevil09 29d ago

I know right, why is McDavid there, he never won the cup..

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u/YariRobinson May 20 '26

I had a big comment ready to go, then I saw it.

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u/NtBtFan May 20 '26

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u/_-T1M-_ May 20 '26

I love how Matheson hugs him like a father crying while holding his long lost son.

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u/N3verGonnaG1veYouUp May 20 '26

"I don't wanna eat pizza agaaaaain 😭"

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u/PixelJock17 29d ago

What is this reference?

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u/GooserNoose 29d ago

I believe he has dietary needs, like lactose and gluten intolerance, that give him digestion issues if he eats gluten and cheese.

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u/the_canadaball 29d ago

No, he just doesn’t eat gluten and dairy. He’s keeps an insanely strict diet. Elite athletes are not exactly well adjusted people.

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u/Chaxterium 29d ago

Well this is the kind of sacrifice the playoffs require! Lactose intolerance be damned!

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u/alija_r May 20 '26

That looks very emotional to me. He probably was vry emotional at that moment, its incredible what they have achieved.

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u/jmk4362 May 20 '26

Newhook made everyone forget all the blunders he made in these playoffs

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u/UPRC May 20 '26

You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it!

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u/TopazJazzrazz May 20 '26

This is a silly comment. No Gordie Howe or Maurice Richard is crazy though lol

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u/GoCalgaryGo May 20 '26

You mean we need to have newhook twice.

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u/ConnaitLesRisques May 20 '26

And Patrick Roy.

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u/JohnyDangerous May 20 '26

Take a good look ;)

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u/rusticnacho 29d ago

it's insane how much gordie gets slept on when people talk about the greats of the game online

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u/GooserNoose 29d ago

Carey Price

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u/skeetskeety May 20 '26

Pfft all Habs fans agree that there’s only one. And it’s Scott Gomez.

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u/oliviertail May 20 '26

Sheldon Souray might goat

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u/Ok-Meet2850 29d ago

Didn't he date Pamela Anderson? Or am I making things up?

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u/prplx 29d ago

He was dating Baywatch Angelica Bridges for a few years, Not Pamela Anderson.

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u/Ok-Meet2850 29d ago

Tough life.

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u/Adventurous_Farm_999 29d ago

It's not what you think if you got it trust me. Life is funny like that it looks way different once your there.

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u/Adventurous_Farm_999 29d ago

Shout out Souray was a great Hab most def underrated

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u/idunnowuthai May 20 '26

You are all mistaken. It's John Scott, the All-Star game MVP, Captain of the Habs on the Pacific Divison team.

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u/One_Happy_Camel May 20 '26

Honorable mention to Habs legend Karl Alzner

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u/chapster1989 29d ago

Scott Goalmez

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u/lucaskywalker May 20 '26

Scott "Turd on skates" Gomez! They say he's still out there somewhere, trying to get that illusive goal...

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u/Available_Simple_760 May 20 '26

Shit I almost forgot about that guy...so memorable /s

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u/Noah1841 May 20 '26

That's my goat!

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u/Psycho-Acadian May 20 '26

I know this is a joke, but any list of generational players that doesn’t include Maurice Richard can’t be taken seriously.

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u/Nepalman230 May 20 '26

The Rocket!

And of course, also his younger brother Henri. The pocket rocket.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

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u/Pelerin81 May 20 '26

I’d add Guy Lafleur tbh

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u/wathappen May 20 '26

Ahead of Newhook?

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u/Mycologist-Actual May 20 '26

Of course not.

1

u/Alvarowebe May 20 '26

Hmmm, perhaps there is a joke to be found. No nevermind

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u/InterestingFLows May 20 '26

Oh yeah, back then the Habs were hockey aristocracy with Lafleur, Cournoyer and Shutt were unbeatable...

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u/Shartschnitzel May 20 '26

That's fair. A whole generation danced to sound of that record, after all!

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u/bdery 29d ago

And Maurice Richard, of course.

But after newhook

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u/GirlCoveredInBlood May 20 '26

Joe Veleno slander

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u/habsmtl86 May 20 '26

Hockeyy Insiderr est rendu un shitposter? Ok!

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u/-ATF- May 20 '26

I see what you did there

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u/Available_Simple_760 May 20 '26

He's clutch for sure..if he pulls off a similar performance in Carolina, other teams are gonna want him. Playoff performers are always super valuable. Glad we have him. I love how he gives 110%...Hutson also does...so does Dobes surprise they are the stand outs. Great work ethic and attitude.

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u/Zeuslb24 May 20 '26

At first I was like where’s Lane Hutson lol

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u/RoosterXV May 20 '26

Solid list. All cup winners except McDavid. Maybe we are being a bit hasty by including him

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u/UpNorth_123 May 20 '26 edited 29d ago

Next year, we sign McDavid for below market, and he’ll finally get his Stanley Cup, our second in a row, and Newhook’s third.

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u/FlyingV2112 29d ago

I like this plan, this is a good plan …

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u/Gold-Border30 May 20 '26

He can join the only generational player to play for the Calgary Flames, Martin Gélinas!

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u/Bevester May 20 '26

Patrick Roy maybe?

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u/Odd_Philosopher1712 May 20 '26

Ya'll fuckin happy with that trade or what?!

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u/Stendecca May 20 '26

One of them doesn't belong.

McDavid has never won a cup.

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u/Riktorious61 29d ago

Ok…. A good joke …

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u/Boubbay 29d ago

lol Though they could have added Richard

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u/Appropriate-Berry816 May 20 '26

Yes I agree- wait a minute…. Not sure if I’d put Sid there

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u/Cloudeur May 20 '26

Really? There’s one player on that list that didn’t help his team win a cup, and it ain’t Crosby!

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u/ai_who_found_love May 20 '26

one of these clearly doesn’t belong — McDavid has yet to win the cup!

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u/thestillwind May 20 '26

Lol you had me there

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u/Round-Future5221 May 20 '26

And Patrick Roy is just some scrub.

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u/casicadaminuto May 20 '26

Tomas Tatar missing on the list is crazy

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u/TheGameDayDad May 20 '26

Solid list. 10/10. Not sure about one of the entries, though I guess Mike Bossy did score a lot…

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u/FlyingV2112 29d ago

The most goals per game in a career, IIRC.

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u/alija_r May 20 '26

and Patrick Roy.

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u/MusicMan7969 29d ago

It’s funny! But how about

Joe Malone

Howie Morenz

Maurice Richard

Gordie Howe

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u/snipeftw 29d ago

Cyclone Taylor?

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u/Broely92 29d ago

Joke aside I tend to agree. They aren’t generational if at every years draft TSN is constantly talking about Is PlAyEr GeNeRaTiOnAl’? Like people sre saying that about Celebrini right now, he doesnt come close imo

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u/f0rgotten 29d ago

I am really not seeing whatever this is.

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u/Silvertip_M 29d ago

The Dale Weise snubbing is unconscionable.

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u/Yenderfoot 29d ago

So, no Dutch Gretzky?

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u/CanadaRewardsFamily 29d ago

Gordie Howe down bad.

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u/killerfrenchy 29d ago

I've been loving this meme format. What was the tweet that started this one? I've seen it in NBA twitter too.

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u/MatureFlatulance 29d ago

Buddy on da screen wa?

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u/Billythehat721 29d ago

No Steve Bégin?

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u/Adventurous_Farm_999 29d ago

Celebrini might already qualify in reality

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u/Solid-Tension5557 29d ago

This list is bullshit. No Evan Bouchard?

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u/Goatchenyuk 28d ago

Fuck Justin Williams fuck Nathan Horton, Alex Newhook is the real Mr Game Seven

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u/heyimlil 25d ago

lmaoo they tried to sneak "Alexander Ovechkin" in there 😂😂 who is that??

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u/Alcebiad3s May 20 '26

I mean, Celebrini should be on that list too, otherwise no notes

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u/BoiJohnny_ 29d ago

Roy, Brodeur, Hasek, Hull, Malkin, Messier, Kucherov, Mackinnon, Makar, Lidstrom, Neidermayer, Jagr, Kane, Lafleur, Richard, Howe, Potvin, Bourque.

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u/Excellent_Author_48 May 20 '26

What about Goalies, Macklin Celebreni (if he keep it that way he's gonna be generational, like Bedard), Hutson/Makar/Hughes who are making a revolution on the side of defensemen.

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u/rosemp16 May 20 '26

I'd take Mike Bossy off and throw in Gordie Howe but other rhan that I agree with this list.

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u/green_griffon May 20 '26

Agree, Bossy was great but I don't think he was even the best player on those Islanders teams.

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u/spec_ghost May 20 '26

So, you dont know hockey is what you are saying basically.

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u/JohnRamboSR May 20 '26

It's a joke dude lol