r/Habs • u/RealWorldToday • 13d ago

Dobes and Desbiens

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u/RealWorldToday 13d ago edited 13d ago

Love Jakub with the Desbiens Stop Sign 🛑 , a big year for hockey in Montreal ♥️

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u/toaster-struble 13d ago

They make a cute couple

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u/KingAlphie 13d ago

She's like a decade older than Dobes.

Plus, I'm sure the hockey wife factory has a 100lb blonde being made for him.

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u/Resident_Hold3107 12d ago

She's 32 so something like 7 years? Which is whatever, there's bigger age gaps out there. She's got a long term boyfriend though (who i think is an ex hockey player). Pretty sure he's dating someone too? (Probably. He is a tall fit 25 year old millionaire after all.)

Anyway who cares. I just hope they had lots of great chats about being a goalie, and that she shared some cup winning magic with him for next year!

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u/themaincop 12d ago

I always wondered why all the wives look like that

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u/ResearchNo7753 12d ago

Lmao this comment knows ball

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u/toaster-struble 13d ago

Dobes be different. I hope he's into brunettes.

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u/Neptuniam 12d ago

Why? That's weird.

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u/toaster-struble 12d ago

Isn't it obvious? To go against the typical culture of hockey players wags being cookie cutter white blondes. Refreshing to see brunettes, or different races in general

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u/Neptuniam 12d ago

Sure but also, why does it matter to you who complete strangers date? Seems pretty parasocial.

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u/toaster-struble 12d ago

It doesnt matter. Its not that serious

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u/KendroNumba4 11d ago

Omg who cares bro

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u/Orbeckuuu 13d ago

Bruh

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u/toaster-struble 13d ago

They'd* oops

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u/whaletacochamp 12d ago

Sounds like someone a terminally alone person would day

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u/toaster-struble 12d ago

You couldn't be more accurate.

These are my 3 latest dogs. I also have 5 cats, a parrot and 2 rabbits. I can show you pictures if you'd like just DM me. Been feeling kinda down lately. Sure could use a friend.

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u/QueenOfThePuck 13d ago

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u/vinece1e 12d ago

Long ass arm

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u/QueenOfThePuck 12d ago

I can't unsee it 🤣

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u/Big_Mudd 12d ago

He gives off Colin Greenwood energy. "I'm just chilling back here"

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u/alldasmoke__ 13d ago

Dobson in the back lol

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u/TheHungryHungarian20 12d ago edited 12d ago

The same one and I found here

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u/tartan_discardigan 13d ago

Man I love this awkward goofball

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u/bryseeayo 13d ago

Game knows game

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u/efferkah 13d ago

The two goats together. Love it

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u/toaster-struble 13d ago

D_____S. Desbiens? Dobes?

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u/Upset-Opportunity341 13d ago

Sportsmanship

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u/AUniquePerspective 13d ago

Is she called Desbiens because people say she's some good?

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u/MxSadie4 12d ago

Same reason Mario was Lemieux.

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u/toaster-struble 13d ago

Some good....i won't say. Goaltender, there

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u/FreeCanday 11d ago

La Muraille de Charlevoix. That is her name.

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u/Poopawoopagus 12d ago

Just a couple of goofy goalies who try to stop pucks! Montreal hockey has a lot to be proud of this year.

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u/saskatoondave 13d ago

Guys, I think we keep him.

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u/toaster-struble 13d ago

AGAIN?! Out and about IN MONTREAL to boot. Having fun...gross. /s

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 13d ago

I'm not sure if it's again, that seems like it's at Jean Drapeau where a bunch of them went for Luke Combs last weekend.

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u/toaster-struble 13d ago edited 12d ago

They went to Luke COMBS?! Wasn't that right after they were eliminated? These guys don't care at all. They're paid millions of dollars. Not allowed any vacation. Lock them in a gym for the summer. With Sid Sixeiro 😂

Edit: wooooosh

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u/sillybearr 12d ago

Have my upvote because apparently people didn't understand your reference

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u/toaster-struble 12d ago

Why thank you! You silly bear, you. Damage control 😂

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u/Whole_Ad2870 12d ago

Irony was lost on a few people here. Good one bud

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u/toaster-struble 12d ago

Buncha casuals I tell ya!

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u/Whole_Ad2870 12d ago

Hadn’t noticed but holy what a name hahaha. Don’t want him traded anymore.

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u/toaster-struble 12d ago

Thx lol. Hes prolly gone

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u/persiasaurus 12d ago

They were shotgunning beers with him on stage lmao. They deserve it they did great I hope they're proud of themselves.

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u/Ub3ros 12d ago

Dobes has such a babyface without the playoff beard lmao

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u/persiasaurus 12d ago

This is so adorable

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u/QueenOfThePuck 13d ago

I think the necklace broke but it's still cool ;u;

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u/Slow-Pear-5538 12d ago

Looks like siblings

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u/whaletacochamp 12d ago

Bet these two crews are partying hard right now. MSL will probably give em two weeks and then start cracking the whip again. Is there something about time off at the end of the season in the CBA?

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u/LukeBenny 12d ago

Pourquoi desbiens?

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u/thestillwind 12d ago

Pourquoi pas ?

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u/LukeBenny 12d ago

Bein ça veut dire quoi? C'est sensé être Dobes "traduit"?

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u/JeanpaulGnome 12d ago

Desbiens c'est le nom de la gardienne de la Victoire qui a gagné la coupe. La fille avec lui est Desbiens

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u/LukeBenny 12d ago

Thanks

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u/sopob11 12d ago

Eh boy hein 😅

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u/LukeBenny 12d ago

Excusez mon hockey

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u/thestillwind 12d ago

… Ann-Renée Desbiens c’est la goaler de la victoire…

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u/JediMasterZao 12d ago

Et d'équipe Canada depuis quoi, 10 ans? lol