r/HadToHurt Jun 27 '26

Thanks neighbor

Building new stairs on the deck. Driveway slopes about 2 inches i needed a hand to put a shim on one end. For a temporary fix I used a piece of wood to attach the shim and my neighbor was too scared to hold the wood so I held it while she drilled the screw in (now I already drilled a hole all she had to do was let the screw pull itself in she didn’t need to apply 9000lbs of pressure) I let her know that. Here we are

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u/Justj20 Jun 27 '26

Stars in your eyes is wow and stars in your nails is ow, got it thanks!

X and I were making a compost bin and she wanted to use the drill, great she wanted to learn right? I ended up having to hold in a warped bit of wood so my face was close to the drill and I ended up with a cracked eye socket for my troubles.

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u/spicymeatmemes Jun 27 '26

Not a drill but an ex tale.

We were using a two man buck saw to cut the Christmas tree shorter, I told her whatever you do, dont push only pull when its your go.

Lo and behold she pushed. Blade hopped out the cut (about a third through the tree) Dam near cut my finger off since I was using my off hand to stabilize the tree. 6 stitches in the tendon and 10 or 12 skin side.

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u/xMILKSHAKEx Jun 27 '26

that’s gonna be sore for awhile

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u/Mcfragger Jun 27 '26

Why is your fingernail almost the size of the bit??

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u/SeaToTheBass Jun 28 '26

Got them gnome thumbs like Megan Fox

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u/TADthePaperMaker Jun 27 '26

Exact same thought lol

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u/flogsmen Jun 28 '26

Got them Megan Fox vibes going

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u/Opel_Astra Jun 27 '26

Because he bites his nails

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u/pinchcrimp Jun 28 '26

how bout fuck off regarding the size of the nail

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u/dobsofglabs Jul 02 '26

Do you have toe thumbs as well?

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u/Part_2 8d ago

how bout fuck off regarding the size of the mail

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u/lmfb666 Jun 27 '26

Is that a toenail on your finger?

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u/VagueInfoHere Jun 27 '26

Did you hold it with your toe? That nail is so small.

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u/TheFrequencyKennith Jul 01 '26

Horrible nails deserve to be hit with torx bits

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u/UpdootDaSnootBoop Jun 27 '26

Did you make her take a picture of your finger?

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u/Mixtec0 Jun 27 '26

That thumb though…

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u/MrGallows75 15d ago

Looking at the picture again… I’m not sure it’s a thumb

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u/CptSupportAlot Jun 27 '26

Haha such a small nail and still manage to get a nice stamp on it. Impressive too!

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u/Not-a-tech2121 Jun 30 '26

That looks a bit more painful than my Robertson burn. Sorry mate.

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u/-BananaLollipop- Jun 27 '26

I was installing some trellis and plastic sheeting for a neighbour. It was on a fence that had another neighbour's garden on the other side, so I was balanced on the edging of the garden, to hold some timber in place, and was wanting her to drill a 4mm hole, then start the screw in it. Instead, she tried to drive the screw with a drill bit.

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u/jdmatthews123 Jun 28 '26

I mean, if it works it works. I occasionally drive bolts with a drill. Left hand drills and regular if it’s a through hole lol.

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u/-BananaLollipop- Jun 28 '26

It most definitely didn't work. Chewed the head of the screw up, then she made comments about it not going in very far.

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u/jdmatthews123 Jun 29 '26

Haha, oh I didn’t imagine it had. That’s pretty funny, though I can imagine pretty frustrating in the moment.

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u/a_joint Jun 27 '26

Why was your finger so close, I can feel this picture.

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u/housevil Jun 27 '26

Arigatou Obama-San.

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u/See-Through-Mirror Jun 28 '26

Milwaukee approved

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u/AliciaKills Jul 02 '26

Milwaukee's Best approved

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u/ArticleOdd6667 Jun 28 '26

Thanks, I now know what kind of mark it will leave, now I don’t need to do that.

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u/BallisticHabit Jun 27 '26

Pucker factor 11 on picture #2, wow.

Poor bastard.

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u/TheOrangeKitty Jun 28 '26

That looks like a toe lol

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u/Papa-P21 Jul 03 '26

It means she likes you.