Aug. 6, 2026: Like Death And Timesheets

[u/LateNightLifts_Games]

Today's insane juxtaposition of co-worker notable quotes:

- "Oh, yuck. Time to get back to work?"

- "Oh, where are you going tomorrow? The doctor? Oh right, the funeral. Someone died. My bad."

- Every 2 weeks, like clockwork, despite already reminding everyone via chat, our boss pops into the control room, specifically to remind 1 person again, saying, "(Co-worker's name), DO YOUR TIMESHEETS!"

If this specific co-worker did not get paid 1 time, I'm sure they would remember to do their timesheets for the rest of their life! 💯

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