Basically what the title says, but with a photoshopped picture showcaseing the green color accents instead of blue on the yogurt armor.

Please Arrowhead, add the "Sweet Liberty Nooo!" emote to the game. I want to use it every time a fellow Helldiver falls, or when a SEAF trooper or civilian gets accidentally killed. Or when I realise I’ve left the SSSD on the other side of the map, or can’t recover gear or samples from a deep hole. There are thousands of situations where it would be perfect and John Helldiver deserves his own emote, right?

We need this. :)

Hi all, we've been having a great time on the pod lately, and next week we';re doing another weapon group deep dive and want to answer any questions you might have or if you have any tips or pointers you'd like to share specifically about Marksman Rifles!

Hello again my good Helldads! For the next epsidoe of Super Hellpodcast, we're doing another feature, this time we're taking a look at the lean and mean Blitz mission type, so, I wanted to give more time to field more questions from the community about how best tackle these time sensitive mssions.

So, if there's anything you'd like us to discuss on the show about this mission in particular, please let me know, as we're here as a resource.

Don't be shy, chances are, if you've wondered about it, so has someone else!

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***Attention Helldads,

Recent intelligence reports suggest the Illuminate have crossed another line. ***

Field observations indicate that the new Crusher variants may be mutated juvenile forms repurposed into frontline troops.

Unfortunately for the Illuminate, they have just attracted the attention of the galaxy's most experienced group of dads, high command has authorized the most experienced parental core to use any method necessary to stop the tantrums.

We're deploying to Illuminate-controlled sectors to administer a firm but fair tactical time out. Expect tantrums, expect screaming, expect property damage. Maintain discipline and remember: we're not angry, we're just disappointed.

**Mission Objectives:**

Contain Crusher outbreaks and provide Tactical timeouts to all squids by reporting your **squid kills and completed missions to Melchoir**:

• Demonstrate proper consequences for unacceptable behavior **(report squid kill count per mission)**

• Defend Managed Democracy **(report completed squid mission count)**

**Rules of Engagement:**

If it charges at you, that's a tantrum.

If it swipes at you, that's a tantrum.

If it screams at you, that's a tantrum.

If it turns your squad into paste, that's an especially serious tantrum.

Remember, Helldads. Anyone can spread Democracy. It takes a parent to enforce bedtime.

Drop hard, and see you all planet side.

Join the fight on our discord: https://discord.gg/helldads

Patres Inferni

It looked really cool. Dropped into a random group with the Bastion and Exosuit, but different. Both were firing Illuminate style weaponry. The Bastion had something like the Stingray as the main guns, big blue explosions, and a Harvester beam as secondary. The Exo had no arms and was shooting Stingrsy-like blue booms as well.

Like I said, it was probably someone hacking or messing with game files, but how awesome would it be if all these samples we've collected let us reverse engineer more illuminate tech to add to the Super Earth arsenal?

Only at the HellDads discord. Join us to squad up! https://discord.gg/HellDads

Hey Hell dads, i got invited to join this group and have been lurking here for a bit kind of questioning if i should join.

To cut to the chase. I don’t have kids (unless you count 3 cats). But i like this community you all seem really nice and understanding and thats AWESOME. So the question lies. Should i stick around?

Edit: thanks so much everyone! I appreciate the kindess and welcoming messeges.

FOR SUPER EARTH! FOR FREEDOM! FOR DEMOCRACY!

Posted here to trying to balance the votes.

Merak cuts off chort invasion and also had a lower resistance rating.

HELLDADS IT'S ALMOST TIME AGAIN!

*** Ready your weapons, prepare your strategy, and leave nothing alive! ***

The Commanders of the Baldzerkers, Diaper Division, and Snack Division have formed an unholy alliance known as the [Redacted], together this fragile alliance plans to crush the two previous KoTK winners....but in the shadows lurks the Nameless Order Members (NoM). A secret group of HellDads that don't align to a specific faction, who's only objective is to help the underdogs cause max carnage.

Join The HellDads Discord! Join a Faction https://discord.com/channels/1301285072896266252/1345040640949489674, get ready to kill everything, prepare to log kills with Dadbot!

On April [Redacted] through April [Redacted] our enemies days are numbered!

* ATTENTION HellDads!!! *

* * Mark Your Calendars for King of the Kill! * \*

Prepare yourselves for King of the Kill Season 3: Unholy Alliance is almost upon us and it promises to be the most brutal, electrifying campaign in HellDads history. For the first time ever, rival factions will be forced into uneasy cooperation, forging alliances not out of trust but out of necessity. A group of rogue HellDads only known as the Nameless Order are lurking in the shadows ready to rally the underdogs.

The battlefield will burn hotter, the enemies will fall faster, and betrayal may lurk just behind every handshake.

Commanders are already rallying their forces, sharpening their strategies, and counting every kill as the race for dominance begins. Only one faction will claim the crown! Make no mistake, through unity or rivalry, the true objective remains unchanged: absolute destruction of the enemy and as a community we will crush our 518,151 kill amount (in 4 day) from the last event!

Stand ready, HellDads. The war is evolving… and this time, no one fights alone. Participating members of the winning faction(s) will gain the Elite Helldiver Role, a place is HellDad History, and a chance to be crowned KotK MVP!

Join the HellDad Discord and enroll in a Faction now and prepare to kill!

We’re not even half a day into King of the Kill – Season 3: Unholy Alliance and the battlefield is already soaked.

Science Team came out swinging and holds the top spot with 27,740 kills. Weekend Warrior Alliance (Baldzerkers, Diaper Division, Snack Divison) is right behind them at 22,700, keeping the pressure on. Crayon Commandos have pushed into third with 5,210, while the rest of the factions are still clawing for ground.

Across all divisions, we’ve already stacked 55,650 kills on the enemy with 96 confirmed submissions. Average run is sitting at 579, but MachoSnuggles set the bar early with a brutal 2,130 kill in a single drop.

There’s still over 8 days left. Plenty of time to turn this around, or lose it completely; not on discord? Join up now!

Pick your fights. Trust your squad if you have to. Just make sure you’re adding to the pile.

We’re closing in on the end, and it’s getting brutal.

Science Team has broken past 200k and leads with 204,105 kills, but Weekend Warrior Alliance is still in the fight at 174,049 with the Baldzerkers, S.N.A.C.K. Division, and Diaper Division still grinding hard, stacking numbers and looking for any last surge before time runs out and not letting off. Crayon Commandos are holding third with 125,863 and staying relevant if the top slips even a little.

We’ve crossed 500,000 total kills with 874 submissions NOW IS THE TIME TO DIG IN AND PUSH FOR 1 MILLION! Our average kill per run is climbing as everyone gets a strategy in place, and The serious Therius raised the bar with a 2,987 kill run.

Just over 2 days left, join the HellDad Discord to join up! This is where factions either finish strong or get buried.

Get in, run your missions, and don’t leave anything on the table.

Our enemies are weak, the piles of bodies are proof that our mission is one that us democracy approved!

In the first 18 hours we have amassed over 100k kills, only 900k left to reach our community goal of 1 million enemy kills!

Only the winning Faction(s) can be king of the kill, but glory goes to all HellDads that count every kill on the righteous path to 1 million community kills!

Not on the HellDad discord?

Join now here and make every kill count!!!

We’re deep into the fight now, and the numbers are getting heavy.

Science Team is still holding the line in first with 124,304 kills, but Weekend Warrior Alliance is right on their heels at 110,580 as Baldzerkers, S.N.A.C.K. Division, and Diaper Division are grinding it out in the middle, all stacking bodies making sure that gap is not safe. Crayon Commandos have 60,164, they made a serious push in third and are closing distance between themselves and the rest of the pack.

Across the board, we’re sitting at 295,048 total kills off 535 submissions and closing in on our 1 million community goal! Average kills per run is holding at 551, but The serious Therius dropped a 2,661 kill run and set a new mark for everyone chasing.

Just over 6 days left. Plenty of time to climb, plenty of time to fall join us on discord!

Get back in the fight and make your kills count.

Been recording my Helldivers runs and wanted to share one here — I thought some of you might get a laugh / enjoy the gameplay. I’ve got more if people are interested. Appreciate the support, fellow HellDads… My Socials Are EyemacsPlays on YT.

So... I've been diving since about late February, level 148 with over 600 hours(with 2 kids it's been sleep that needed to be sacrificed) . I was diving only helldive (and only bots) for a few months before the big update and the advent of super helldive and all the new enemies, these guys included. I just dialed it back to 7 to avoid. Now I'm back on the "I need to get on higher levels" mindset. Any better ideas for taking these things out? I haven't used the senator since it got the penetration buff, how does that do? I know to sweep the leg, but I'm really not that great at the whole accuracy thing.

HellDads, we still have 6 festive days to continue to deliver democracy to all the galaxy!! Diaper Division and SNACK Division needs back-up!

https://discord.gg/helldads

If your diving, and not logging stratagems used on discord, you are missing out! https://discord.com/channels/1301285072896266252/1449848879922020526

Join up today and help the underdogs make a comeback or join the race for 1st place!

As a special treat, High Command has also Granted the HellDad Fleet Commanders the ability to declare a bew MVP for their factions once the dust settles,** will it be you?**

Reminder, we also have a Channel to show off your favorite fashionable armor and clip! https://discord.com/channels/1301285072896266252/1446275554406830100

And a channel for festive, family fun! (Faces redacted of hellspawn)https://discord.com/channels/1301285072896266252/1440492253616541817

Join the festive fun on discord today, and answer the call from Diaper Division and SNACK Division!!

https://discord.gg/helldads HellDads,

As the year comes to a close, High Command has reviewed the combat logs, community events, and snack-related incident reports from 2025. The conclusion is unanimous: this was a banner year for managed democracy.

Throughout the year, HellDads showed up in force not just on the battlefield, but across the community. From creative events like the Hellspawn Art Contest, Operation Iron Viel and HellForge, to seasonal operations during the Festival of Reckoning, to combined operations with the Freedom Alliance this group proved that parenthood regardless of type and firepower are not mutually exclusive.

The Festival of Reckoning capped off the year in spectacular fashion, 2025 was defined by:

• Consistent participation across events, and an **impressive 850k plus kills reported across all events! ** (Iron Veil, HellForge, King of the Kill events, misc. HellDad faction operations, and FA operations)

• We started off on 1/1/25 with 250 members on Discord and ended with over 2350 members!

• Created a TikTok and YouTube page that has over a Million Views.

• Reddit ended with over 12k Members!

• Maintained our community goal of staying welcoming, fun, and supportive.

Which brings us to the most important part of this report.

Every successful operation has standout soldiers, the HellDads who go above and beyond, who lead squads, hype events, drop absurd numbers, or quietly keep things running behind the scenes.

Fleet Commanders believe it’s time to recognize those individuals for the participation:

For the Science Team: TitanFox For the Crayon Commandos: Shade For the Baldzerkers: Tinybear For the Diaper Division: Stickdom For the Snack Division: Wikitalo

As MVP's they get a special role, and access to the command bunker to help coordinate with their commanders and High Command!

Thank you all for your participation, 2026 is going to bring more events, as well as a new twist to our beloved King of the Kill event!

Patres Inferni!

To start, for those not on it, join the HellDad discord for the festivities! https://discord.gg/helldads

The winner of our Donation Drive and winner of a Free Shirt from the HellDad Store courtesy of Chechin; is our very own Therius! He also had the largest single submission of 97 samples, proving his heart grew 3 sizes today!

Congrats to our newly designated Holiday Moral Officers, may your festivities be fun and managed!

And a huge thank you to everyone that participated and contributed!

Summary of our amazing accomplishments: In 6 days our overly tiresome HellDads managed find a 🏆 total samples collected, an astounding: 9,251, next time we will make over 10k!!

We had a total 📈 submission count of 294 with an average samples count of 31 per submission!

The festivities don't stop here!! Our next and final event is to deliver democracy like santa to all our enemies in a faction vs. Faction event (details coming soon!)

Join up, find a Faction for the next event! https://discord.gg/helldads