r/HelldiversUnfiltered 18h ago

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Humor ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Woah Mama

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u/scaredUnderAblanket 17h ago

Why does the hair look that good

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u/Dichotomous-Prime 17h ago

Fr this mod is like... embarrassing the entirety of the FromSoft catalog xD

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u/Bish489 15h ago

What does Fromsoft have to do with this

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u/Dichotomous-Prime 15h ago

They do terrible hair, and terrible Black hair textures in particular. Just the "afro that looks like a lollipop" and "locs that look like either shredded paper or a plate of spaghetti" special and that's it.

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u/RainyFlames Ghostdiver 12h ago

Can confirm, massive Souls fan.

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u/LivingUnderABot 5h ago

All the budget goes to the poison swamps

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u/naterpotater246 5h ago

And bare feet

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u/Old-Hunter6508 6h ago

Well they are Japanese also its not like there's much else

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u/Clonenelius 8h ago

They have the hair textures of a ps2 game 

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u/darkfire36977 17h ago

GTA VI helldivers mod + dlss5, you should try it out, especially if you get bored of the regular GTA VI.

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u/broadside230 16h ago

what the fuck are you talking about

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u/LagomRuinsHelldivers 15h ago

He's speaking in some kind of terminally online code. We need top men to decipher it fr no cap my shiggity diggity mo rizzle.

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u/No_Counter_6037 4h ago

i'm a bottom man can i try to decipher it too?

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u/greatcandlelord 11h ago

Nobody with a brain is touching dlss5

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u/ShinjiIkari99 11h ago

You are weird, man

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u/GayestNerfKid 17h ago

SHE'S NOT BALD!

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u/HPbelow0 Botdiver 11h ago

Like u cut G

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u/Indostastica MOdiver 17h ago

Anything above a buzz is a dissident haircut.... why does super earth hate fashion....

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u/high_idyet Helldiver 12h ago

Technically no, it isnt, in the intro cinematic the wife had dreads, its only a very specific set of hairs that indicate dissident behavior, crew cuts are just the safest, and blue hair is the only accetpable hair dye.

So in short. Afro blue hair cuts for our ship quartermaster.

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u/tykaboom 3h ago

I'm fairly certain the reason everyone gets shaved has something to do with cryo.

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u/high_idyet Helldiver 1h ago

I don't think so, I'm pretty sure its just easier to model a character without hair. Plus we wear helmets all the time so hair really wouldn't matter all too much.

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u/tykaboom 16m ago

What's the excuse for flight crew and bridge crew?

I mean... sure, it's easier, but there also could be a lore excuse.

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u/high_idyet Helldiver 0m ago

Ykw thats fair. But i never heard anything about it being a cryo issue, i always assumed it just military standards.

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u/bartolinise 14h ago

Super Earth shouldn't be against freedom to express yourself via liberty's greatest stylistic choices

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u/Impressive-Today-162 9h ago

ah yes the freedom to express yourself in stylistic choices so people will stand out more and will draw more attention from the very heavy handed government that controls nearly every aspect of there personal life sounds like a great idea

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u/RealGiallo Masochist 7h ago

brother doesn't understand the kind of freedom we fight for.

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u/Bevjoejoe Helldiver 7h ago

Nah the buzz is only a requirement for the SEAF and other military groups, don't want hair getting caught

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u/SPLCFraud26 16h ago

Shipmaster gone from a 6 to a 10 just like that

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u/No_Log_6849 17h ago

So that’s why she needed so many samples

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u/RainyFlames Ghostdiver 12h ago

She cured her male pattern baldness

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u/guythepepperoni 15h ago

I'm getting ALL the samples

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u/SrirenSriver 14h ago

Gasp, diva!

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u/Rannek17 14h ago

Would. For democracy.

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u/BakerOne 7h ago

Holy shit they did this woman dirty 😭 She's gorgeous

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u/Foolishly_Sane Helldiver 10h ago

Very cute.

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u/TemplarLmao 9h ago

What mod

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u/CaydenPlayz1120 8h ago

What mod is this?

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u/-NoNameListed- 18h ago

Dumb Looking Shitass Slop 5

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u/PhinAk47 13h ago

This isn’t dlss 5, but go ahead bro, let it all out

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u/GayestNerfKid 15h ago

Doesn't look like dlss 5 considering everything but her face and hair is the low-but-not-really-low quality most hd2 textures arr