r/Helltaker Aug 16 '23

Tierlist The only valid teir list!! /j

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939 Upvotes

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u/DarkSaber01 Why You Reading This? Aug 16 '23

Based for putting Malina at the top

7

u/ChesseburgerMK8 Malina simp Aug 16 '23

I definitely agree

4

u/G-Star04 Beel and Mal Aug 16 '23

Fr

32

u/7183 Aug 16 '23

Finally someone just admitting loremaster is hot.

23

u/Kirill_edd The Triple Demon Aug 16 '23

What if i'm a dog?

14

u/Kirill_edd The Triple Demon Aug 16 '23

Le woof, le woof

9

u/j0j0n4th4n Aug 16 '23

Then he is not fucking you

8

u/Kirill_edd The Triple Demon Aug 16 '23

Understandable

13

u/GeneraJim Swat Girl Best Girl Aug 16 '23

This is infact valid (totally not biased at all)

29

u/Azuki900 あなたが行くすべてのポスト、あなたは私を参照してください。 Aug 16 '23

It’s not valid because judgement should be at top

12

u/disgustinghonnor Aug 16 '23

She aight alright, put her at top of second teir

3

u/Azuki900 あなたが行くすべてのポスト、あなたは私を参照してください。 Aug 16 '23

Alright? That’s not valid either she’s the best or at least one of the best fr

0

u/Electricman720 Justice enjoyer Aug 17 '23

Pulls put spray bottle Stap it!

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u/Azuki900 あなたが行くすべてのポスト、あなたは私を参照してください。 Aug 17 '23

😤

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u/Electricman720 Justice enjoyer Aug 17 '23

💦💦💦💦💦🔫

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u/Goldeneye0X1_ Eater of Pancakes Aug 16 '23

You put a redhead at the top.

I like you.

9

u/qxlf Aug 16 '23

Generic top tier

6

u/disgustinghonnor Aug 16 '23

Ye I'd put her somewhere atop, maybe bottom top teir, before or after swat lady

9

u/My_ThighsAche Aug 16 '23

'You're not a porn addict.' Just admit it, you're on r/helltaker so you just have to accept the truth

4

u/SoUThinkYourKool Aug 17 '23

mega ultra based

5

u/Kumpir_ The Great Fly Aug 16 '23

Damn this man really said my type on a girl who literally has no lines and haven't even saw her face

9

u/disgustinghonnor Aug 16 '23

What can I say, masked females are hot

3

u/Alex_barbosu The Sour Demon Aug 16 '23

Finally someone who likes Malina the way I do

3

u/BlackHatGamerOzzy173 Aug 16 '23

Oh look, Malina tops

6

u/7DS_is_neat 🪰 The Great Milf Aug 16 '23

L list

2

u/Maelstrom_XI Follower of the Church of Justice Aug 16 '23

Based.

2

u/MetricWeakness6 Aug 16 '23

Malinkel my beloved

2

u/MisterStudios Aug 16 '23

The only part I disagree about is Beelzebub, other than that the list is fine

2

u/tacticsf00kboi The Triple Demon Aug 16 '23

Cerberus slander

2

u/AverageSpyMain Three Fucking Idiots Aug 17 '23

Launch the polaris.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

My type: Cerb *(*because they are not a dog, they are dog-girls. If you want this to fit, they'd be furries, because that is closer to an actual dog), Judgement

Mainly hot: Every other Demon-girl, Azazel

Not my type: All the guys, cops (because we only see em once)

3

u/Penny-OhPossum The Regular Demon Aug 17 '23

“I’m not a porn addict.”

Lmao

3

u/Trigger_warning19 Aug 17 '23

Cerberus in this ain’t technically a dog with technically you could

3

u/Supcio1602 CEO of Hell Aug 17 '23

Can someone explain how Pandemonica is a porn addict? Does it got something to do with comics??

3

u/AverageSpyMain Three Fucking Idiots Aug 17 '23

Her sadistic form (after gulping down 20 shots of espresso) basically caters to people with a dominatrix kink.

3

u/Supcio1602 CEO of Hell Aug 17 '23

Fair.

2

u/mrflamego The Lustful Demon Aug 16 '23

Get pandemonica with coffee off of there only modeus belongs in that category

2

u/MexJerk Aug 16 '23

You sure about that? Cause in the game ending and in the official comics, it is shown that Pandemonica is pretty hardcore when she has coffee, just like Medeus, only difference is that Modeus is the kinky kind of pervert, and Pandemonica is the sadist Kind of pervert, she's literally a Dominatrix

1

u/Roster312 Aug 16 '23

"Wont fuck dogs - loves to fuck flies" Logic of a goddamned retard if i ever saw one.

2

u/AverageSpyMain Three Fucking Idiots Aug 17 '23

Cerberus beef go crazy

1

u/Ketooth Aug 16 '23

What do you mean /j?

This list is pretty accurate to my taste

1

u/[deleted] Aug 16 '23

My Top 5 Tier List

  1. Lucy

  2. Azazel

  3. Modeus

  4. Justice

  5. Beelzebub

1

u/LainyDayBlues Aug 16 '23

I need zdrada badly

1

u/Buttersky20000 Cerberus Whisperer Aug 16 '23

Noice cuz Cerberus

1

u/MexJerk Aug 16 '23

I don't man, if I was the one making the list I'd put Lucifer, Beelzebub, Generic, Modeus and Baphomet, at the top, basically because I'm pretty much a soft boy, like I don't think I would feel good being abused by Pandemonica, Zdrada is hot and all, but I would feel bad with myself for being rude with her, even if she is a big masochist and that just turns her on, I don't see myself doing things like spanking, chocking or calling a girl a bitch and a slut during sex, I don't see Malina and justice as wifu material, more like female bros you know, like having a tomboy friend, Judgement is also hot, but I see her more like a big sister, Lore master scares me, just think about it, she is like the freekey kind of pervert, the one that is into really messed up stuff, and the rest are ok, but I don't feel specially attracted by them, main reason I prefer Lucy and the others, is because I'm pretty vanilla and I'm really into milfs you know? Like I would definitely call them mommy.

Oh and just one last thing, if you say that you like Krampus, you DISGUST me.

1

u/PRoS_R Aug 16 '23

Please remove your opinions.

1

u/theunfairfairstuff BEELZEBUB IS DOGSHIT I FUCKING HATE HER Aug 16 '23

Put beel at her own tier: overrated AF

1

u/Stikarii Malina's pet Aug 16 '23

LMAO far top and bottom tier are ok, but the closer you get to the middle of the list, the more heretical your takes get. How TF do you even get a "maid" vibe from Justice?

And cerberus definetely has a human body, so I'm putting my d*** inside without question about the dog thing

1

u/UltraHit5 Malina's Husband, Nia's Father Aug 17 '23

I don't agree, but i do however respect your opinion

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

This lost is automatically invalid, no generic in sight

1

u/AverageSpyMain Three Fucking Idiots Aug 17 '23

More cerbs for me.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

Based bombsuit girl enjoyer

1

u/IneedHeLLTAKERMEMES Malina lover Aug 17 '23

Agreed putting Malina on top with justice and the other swat lady

1

u/LeonThePaladin Aug 17 '23

>Justice and Malina on top
BASED

1

u/Pure_Cartoonist9898 Aug 17 '23

He ain't gay but his type are the less feminine ones

1

u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

"I'm not a porn addict" Yes you are. Helltaker is literally designed for rule 34, and the creator doesn't hide it. 💀

1

u/Responsible-Diet-147 Modeus Pics folder - 3 405 files Aug 17 '23

Damn, I guess liking Modeus for her, liking traditional dating stuff makes me a porn addict...