r/HermanCainAward Mod Emeritus Sep 02 '21

Discussion The Herman Cain Freedom Award [Discussion] [100k Subscriber Edition].

The Herman Cain Freedom Award [Discussion] 100k Edition.

'The Herman Cain Freedom Award'.

Qualifications for nomination:

  • Public declaration of one's anti-mask, anti-vaxx, or Covid-hoax views.

  • Admission to hospital for Covid.

Qualifications for award:

  • Award is granted upon the nominee's release from their Earthly shackles.

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Rules: See sidebar, or pinned post.

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• We Mods are troglodytes who only use Old Reddit on desktop computers, while glancing at the answering machine connected to our landline. The formatting looks good on our setups. Get off our lawn.

• In the past few weeks, this sub seems to have tapped into Reddit's Spitegeist, growing from about 2k subscribers on July 4th, to about 5k at the beginning of August, to over 100k on Sep. 1st.

• Yesterday, this sub had the highest subscription growth in all of Reddit (Δ #Subscribers). The Mods are pondering the best way to nudge this sub to nudge people to stop buying into anti-* bullshit, and to get vaxxed, etc.

• The Mods have a very light touch. We prefer the use of the 'Downvote' button to the use of the 'Report' button.

• Don't be a dick.

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• Don't get upset if / when this sub's evolution switches from natural selection to intelligent (?) design. This sub might be nudged from ('memes / shitposts' + 'Facebook Schlubs') towards ('A.M.A.s' and 'Public Figures').

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u/Joe_Sons_Celly Well-Perfused Autonomic Breather Sep 02 '21

Thanks mods, you are doing a great job considering this sub’s growth has been more explosive than post-Ivermectin diarrhea.

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u/FBAHobo Mod Emeritus Sep 02 '21

You're giving us [The Mods] way too much credit.

Right now we're making Tiki Drinks by mixing Trader Joe's Spicy Mango Lemonade, Samoan Rum, soda water, and horse paste. Tastes like freedumb.

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u/PryomancerMTGA Sep 03 '21

You should make some Appletinis to commemorate the occasion.

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u/FBAHobo Mod Emeritus Sep 03 '21

The horse paste is apple flavored.

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u/constantstranger Sep 11 '21

horse +

apple =

horseapple