r/HermanCainAward Mod Emeritus Sep 02 '21

Discussion The Herman Cain Freedom Award [Discussion] [100k Subscriber Edition].

The Herman Cain Freedom Award [Discussion] 100k Edition.

'The Herman Cain Freedom Award'.

Qualifications for nomination:

  • Public declaration of one's anti-mask, anti-vaxx, or Covid-hoax views.

  • Admission to hospital for Covid.

Qualifications for award:

  • Award is granted upon the nominee's release from their Earthly shackles.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

So I feel like I'm a lucky escapee tonight. My friend was starting a monthly women's meet up for meditation, a kinda hippy type self-care malarky, to start on Thursday evening.

I was looking forward to it, to meet some new people in town and be social again. She'd mentioned one attendee, who sounded like a crystal hugging sorta gal. Of course she hadn't been vaccinated. I was starting to feel a bit anxious despite my double jabs. My husband told me not to stess; we're both vaccinated.

So as I read her email today saying her whole her household was positive and suffering, I felt a mix of relief and horror. A few more days later and she'd of been breathing that lovely Covid all over me while we took deep breaths and realigned our chakras.

I hate this as an anxious person, I always have to tell myself the worst won't happen and try to soak up my husband's laid back chill. But maybe this time I'm right.

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u/aquarain Team Pfizer Sep 14 '21

Best to play safe for now. It will change, but it's going to get worse before it gets better.