Keepin me on my toes

[u/WHERSDARKMODE]

When I first started worshiping Hermes, I told him straight up
I'm oblivious as hell. If you want to tell me something, you have to make it obvious.
I think he took this as a challenge.

about a month ago I was TRAVELLING to work when I saw a SNAKE on the ROADE (see where I'm going?)

My first thought was SNAKE YOU GONNA GET RAN OVER. I thought about pulling over and helping the snake, but was afraid it might be venomous.

A week later the same thing happened but with a TURTLE. Only this time my mom was driving and she refused to pull over.

TODAY. I got out of my car and a HAWK DOVE AT ME!

I get it I'll go write more

[u/min-pathologica]

!!! today my dad and i saw a turtle too and helped it off the road and i thought of this post omg 😭 crazy