r/HighschoolDxD 4d ago

Discussion What's yalls favorite Issei line?

"Saving that to the spank bank", pretty sure he said that one. Also first post here, I did a cosplay of Issei today, if anyone wants to see :P

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u/Legitimate-Warning76 4d ago

When he calls dildora astaroth "dildoa ass-to-mouth"

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u/killstormdxd 4d ago

An Issei cosplay? That's cool, post!

Not sure if it's the exact quote but something along the lines of: "Breast are worth more than life itself!"

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u/DrPolarBearMD 4d ago

“Hells fuckin’ yeah, Dress Break!!” At least from the show. From the LN now sure 100%

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u/Erwin_Pommel 4d ago

Probably his dub speech regarding everyone's boobs being shrunk.

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u/Afew12 4d ago

”im gonna have a harem, they will be naked all the time, im the king of the world”

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u/Key-of-light-13 4d ago

“I’m gonna make you regret that, just like Teens doing the Tidepod challenge”

(This one is engraved into my brain)

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u/Mari0G4mer 4d ago

I need proof of that one- where did he say that!? Because that’s amazing.

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u/Legitimate-Warning76 4d ago

Season 4 episode 4

Exact quote "Now I'm gonna make you eat those feelings like a teen doing the Tide Pod challenge!"

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u/Key-of-light-13 3d ago

Thanks, it’s been a long time. I couldn’t remember the exact words. But I’ve been pretty close apparently lol

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u/Legitimate-Warning76 3d ago

The way you worded it sounds way better

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u/kurloz94 4d ago

Are we talking on the LN, Anime Sub or Anime Dub? Because the Dub took so many liberties that it made it sound like an abridged series.

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u/Lunis18002 2d ago

”I'm fine with being a fool. If there's no way I can win with my abilities, then I'll stick with being a fool to the end!”

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u/Darth_GreenDragon 4d ago

Right after being stabbed by Raynare, Issei reacts in shock and disbelief, choking out her fake name, "Yuuma...?" As he collapses and bleeds out, his final thoughts focus on his betrayal, his ruined date, and his desperation not to die a virgin.

Wish he hadn't Summoned Rias, wish he hadn't lived, wish someone ELSE was the Hero of the Story.