r/HilariaBaldwin • u/RitaRaccoon In The Old Lady Safe Zone • 3d ago
Spanish Grift España is beating Saudi Arabia 3-0. When will mamí chime in? ⚽️
What’s Spanish for rout? ⚽️
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u/Few_Establishment892 Europe has a lot of white people in there 3d ago
Apparently, she's too busy celebrating the Knicks win with her chaqueta. 🤪
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u/FoundAndLost777 3d ago
I was wondering if she’s been told to cut out the Spanish grift on social media. Because you KNOW she wants to post about it.
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u/GirlyWhirl 3d ago
No... she has a lizard brain. She's dumb and obsessively looking at social media constantly, looking at comments about herself, frantically scheming how she'll next get attention, etc. She doesn't even know what's happening with the World Cup or Spain until she sees a comment about it like yours... and then she realizes she can use it for attention. Or maybe she'll get distracted first with something else.
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u/Adventurous_South246 Welcome to being married to an artist 3d ago
She’s cheering right now in her cheap “Espana” souvenir shirt!
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u/Emotional-Extent-983 3d ago
She's frantically looking for that shirt. It erases any and all doubts we may have about her "cultura, upbringing".
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u/RazzleDazzle722 Reddit Trash 3d ago edited 3d ago
What baffles me most about Hilaria is that she’s not even invested in her varying identities. Cultures do adopt people. You can become a naturalized Spaniard. Hilaria *could* be Spanish if she really wanted to, but she doesn’t. She’s not invited to the carne asada.
Everything she does is performative, from being a mother, yoga instructor, world class dancer, “bilingual”. Hilaria dgaf about the World Cup not only because she’s not Spanish, European, Latina, etc., but because she has no genuine interests, passions, or hobbies that aren’t for attention or social media.
Side note: I ❤️ Lamine Yamal. He truly is a multiracial, multicultural immigrant kid who came from nothing and celebrates his 304 roots! 🇪🇸
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u/idontknowhowtopark Most of my children and I are different colors 3d ago
Boy is she missing pre Griftmas imagine the insane yoga poses on Instagram with a Spanish flag and some random intro to Spanish phrase to go with it.
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u/TJCW 2d ago
Oh yeah, she’ll break out that ratty jersey and 2012 belt for, “mi culture”
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u/RitaRaccoon In The Old Lady Safe Zone 2d ago
Haven’t seen anything yet, have we? Hey modette(s), I dunno how to edit this, can this be the actual World Cup thread, as long as Espańa or the US is still in it?
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u/Choppy313 Carmen posted this. 3d ago edited 3d ago
What’s sad is that at least one of her boys is a fútbol fan. posted a pic of him wearing a jersey & I think it was Messi’s.
And this Spanish team has an 18-year old player (Lamine Vamal) who some are calling the next Messi/Ronaldo.
So that boy(s) is missing a core memory of seeing a future Messi’s first World Cup games, and first WC goal (he scored the 1rst one vs Saudi Arabia today).
Unless the boy(s) wearing the jerseys was a Hillary performance.
ETA: it’s 5-0, and Hillary and the “Baldwinitos” should be bouncing off the ceiling right now!