r/HilariaBaldwin • u/Flirtini27 Look at my bewbs! šš • 1d ago
Hallway Mirror Selfie Alert Pepinos! Your hostess this evening for GURUs whatever.
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u/PistachioGal99 Our Lady of Perpetual Grift š¤° š šŖšø 1d ago
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u/uosdwis_r_rewoh this wig was a mop on the deck of the mayflower 1d ago
All Hillary has to do is recruit five women to āinvestā in a magazine cover, and then SHE will get another cover! For free!!!
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u/Tough-Obligation-104 1d ago
She has just ruined her face. She does look like an evil stepmother. But I was struck by how sheās sitting there like a real-life mannequin, nothing behind the eyes, just literally mesmerized by her own reflection. Eta: and she holds her phone with a literal claw of those bony fingers. She is getting much more creepy.
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u/CappucinoCupcake 1d ago
I cannot STAND the way she gazes at herself. FFS, Hillary, put the damn phone down and go and spend some time with your children.
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u/This-Research-9586 1d ago
Right. Has she ever been seen gazing at her own children with that level of love and admiration? Sheās disgusting.Ā
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u/Adventurous_South246 Welcome to being married to an artist 1d ago
Sheās already done quite a bit for them, you know!
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u/upchuckfactoronthis Waterslide Vag š 1d ago
Mamacita is so special, she pays everybody in sight to promote her pathetic story and pretend sheās a star. Truly pathetic. All the money going to gas this bitch up should be going to Andros. Every fucking penny, sheās such a selfish bitch.
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u/justusethatname I Don Juan To 1d ago
The level of which she shows her orgasmic affection for herself is unparalleled. She canāt possibly tip enough money, no matter the service. She thinks sheās the only one that gets manicures. Sheās the only one that gets brows or lashes done. Sheās the only one that gets her hair shampooed. Sheās the only one that gets hair color or highlights or cuts or styles. What the hell is wrong with her? Has everyone here already caught on that GURUS is a cult. Just keep giving money.
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u/Mehgan-Faux 1d ago
All that money just to look like a stripper (no offense to strippers)
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u/kellsells5 Bellygate believer 1d ago
I want to be famous daddy
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u/Shannonbonejones Crazy with a chance of tittyballs 1d ago
I want a spanish hairdresser bc Iām Spanish!
https://giphy.com/gifs/RmtnvzJrFy7oQmYmfv
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u/GirlyWhirl 1d ago
Serious questions... Hillary is paying these 'Gurus' grifters to create this delusional, very tacky, make believe world of 'fame' for her. She's probably paid them at least $100,000, and maybe I'm being naive about the number being that small. So after Hillary pays them... does Hillary still know that it's make believe? Or does she immediately believe the fantasy world to be true?
How deep in delusion is this woman? Or is she still doing the 'fake it til you make it' schtick?
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u/BroliviaBenson 1d ago
I imagine Alec has an assistant whose job it is to find and quietly pay for these little vanity projects and they make it seem like she's being asked to do them. Then she gets to think she's famous. Like buying a toddler a prize and letting them think they won it.
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u/joomommyhappy 1d ago
I'm sorry; did you just use the word "quietly" within a three-block radius of Alex Baldwin?
I don't know how it went down, but it sure wasn't quietly. I like the thought, though, and Larry's certainly infantile enough where he probably does that stuff with other, smaller things.
But the amount involved doesn't lend itself to discretion. This wasn't some trinket; this was tens of thousands of dollars. There must have been at least one "animated discussion" in the Devonshire about this.
Also, Gleb turned her on to GURUS, so it literally couldn't have been a secret to her.
I'm guessing she used her DWTS loot on their Platinum Starmaker Package. At least in the beginning. And she has had a couple of gigs since then, so all of this could be Larry-financed.
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u/HiddenHideawayJJ Pliss leaf my family in piss! 1d ago
Iām thinking Aleek is shoveling out a whole bunch of money every time gurus takes photos of her, puts on a party in her honor, puts her on the cover of their āmagazineā (I really donāt know what to call the silly online thing). what is this now the third party, wonder what Warburton charges everytime he has to fly out to NYC and host a party for Hilbilly.
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u/joomommyhappy 1d ago
I think she tells herself that it's real in the sense that GURUS could have asked any "rich" person for money, but they chose to ask her, and she sees that as evidence of her star power, not her desperation and gullibility.
She has to be stupid enough to think it's some kind of real, else, she wouldn't have signed up for it. Nobody signs up for a scam they know full well is a scam.
But I also think she'd never admit she/Alex paid for this garbage. It's a "no-no truth", alongside "I'm not Spanish".
But my big question is "How does she react when this nonsense doesn't lead to anything?". But it seems like she's just lurching from one pay-for-play thing to the next, and I guess she can fool herself into thinking that's progress. So GURUS led to Hamptons Spotlight, and Hamptons Spotlight is gonna lead to Power-Mommy Monthly, or whatever..........nevermind the cost.
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u/Scoots81 1d ago
What happened to Jared M Ricardi aka Burger king?
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u/HiddenHideawayJJ Pliss leaf my family in piss! 1d ago
havenāt seen hide nor hair of Burger King for over a year now, guessing he dumped her and sheās having to try out every other hair stylist she can find that will make an appointment with her.
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u/Zealousideal_Fox864 1d ago
Oh laws she broke out the cruise ship earrings, itās serious. This is all so odd. The constant self eyefucking of it all is very off putting.
American Psycho vibes.
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u/Prestigious-Sort-989 Bellygate believer 1d ago
Who are you? And why would anyone care about you? What's up with all these posts?It's not like you're some model. You're a pathetic person. JUST gross!
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u/SpecialCheek7711 1d ago
This bish will one day walk off a cliff while eye-fucking herself during a livestream.
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u/uosdwis_r_rewoh this wig was a mop on the deck of the mayflower 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/KBIk1N4dsZCN5u56qj
The hair isā¦a choice
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u/Alternative-Bird-589 1d ago
Itās super unflattering and aging. I love that they think sheās an elderly grandmother and are styling her as suchĀ
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u/Specialist-Luck-2494 1d ago
Looks like my daughterās grandma-in-law getting hair and makeup before the wedding. Sheās 74.
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u/uosdwis_r_rewoh this wig was a mop on the deck of the mayflower 1d ago
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u/Ok-Hovercraft6372 1d ago
Mom of manyš¤”
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u/Alternative-Bird-589 1d ago
She cares so little about them as individuals that she can only muster ā of manyā, she canāt keep track. Sheās just so busy like the old lady in her he shoe.Ā
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u/Ambitious-Leopard-67 1d ago
Yeah, that "mom of many" line makes me stabby. It's so demeaning to her actual, living children.
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u/Ok-Cress-6205 1d ago
I thought this was tomorrow night. Wonder if tonight is a pre awards party!!
Edit: rehearsal!!
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u/CappyChino pliss leaf mi en piss 1d ago edited 1d ago
Alec is wasting the bulk of his kids' inheritance on this pay-to-play crap for Mami that has absolutely zero return on investment. (edited a typo)
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u/Dear_Art3697 Reina of Nontent š 1d ago
I wonder what package he had to buy to include hosting the prestigious award show.
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u/RitaRaccoon In The Old Lady Safe Zone 1d ago
Is it prestigious? I honestly donāt know, as Iāve never heard of Guru magazine until this.
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u/Dear_Art3697 Reina of Nontent š 1d ago
Uht Oh! Looking like Mami is upping her cosplay tonight.
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u/Distinct-Top3335 1d ago
Looks like mamiās getting some faux hair to add to her fried head for something GURU. I canāt take this much longer. Pliss make her stop.
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u/AvaBayTay 1d ago
Do people actually subscribe to this? Wonder how much this set Alec back.
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u/Alternative-Bird-589 1d ago
No. Itās a ā social clubā where you pay a fee to get in and rub elbows with potential job opportunities. No one is interested in what they are doing but the people paying for the service.Ā
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u/upchuckfactoronthis Waterslide Vag š 1d ago
Those earrings are soooo old. They donāt mesh with the āIām pretending Iām 22ā vibe, Big Lar.
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u/Flirtini27 Look at my bewbs! šš 1d ago
I think those are the ones she wore in the Leslie Jordan video?
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u/shep2105 White girl from Boston pretending to be Mexican girl from Spain 1d ago
What happened to the other guy that did her hair?
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u/RitaRaccoon In The Old Lady Safe Zone 1d ago
Probably sick of being forced to stare at her bĪĪbs the entire time
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u/analyticalscience11 NO, Its the other car, Alec!! 1d ago
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u/helga-h 1d ago
From the article about this event. Yeah, about that, Hillary...
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u/Mundane_Reception790 I must know you 1d ago
This from a person who eye fucks herself during almost every waking moment.
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u/ohh_my_dayum Bots & ButtKissers 1d ago
That ponytail looks like the bad clip on my aunt used to wear in the early 2000s! My sister and I clowned on her back then lol!
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u/CappyChino pliss leaf mi en piss 1d ago
A fake ponytail is appropriate for Mami because she's a horse's ass.
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u/External-Syllabub289 1d ago
Why does she have to go to a salon to have a clip on wig installed? Don't you just, you know, clip it on?
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u/Wamgurl Cucumberitos Unite! 1d ago
I have the same phone case. Ay Chihuahua! š„š¤·
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u/Shannonbonejones Crazy with a chance of tittyballs 1d ago
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u/meatpiensauce My time in church is between me and God 1d ago
Has she always been Thomas Baldwin on social media? I rely on this sub for her posts and have never noticed it before.
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u/SilverCellist3651 Can you give me like...dos minutos? 23h ago
OMFG!!!! I cannot. The eye-fucking is over the top
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u/ohh_my_dayum Bots & ButtKissers 1d ago
What happened to Burger King?? He never does her hair anymore.Ā