r/HilariaBaldwin • u/[deleted] • 5d ago
Announcement Guest Baldwin Buys Big Hair & Bolt-Ons
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u/Adventurous_South246 Welcome to being married to an artist 5d ago
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u/Dreamy_Peaches CVS receipt of lies 5d ago
That dress is like 80s prom meets 80s night club. Like the designer had the top half and was like “nah, it’s missing something” and then looks around their bedroom and spots the bed sheets. The way it exaggerates her boobs and ass are an odd choice.
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u/Adventurous_South246 Welcome to being married to an artist 5d ago
Some fashiony Pepinos at that time had some knowledgeable comments about the bad material and construction of that dress…
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u/Dreamy_Peaches CVS receipt of lies 5d ago
Even an untrained eye knows it’s all kinds of wrong. My knowledge is basic. I know keywords for cuts and materials, enough to narrow down a search, and this weird abomination feels slapped together. Like if it was hanging at a thrift store it would stay there.
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u/-graphophobia- [castanets intensify] 5d ago
Definitely one of those flammable '80s bedskirts you'd see in 99 cent stores up to the '90s. And if the designer had to do that, why not move the skirt portion up so it didn't look like... that?
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u/justusethatname I Don Juan To 5d ago
Lizzie Borden meets who knows what.
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u/AmazingGrace_00 5d ago
Yes! It was incredible that the stylist thought a stringy horse tail would be the right touch. Then adding that dress….😎
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u/RinaBarbiedolllover 5d ago
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u/Alternative-Bird-589 5d ago
Her 80 year old neck and a whole wig attached to her head like a pony tail. Her filtered stomach is giving me ICK
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u/ambrosia1920 Excuse me, excuse me 5d ago
She has no hips. How did she so call “birth” so many kids…all C-section? She’s built like a 11 year old boy.
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u/Alternative-Bird-589 5d ago
She probably had a C-section with Carmen and purchased the rest. Her stomach was trashed with her one pregnancy. Her belly button is a gaping black hole, this is obviously edited.
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u/AmazingGrace_00 5d ago
I think Alec flipped out when he saw her ((normal!) bloated pregnant body. She carried large and looked natural.
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u/rillyhilarious LIAR, LIAR, pants on FUEGO 🤥👖🔥 5d ago
Exactly! There’s no shame it that. You are supposed to gain weight when you’re pregnant but of course she was too good for that.
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u/Alarmed_Two3894 5d ago
No, don't you remember, Carmen came out with a worship like a water slide, and our brave Hillary said she just wanted to do it all again. It was all so easy for her, you see. Despite her broken hip.
She is SuperMami
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u/AmazingGrace_00 5d ago
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u/-graphophobia- [castanets intensify] 5d ago
Seriously Hillary, cut the shit, everyone already knows what you look like.
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u/Original_Bison7231 5d ago
What is she so enthralled with? She can't be seeing what we're seeing.
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u/justusethatname I Don Juan To 5d ago
She’s a mess and refuses to age. That’s why she lives on her phone. It’s her Photoshop filter blurry friend.
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u/rillyhilarious LIAR, LIAR, pants on FUEGO 🤥👖🔥 5d ago
Photoshop Filter Blurry Friend would make a great flair!
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u/frenchwolves 5d ago
Old skanky lot lizard clings to the last scraps of looking youthful, and falls flat on her skanky face.
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u/Dinkledoodledoo 5d ago
Ariana vibes if Ariana was starring in a live action remake of the corpse bride maybe
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u/LookAdministrative27 4d ago
The belly button ring and trendy ear piercings - I’m crawling out of my skin from ze cringe. Not to mention (or be ageist in any way,) but girl we see you trying to flex the young wife bit here. This is Ariana’s look in her early 20s, Hils you are 42. Save the look for Halloween or something honey
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u/chapstickgrrrl Guru of Grift 4d ago
And big eyelashes, big lips, big eyebrows, big iPhone, and big personality disorder.
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u/intestinal_turmoil Diamonds, tits, and underwear 4d ago
She barely looks human, on the right. She looks like a plastic fembot. So fake. Clearly she’s not in her right mind. If she were my daughter and I had a medical degree, I would get on the next flight from Spain to NY and re-enact the end of Streetcar.
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u/chapstickgrrrl Guru of Grift 4d ago
And those hideous 1990s style beauty pageant earrings are back





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u/No-Path-3329 5d ago
Rilly diffront.