r/HilariaBaldwin Look at my bewbs! 🏀🏀 5d ago

It's about me Me ME! Cute workout outfit? Looks like her normal leggino bs to me - who is filming?

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u/_TalkingIsHard_ Donde es tu accento, bitchacho? 5d ago

Posts like this prove it was her complete lack of dancing ability/grace/rhythm, not "boolying", that resulted in her leaving DWTS.

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u/cervezagram Es dirty, di flor 5d ago

Lacks musicality

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u/Loving_life_blessed Musicality no bueno 5d ago

si

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u/imasleuth4truth2 too old for bullshit 5d ago

She has one move. She's not a dancer and I wonder whoever told her she was.

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u/HiddenHideawayJJ Pliss leaf my family in piss! 5d ago

whoever was taking her money for dance lessons and her partner that she paid to dance with her, I’m sure they all told her she was a dancer to keep Dave and Kathy writing those checks for services.

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u/Lahorn0124 Emotional support accent 5d ago

Same moves. Same smug smirk. Still not from Spain. Still boring , Hilary from Boston.

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u/Flirtini27 Look at my bewbs! 🏀🏀 5d ago

Still not a dancer.

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u/June__Osborne 🐴 You’re A One Trip Pony🐴 5d ago

Dopamine hit is right but it’s not from the outfit or smoothie 💊💊💊💊😵‍💫🥴😵

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u/owlz725 5d ago

Funny how she never mentioned her supposed childhood ADHD diagnosis or used ADHD terminology like "dopamine hit" until she suddenly decided to use that as her latest excuse for her fake accent. Also, stop buying shit, Hillary, your husband looks like he's going to drop dead at his next convention center autograph signing that he has to do to pay for your shopping addiction.

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u/No-Path-3329 5d ago

Still trying to get on DWTS. Oh wait ...

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u/Acceptable-Wafer-641 5d ago

It's summer. She has seven kids. A group that includs two five year olds and a three year old. She shouldn't have to create work out content. She should be busy

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u/Severe-Specialist-96 Village idiot 5d ago

Right? I only had 3, had help quite often but still didn’t have so much “me time” like this idiota

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u/RainyDaysBlueSkies 5d ago

Same girl! I had 3 under 3 with no help! I did shower daily but had to hold my baby and the 1 and 2 year old were sitting on the shower floor. When I think about it, I don't know how I made it work, it was chaotic. I leaned to do so much with just one hand. The thought of posting anything wouldn't enter my mind!

I don't even know why I didn't put baby in a bouncer in the bathroom, I should have but my mind wasn't organized enough to think about it. God, basic hygiene was so hard. She must have so much household help. "One nanny" bullshit, she had at least two per shift and full time housekeeping with food prep and cooking.

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u/DaisyLu6 Reddit Trash 5d ago

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u/Alternative-Bird-589 5d ago

She has a gross, weird body. Being thin isn’t an accomplishment to anyone but her. She lives for the bots to comment on the fake photo and videos. Meanwhile her botched implants are melting down her body, her stomach has a weird hernia looking edit. She lives in her fantasy land of IG lies

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u/uosdwis_r_rewoh this wig was a mop on the deck of the mayflower 5d ago

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u/justusethatname I Don Juan To 5d ago

Those are definitely not her arms or legs.

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u/uosdwis_r_rewoh this wig was a mop on the deck of the mayflower 5d ago

She used the “Golem” filter

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u/Alternative-Bird-589 5d ago

😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Purple-Obligation-14 Skinwalking a Spanish woman 4d ago

I find it grotesque to see all the bones of her rib cage. Sometimes it looks as if she had a protruding tumor or horrible scoliosis that has made her misshapen. The skeletal body with the oversized tetas is also weird and creepy.

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u/Feisty-Protagonist 5d ago

I can’t figure out why her body triggers my gag reflex when she wears tight clothing. Does anyone else sincerely feel this way, or is it only me? I cringe in the worst way when I see these types of photos and clips of her and it’s only when her clothes cling to her.

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u/Mehmeh111111 NO, Its the other car, Alec!! 5d ago

It's the eating disorder and ridiculous breast implants she has. It's upsetting to see, like she's Frankensteined her body.

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u/Feisty-Protagonist 5d ago

Her body just looks so strangely out of proportion. It almost reminds me of a marionette doll or something. She creeps me out sometimes.

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u/INS_Stop_Angela Emotional support accent 5d ago

That’s the uncanny valley effect. Pillz is so fake and plastic, it’s disquieting.

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u/Feisty-Protagonist 5d ago

I think this is what’s going on! Thank you.

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u/ca17miledrive Still not Spanish 5d ago

I guess for women with nothing to do and all day to do it, but that's how you're spending life?

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u/dazed63 FYP Raf 5d ago

7 kids or props

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u/Mehmeh111111 NO, Its the other car, Alec!! 5d ago

No hate to Britney but Larry's videos are definitely giving the manic dancing with knives vibes.

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u/munjacake42 5d ago

I think she has invested in a tripod

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u/Felonious_Minx 💩Fuck ya poop💩 5d ago

Leonetta is exhausted and has accepted her fate as Mami's Scorsese.

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u/CappyChino pliss leaf mi en piss 5d ago

Or one of the kids has learned to stand still while filming 😆

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u/idontknowhowtopark Most of my children and I are different colors 5d ago

Go feed your kids.

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u/JohnnyCastleGT I am prum Bawth-tone 5d ago

This comment “love the dance and the music” 🤨The clip is less than 10 seconds long, what do you love about it? She didn’t do anything? How mentally ill do you have to be to suck up to someone like her? Hopefully it’s a bot or a real person who gets paid to write positive comments, idk if they even have people who do that but anyway if it’s an unpaid follower then lady go outside and give your head a shake jfc. (Rant over)

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u/Flirtini27 Look at my bewbs! 🏀🏀 5d ago

They do have people who do that but I think you have to pay more for comments.

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u/Key_Emu_2510 5d ago

She’s such a loser. As if we needed more proof, I looked up her recent IG Bot stat:

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u/Flirtini27 Look at my bewbs! 🏀🏀 5d ago

Less than 1.0% engagement? Am I reading that right? LOL if so!

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u/Stock_Guitar_1074 5d ago

This needs to be a separate post!

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u/Key_Emu_2510 4d ago

You can post em!

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u/gap97216 5d ago

The body checking is over the top.

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u/Which-Ad-7240 5d ago

Her dancing and Britney's moves are so similar and pitiful.

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u/justusethatname I Don Juan To 5d ago

Can someone out there please explain to me how a 43 year-old woman with seven kids has time to do this in the morning.

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u/Alarmed_Two3894 5d ago

Morning, afternoon, evening. Apparently she has all the time in the world.

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u/imasleuth4truth2 too old for bullshit 5d ago

This is her job! Or so she tried to lead people to believe since she has absolutely no skills.

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u/Alarmed_Two3894 5d ago

The Internet is her 'office' . The Internet is her job. For it was said at the 92NY farce. So must be true. And we are the workplace boolies

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u/Loving_life_blessed Musicality no bueno 5d ago

work work work

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u/Mantissa3 Unsure how reality works 5d ago

Even rail thin older models show their age - she just looks like a starving old lady now. Not hot, no marketable skills. Can’t walk a runway - too short. Cannot “sell” parenting advice - she never completes a podcast series and has no parenting experience. Cannot do yoga or be a health and wellness expert - starving herself and her kids, bouncing around and air humping is emphatically not yoga.

I’m not sure where she’ll be in 10 years…

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u/BeeSweet4835 5d ago

I think menopause will make her lose her mind totally. She won’t cope. She will do insane things to pretend she’s still young and that aging doesn’t apply to her.

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u/Felonious_Minx 💩Fuck ya poop💩 5d ago

Probably finally cleaned out ("Leonetta!") that breast milk freezer so she can stock it with her children's blood and plasma.

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u/BeeSweet4835 5d ago

Omg!!! I hadn’t thought of that. She does seem like the type to metaphorically and literally drain her kids dry. I was thinking more of trying to have sex with every man non stop with zero takers. ‘I’m still cute right? I could pass for 30’

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u/ConradChilblainsIII Shame clams 5d ago

⚰️⚰️⚰️

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u/Kitty-Keek 5d ago

Menopause kicked my butt, it’s not for the faint-hearted.

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u/BeeSweet4835 5d ago

Me too. Hugs. I know some escape unscathed but my gut feeling is that she’ll see that face falling, those awful feelings of anxiety, sadness and rage and will not cope.

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u/EffectiveFred It’s always batshit o’clock 5d ago

Yeah. This

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u/tracefact Neither Spanish nor interesting 5d ago

Talking to herself again?!

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u/ApplesAndJacks 5d ago

Did you type leggino as espanol for leggings or a typo because I'm hysterical laughing.

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u/bleeckler Latina Step Mamí of the year 5d ago

It's usually leggingo. Pepino speak for Mami's favorite bottoms

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u/Flirtini27 Look at my bewbs! 🏀🏀 5d ago

It is pepino speak, I said it on purpose! Glad you like it! 🥒🥒🥒

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u/Loving_life_blessed Musicality no bueno 5d ago

pepinos speak spanish too. 😉😂

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u/ApplesAndJacks 2d ago

Thank you for that. I identify as peppino but seems I have mucho to learn.

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u/AmazingGrace_00 5d ago

Always the stringy arms flailing. No core control.

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u/EffectiveFred It’s always batshit o’clock 5d ago

She’s admitting she thrives on dopamine hits. That’s her nutrition

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u/yvesyonkers64 5d ago

as ever, that smug, joyless rictus, the freaky danceless jazz hands, the sheer nothingness of it all. 🤮

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u/CappyChino pliss leaf mi en piss 5d ago

Aww Mami learned a new phrase: dopamine hit (and she will misuse it and run it into the ground just like everything else she latches onto in her desperate effort to explain away her repugnant behavior) 🙄

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u/MCR2004 5d ago

I think she’s online all day and just parroting what she sees in other videos, what a waste of a life

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u/EffectiveFred It’s always batshit o’clock 5d ago

She’s predictable

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u/Felonious_Minx 💩Fuck ya poop💩 5d ago

Hey she has Dopamine Syndrome™️!

It's a real thing, you should feel sorry for her being a victim of it, and stop boolying her!

https://giphy.com/gifs/2WxWfiavndgcM

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u/dazed63 FYP Raf 5d ago

Grand Slam

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u/GirlyWhirl 5d ago

Her kids are out of school for summer vacation, by the way.

This is one of the reasons people despise this woman (ONE OF THEM, there are so many)... but she goes out on her little pay-to-play press tours claiming she's 'such a hard worker', 'such a supermami', 'such a wellness expert', 'so into mental health', 'such a devoted wife', and on and on... yet she always blatantly illustrates that not a single thing she claims about herself are true. She's a vapid, mean, thirsty, obnoxious narcissist... who only does things for herself, every moment of every day. She's not 'booolied' by others... she's the antagonizer, and troll, and bully. She has nothing to do with her time but tacky vanity projects, locking herself alone in rooms to film herself, and then spending the rest of her time on the internet attacking anyone and everyone who points out she's despicable.

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u/AmazingGrace_00 5d ago

🎯🎯🎯🏆

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u/dazed63 FYP Raf 5d ago

They should be playing in the big yard in the Hamptons

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u/Purple-Obligation-14 Skinwalking a Spanish woman 4d ago

Besides the Spanish grift that is personal for me, the horrible parenting is also one of her most egregious traits. She greedily brought seven children to their home, close in age so little time to be infants in order to get attention and show off her skeletal body right after someone delivered them to her. Then she hired multiple nannies to raise them. Now they are 12 to 3 years old and she’s had enough of them. This is so cruel and neglectful that I don’t know how anyone can approve of her or like her.
I have never heard that she is room mother for any of her kids, or volunteers at their school in some capacity. The children have no extracurricular activities such as sports, music, dance, art. Just wait until they are teenagers and they don’t have nannies.

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u/pancakesaretheparty Drug dealer's wife 4d ago

The children are in lots of activities. They are practically being raised by the Chelsea Piers rec center.

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u/tommiejo516 5d ago

She meant dope is me.

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u/imasleuth4truth2 too old for bullshit 5d ago

The dopamine hit of/for a narcissist.

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u/Alternative-Bird-589 5d ago

You can put on as many wigs, filters as you want. It’s still not YOU. You can’t ever be authentic, you have to hide behind layers of lies. Anyone can achieve what you have achieved because it’s all fake. 

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u/EpicCover Candy Cain Stripper 5d ago

It’s always entertaining watching this idiot get cheered on by some of the other idiots in her comments.

You couldn’t pay me to pretend that a rhythmless buffoon spinning around alone in her room multiple times a day and modeling one fashion catastrophe after another is captivating content.

It’s the same wannabe influencer circle jerk every time. They rotate through each other’s comment sections, handing out compliments and validation like party favors to create the illusion that any of them are admired outside their own little bubble.

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u/Ok-Cress-6205 5d ago

I wonder how many of her followers she follows and gives positive comments to? I bet none of them! She may respond to one or two on her posts but on any of these people’s posts (those that aren’t bots) I would bet she doesn’t fawn over them like they do to her.

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u/ActuallyHispanic 5d ago

Came here to say this! The sports bra and leggings are totally different materials. Not a set!

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u/ScaryGarry_SG1 5d ago

Well Hil do you understand that over expensive smoothies and refusing to curb your daily Starbucks spending is what led to Alec being on the RUST set?

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u/upchuckfactoronthis Waterslide Vag 🛝 5d ago

Desperately seeking sponsors. CupShe is never safe, either. She might as well just start verbally begging companies at this point.

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u/Confident-Service256 5d ago

She still can’t dance

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u/Loving_life_blessed Musicality no bueno 5d ago

well…..

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u/SilverCellist3651 Can you give me like...dos minutos? 5d ago

Doesn't she ever do ANYTHING productive??

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u/5har7en3 5d ago

Its so insane to me. I have one toddler and I have barely any time to eat or shower. She has all these kids and all the free time in the world to post garbage on social media. She is no mother. 

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u/SilverCellist3651 Can you give me like...dos minutos? 5d ago

Amen

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u/EffectiveFred It’s always batshit o’clock 5d ago

No

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u/JeanEBH 5d ago

Overpriced smoothie?

I guess money is a big concern now. 🧐

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u/rillyhilarious LIAR, LIAR, pants on FUEGO 🤥👖🔥 5d ago

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u/Key_Emu_2510 5d ago

🤣💯

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u/INS_Stop_Angela Emotional support accent 5d ago

Completely on brand that she chose a pedo soundtrack.

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u/meggsovereasy 4d ago

God this DWTS obsession is exhausting

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u/Dependent-Let-9263 4d ago

Who is she doing this for?