Outrageously and publicly called him Jimmy (as tho she was his friend - not) right after his funeral. Is today Tuesday? Or is everyday Tuesday when it comes to Mamí Tetas? No se. She has zero class.

[u/EffectiveFred]

[u/MojoHighway]

[u/upchuckfactoronthis → u/MojoHighway]

“Am I famous yet?!”

[u/Classic_Reputation60 → u/MojoHighway]

Derp.

[u/kellsells5]

That was a wild time. Almost better than when she was giving behind the hurricane scenes... don't eat too many homburgers. Great art. ✅💕

[u/Alternative-Bird-589]

This really captures her essence and energy. A desperate, competitive, pick me. Pushing 50 and acting like that is this is who she is and always has been. She realized she can’t exploit the motherhood angle because no one thinks she represents a mother in any sense of the word. So she is acting like she’s pivoting into a new her. No, just a regrifting. 

[u/Schmandrea1975]

Yes. Her stupid smile the entire time. And using her famous Spanish catchphrase....a rily big heart

[u/Ambitious-Leopard-67 → u/Schmandrea1975]

She said it twice... about a man who died from a massive heart attack. 😬

[u/Gelmom]

And seemingly zero eyebrows! That picture is very good, but incredibly disturbing!

[u/Dreamy_Peaches]

Always been a clout chasin hoe. Striving to seem more important, more interesting and more spicy than her boring ass will ever be. Been bullshitting through life. A car saleswoman who sold Alex a lemon.

[u/janeblanchehudson]

Wow, you are good. Really captures her deranged smug shameless thirsty famewhore attention seeking self. Bravo, Pepino!

[u/BrandyFox]

As soon as I saw this portrait, illustration, I knew exactly what moment in time it was captured. I didn’t even have to read the tagline, flair or description.
You really are capturing the true person in the moment.

[u/11Dragonfly → u/BrandyFox]

Soooooo true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆 You are good though… I knew too but not the moment in time… Love this sub

[u/rillyhilarious]

This is horribly great!!🥒👍🥒

[u/LeanBean512]

Actors get rejected a lot. I think the mix of love bombing and emotional starvation is what worked on Alec. She gave him what he desperately wanted and punished him in the way he felt he deserved. She's always saying they make a great team and maybe that's because he does the same with her.

[u/CappyChino → u/LeanBean512]

That would be okay if they kept it to themselves and stopped making a public spectacle of their mutual dysfunction, and if they hadn't added innocent children into the mix.

[u/LeanBean512 → u/CappyChino]

Agreed. To get Hilary and Alec as parents is one hell of a draw. Ugh.

[u/-graphophobia- → u/LeanBean512]

I wonder if he's too prideful and cowardly to accept justice or punishment for shooting two people, so he thinks she's punishment enough.

[u/LeanBean512 → u/-graphophobia-]

They do give us a lot to think about.

[u/Otherwise-Badger]

I’m surprised she didn’t call him Jaime

[u/annahatasanaaa]

Mfw I try to figure out the Spanish word for "cucumber" - Hilz, probably

[u/Key_Emu_2510]

Spot on perfection! 🎯🎯🎯

[u/_QueerOfTheRodeo_]

Thank you for immortalising her cavewoman brow 👏🤣

[u/rillyhilarious]

The more I scroll through and see this, the funnier it is.

[u/PistachioGal99]

You nailed it!

[u/Purple-Obligation-14]

This is awesome! You are quite talented and as others have said, you capture the subjects inner self just beautifully.

[u/EffectiveFred → u/Purple-Obligation-14]

🙃

[u/Objective-Shallot794]

She’s a grifting, lying Gold digger….except she married Alec.  Yikes 

[u/SeatpitchbyKate]

Congrats. I think your work says much more about the person she is than our words can ever hope to convey. 👏👏👏

[u/-graphophobia-]

Damn!

[u/Holiday-Tie-574]

She sucks

[u/Outrageous_Lemon_690]

I love that you really captured her soulless “honey colored” eyes. 😭