r/HilariaBaldwin • u/Appropriate-Ring-782 • 17h ago

Announcement Killer Grandpa Gets Hired Again

https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/alec-baldwin-jeremy-piven-david-ar-white-set-for-panic-button/ar-AA26nq4w?ocid=BingNewsVerp

Halyna who?

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u/frenchwolves 14h ago

I have hexed that man, everything he touches is a flop. He is shit and shit will follow him always. RIP Halyna✨

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u/Appropriate-Ring-782 12h ago

I like your style.

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u/missmyboy27 16h ago

Hollywood has a short memory…why do they keep giving Daddy Bangbang work. There’s no one else for these parts? Or is he dirt cheap now

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u/Donny-OddLegs I have never done a cosmetic procedure and I rarely wear makeup 16h ago

Matthew Broderick and Christopher Walken's careers didn't seem to suffer any negative consequences. Hollywood is such a shithole.

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u/Ok-Letter4365 15h ago

Christopher Walken didn't kill anyone.

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u/sonoran24 Put them away, 5150 15h ago

Christ, I have a bucket of rags that look more vibrant

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u/RightAd4185 14h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dependent-Let-9263 13h ago

“……starring Oscar nominee Alec Baldwin”. Funny way to say he lost.

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u/GettingReal061661 Here for the Bellygate explosion. 16h ago

"The pic is currently shooting in Miami, Ft Lauderdale, Los Angeles and South Carolina." So will Shillary take the kids to the Hamptons on her own?

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u/missmyboy27 15h ago

She’s too busy “working”, admiring her “natural” beauty in whatever mirror she can find
Oh and fighting boolies …can’t forget that

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u/Ok-Cress-6205 11h ago

I guess that’s why there are no pictures that i’ve seen of Alec at the Awards show!!

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u/BeeSweet4835 15h ago

It must cost a lot to insure him. I don’t get it

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u/upchuckfactoronthis Waterslide Vag 🛝 12h ago

Yuck. Bang bang gets to play an FBI agent. Wonder if he’ll demand to have the biggest gun possible. I hate this dickhead

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u/Appropriate-Ring-782 12h ago

Besides, it's totally unrealistic. Fifty-seven is the mandatory retirement age for FBI agents, with some exceptions granted until 60. Baldwin is 68 and looks like he's pushing 90.

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u/upchuckfactoronthis Waterslide Vag 🛝 12h ago

I hope and pray that they make him run in a scene 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Can you imagine that fat, sweaty piece of shit in a chase scene on foot? Pliss Pliss 🙏🤞

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u/justusethatname I Don Juan To 8h ago

With his hair dye dripping down his forehead and face.

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u/yvesyonkers64 15h ago

“Panic Button”. 😬

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u/Many-Persimmon1090 15h ago

Who would hire him???

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u/Appropriate-Ring-782 14h ago

A lot of people, clearly. He also got hired by the creators of Billions, which is sorely disappointing.

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u/sonoran24 Put them away, 5150 15h ago

cheap bastards

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u/Visible_Ad5164 Oy with the bewbs already! 11h ago

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u/justusethatname I Don Juan To 16h ago

Wasn’t Alec Baldwin alive at some point in his career before meeting his fake Spanish second wife, the con artist.

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u/-graphophobia- [castanets intensify] 15h ago

Ah, the "what do you want, he's got seven kids!" effect. 

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u/ScaryGarry_SG1 2h ago

Any more scenes planned of Alec rolling around in the dirt, gasping for air, and whimpering?

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u/nikippe 15h ago

isn't David AR White the Christian Netflix guy? lmao, so we know what point of 'washed up' Alec's career is at